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Darth Wise

@wisejones.bsky.social
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Word Smith, Peace Keeper, Guardian of Nature

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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 11h
Flashback to 2020. I have a trove of incidents that I have backed up to make sure a proper accounting is kept
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 11h
If you have kids and having sex with the door open just letting you know that you can open it afterwards lol lol 😂
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 12h
#NolanWells #BlackLivesMatter
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 12h
Starting to see veins in my forearms and hands. I may push my weight loss to 190lb goal. Going to consult my Primary Care Physician
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 12h
This was June 2020. This man like others clearly outlines the “why”. This is an ally a person who can see clearly. Here we are again with another perfect storm less than a decade later. Nolan Wells high unemployment due to massive layoffs and out of control inflation.
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 15h
The Separation of Church and State is dead.
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 15h
Satan knows the Bible front and back. He can also quote it. Means nothing with living up to the principles. These people are satanic by their own deeds. They murdered a school full of babies
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 17h
#JasmineGuy A lot of folks catching strays lol. Its best folks say nothing at all about the cast of A Different World lol.
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 17h
#JasmineGuy You can tell how defensive all of us are about Jasmine Guy. Its anti-black to speak negatively of Jasmine Guy.
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 17h
Confession: I purchased Chocolate Chip Cookies from Publix IYKYK
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 17h
I need some Canadian sponsors lol 😂 I gotta get outta here. Somebody call Carney
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 17h
Does Canada have a refugee program I can apply for
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 18h
Lol lol lol 😂
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 20h
In the age of house phones remember when your parents got angry if the phone rang to late or to early? Lol 😂. Those old rotary phones you could hear allllll the way outside. You could kill your self tripping over the cord lol
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Justice for Justin (STILL!) @ish-not.bsky.social · 20h
Sending campaign texts after 10:30 PM is diabolical and NOT a way for me to give you coins…
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 20h
So I went to get rental assistance last week. When I called I was told I had to be 2 months behind. When I went in person I was told I had to be only 1 month behind. Since I am 1.5 months behind I would have to pay until I was only 1 month behind to get assistance lol. Funny thing is
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 20h
When are they going to remake Good Times?
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J.J. Evans' Iconic Dyn-O-Mite! Moment
ALT: J.J. Evans' Iconic Dyn-O-Mite! Moment
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 20h
Ricki Lake would have been a perfect prosecutor for Law and Order SVU
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Ricki Lake: We Don't Need To Hear That!
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Sukie 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🌊 @froggybottompond.bsky.social · 22h
''I'd like to go ahead and solve it. The Atlanta Hawks.''
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Its obvious these people are useful tools. The moment you take Qatar word for anything kinda gives away the game. The state where Hamas leaders take the funds they steal from Palestinians while they live in luxury.
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
His feet are about to burst out of those shoes like the Hulk…
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LOL! 😂 Weekend at Bernies! The beat stopped midway through lol…
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Weekend At Bernies: Hold The Boat!
ALT: Weekend At Bernies: Hold The Boat!
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am awake and in pain. I knew my tumble down the stairs would have a delayed effect. Time to shower and sit on this heating pad…
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A’JA LETS GOOOOOOOOO! Lets get active! I am 100% with it lol
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Jenifer Lewis’ Afro @msjlaw.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
The baseline situation in A’ja’a own words. Our MVP is [rightfully so] still pissed. #WNBA
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He needs to be fired. No private company would put up with this level of incompetence unless it was a telecom giant
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Incredible that medical facilities, which all claim that protecting patient privacy is one of their “core values”, are the only places where my personal information has been stolen repeatedly. We’re closing in on double digits at this point.
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I still have my Dr. Doom mask that I used during Covid
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sports Illustrated is going to sue lol lol 😂. Theeeeee dumbest of all dumb timelines.
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DANGER: MULTIVERSE Title Card
ALT: DANGER: MULTIVERSE Title Card
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@deardean22.bsky.social after the last Lanterns episode do you feel antaan and his men were justified in their hunt for the manhunter? I can say what the Manhunter did was horrific and Abin Sur was wrong for not turning her in. Her being on earth put the planet at risk
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My generation beat the shit out of men who assaulted women. In my part of town anyway. We need to attach immediate consequences for this kind of behavior. The community has to carry out local justice. Those guys should never enjoy a moments peace. To do what they did is sub human.
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You all need to out me in charge of sentencing. Walls of Jericho for 4 hours per day for 10 years. Live streamed to every pdfile in the US to remind them what awaits them
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Chris Jericho Applies Walls Of Jericho To The Miz
ALT: Chris Jericho Applies Walls Of Jericho To The Miz
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you ever voted for this man you share in his damn stupidity. You are without question THEE dumbest people on the damn timeline
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Does he have a built in jet pack?
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine being hung on a cross for healing the sick on the Sabbath. Rome was the American prototype. Being punished for providing healthcare
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula
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Count Chocula Cereal
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this post a Vampire that isn’t Dracula
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Eddie Murphy's Evil Smile
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#Lanterns #OutKast this scene had me rolling lol 😂
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These are thee dumbest people to ever exist in our universe lol
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Only our Heavenly Father can give this man justice.
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They robbed his family of his presence.
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Welp falling downstairs isn’t what I needed LOL literally rolled. At least I tucked and rolled
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A small sample size so people can understand whats really happening. My gas cost was maybe $8. To make money doing this you really have to turn down orders with no tips. The $0 tip was 15 miles lol
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just delivered to a school. Our kids schools resemble prisons. Its a damn shame
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fix something with a paperclip to celebrate!
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can already see journalists working these regret/change of heart stories. I don’t share MTG stories bc she is the same racist she has always been. Remember the booing remember how they stoked racism. They should have to work for the trust of those they spit on for years
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She doesn’t regret the vote she regrets she is suffering under him. I will not tolerate these news stories without proper questions to these people. Make them admit they regret being affected to hell with these interviews. These people will vote for the suffering of others 8 years from now
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Katie Kat 💋👜 💄💖⌚️ @spicynocajun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It might be tough right now but it won’t always be. Don’t let anyone convince you that your circumstances are permanent when you still hold an ounce of hope that they aren’t. Hold your faith tightly and allow it to grow. Eventually your hope will become stronger than their opinions.
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had to eat my lasagna literally a few bites a serving. My stomach felt weird bc I made the sauce a to good. My neighbor took half after I gave her a plate. I should have started selling plates like an elderly granny from the 90’s
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Darth Wise @wisejones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No Black American should ever vacation in the UAE and I mean ever. The place has a cruel form of slavery. Africans are lured with the promise of work only to have their documents seized and forced to work at those vacation resorts. Black people are viewed as a slave class in these places
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