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Christopher Robinson

@wisecracker.bsky.social

290 followers 110 following 14 posts

Zen futurist. Void poet. Novels WAR OF THE ENCYCLOPAEDISTS (Scribner) and DELIVER US. Co-Host with @amandaknox.bsky.social of #LABYRINTHS podcast.

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Christopher Robinson @wisecracker.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

It's not NOT for the kids...

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Christopher Robinson @wisecracker.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

This isn't gangster? He references a gun ("blick") which yes has a double entendre for art supplies maybe, but still. The opening of this album goes hard.

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Christopher Robinson @wisecracker.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

How about when he quotes Biggie. Or when he samples a 2Pac song for the beat and raps with a very Pac-esque flow on Reincarnated. You can practically hear 2Pac's ghost on that song. How do you define "gangster"?

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Christopher Robinson @wisecracker.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Chatbots are an invasive species.

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Christopher Robinson @wisecracker.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Are they really? I'm ready to jump to the thousands, like The Nimbus 2000.

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Christopher Robinson @wisecracker.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

A pity that the Colosseum--that monument to violence, enslavement, and animal cruelty as ENTERTAINMENT--is being sullied through this crass consumerism.

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Christopher Robinson @wisecracker.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

You know what I'm talking about!

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Christopher Robinson @wisecracker.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

And what sort of facial ridges do the native population have?

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Christopher Robinson @wisecracker.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

You're falling off a 100 story building, desperately trying to grab a gargoyle to arrest your fall, trying to spread your coat out like a flying squirrel, you doomscroll Twitter for a second, then you're another year older, another story closer to splat! When's the last time you called your mother?

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Christopher Robinson @wisecracker.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

iPhone 16 already? At some point they're going to need to rename this thing. iPhone 37 just sounds too stupid.

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Christopher Robinson @wisecracker.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Going swell! Aside from that hound with glowing eyes.

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Christopher Robinson @wisecracker.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Hi!

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Christopher Robinson @wisecracker.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Adults are just like babies. If they're acting cranky, it's one of four things: they're hangry, they're tired, they just need attention, or they shit their pants.

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Christopher Robinson @wisecracker.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Remember: nothing is permanent and we're all going to die, so eat your avocados while you're eating them, listen to the music that's playing, and scratch that itch (you know which one...).

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