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wiseolddog.bsky.social

@wiseolddog.bsky.social
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Old guy who did a lot of stuff in his time.

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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 7h
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 7h
I was wondering what that hairdo was called!
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 7h
“Money doesn’t talk it swears!” -Zimmie
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 7h
Because white Americans suffer from status trauma and are averse to sharing…
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 7h
Thom, did you write the book with third grade language? If so none of the readers will understand what you’re saying.
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 18h
… as I ponder the family size bag of pickle chips… do I dare? I’ve been double dog dared…
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 18h
Natalie is getting way too much attention!
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 19h
Get a really bad dye job and don’t wash it for a week.
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 19h
She was Alice Cooper’s neighbor in Aridzona… Barry Goldwater too.
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 19h
Only ten X? Piffle! I can do 15!
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 19h
Put some basic production behind it and it’ll go places!
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 19h
Barrrrrbbbbbbiiiiiieeeee!
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 19h
Impressive! But it’s not one of your super smoking girl surfers!
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 19h
Surprise!
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 19h
Is this kid eating handfuls of downers everyday?
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 19h
Ow!
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 19h
Shepherds are all about controlling you!
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 19h
Dude covers his nose….
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 19h
Without a trillion bucks he’s a stone cold loser. Even with a trillion bucks he’s a stone cold loser.
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 21h
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meanwhile in the ‘Gulf of Ignorance…’
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Erudite!
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The two Mooks behind him to the left…
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Latino vote
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He IS responding to the outcry. Someone told him this is ‘Bad.’
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
JD chuckles nervously…
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
‘This land is your land…’
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Stay quiet… make your nut…
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Status trauma
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And maybe, just maybe… you’re going to think about “Why we change our clocks…” Probably not but ‘Maybe.’
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I voted early. Nobody fucked with me. Lesson? Vote early!
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
‘A Fowl Ball!”
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s called ‘tribalism.’ It was a big thing 10,000 years ago.
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can you imagine the morning meetings at Lloyds of London every morning when they go over the ‘ship attack stats’ for the previous 24 hours?
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🌟Deborah M. Weeks 2.0 Please refollow 🚫DM’s 🌟 @deborah-10-06.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wow!
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pop Little Vein! POP!
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
‘Restraints’
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And the Rains Came!
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Chung-Fool would know a thing about scumbags…
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
…if he doesn’t like the music you have as you sit out back enjoying the day.
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Another battle in the ‘Boor War.’
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How much does this cost?
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wow! You better have good leg muscles!
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You never had photos of you screwing kids held by another evil gangster.
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Who are their largest advertisers?
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We’re going to remember all of them.
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Because I can!
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“The Boor War”
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