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Gamer and Professional Clown Enthusiast. I cook-a da bideo game-a

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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Nightfire: Skyrail I can speak on this one from memory cause I played it so much. Nightfire's maps were designed to "Kinda" work in TDM but this map was very much lopsided towards CQC taking place in and around the resort, with snipers dominating the outdoors. Lots of verticality and a fun gondola.
Skyrail Multiplayer Map from 007 Nightfire, split screen with both players looking at a ski resort at the bottom of a snowy hill.
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Toxic waste, son. This sewer floods out with the stuff on the 13th of every month, right at midnight. And that's less than ten minutes from now. Follow me.
Sanitation Worker from Jason Takes Manhattan
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This bit specifically really interests me, as I *think* I've seen this within a lot of multiplayer communities. Helldivers has some people overturn the intended tone and messaging to become a power fantasy. They want to be Space Marines. Any communal balance discussion for any game has these types.
"There are certain people — and I’ve noticed this far more with TTRPG players than anyone else, and suspect it’s because of how rule-dense TTRPGs can be as they attempt to account for basically simulating an experience in a specific world — who really, really want to get to rules lawyering.

It’s not about playing the game on its terms, but about trying to force the game to bend to your whims. For this kind of small-minded and selfish player, the goal is not “I am playing this experience for what it offers,” but “here is a new territory to conquer and make my own.”"

https://docseuss.medium.com/have-you-heard-of-the-wizards-game-66e59d54d051
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The boy
My cat Morpheus, with a devious expression (eyes narrowed, mouth tilted)
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Pigma from new StarfoxSpace Runt from Chicken Little
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
it begins
A poorly edited version of that panel of batman kicking a kid from Absolute Batman. Batman's head is replaced with the protagonist of Lorne's Lure in the first panel, the second panel has the head replaced with Lorne's Lure's Steam Page, his leg with the Steam Play Now button and his hand with the Steam Blue Thumbs Up.
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The cover of "The Campaign for North Africa" poorly edited to say "The Cyber Campaign for Lunar North Africa: The Moon War: 2040-43"
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
SITES Spectre M4 is my beloved
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Layer 8 has a deathgrip on me (Spoilers)
The Pokémon Pokopia Logo and Screenshot but with the text replaced to say "I SEE ICY ULYSSES FROZEN UPON THE WINE DARK HIGH SEA.", a reference to ULTRAKILL
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
:)
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Booting up Monster Hunter World again w/ a friend and forgot how adorable the baby is.
Adorable Monster Hunter Palico W/ Winter Jacket looking cute AF right next to "The Freak" (Clown with Shades, goatee and orange pompadour)
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
The Shadow's Agenda portrait from CAIN TTRPG
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Not the best at editing but is this about right?
You're walking in the woods
There's no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him
(Labubu)
He's following you about thirty feet back
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
He's gaining on you
(Labubu)
You're looking for your car, but you're all turned around
He's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face
My God, there's blood everywhere
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
man with suit pointing gun at laptop, stock image
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
This would have troubling implications for the economy
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Force ghosts from Return of the Jedi with the faces poorly photoshopped to Harry Dubois, MIT AIA and SS13 clown respectively
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Clown with Selleck mustache in the UNDERTALE: MEMORIES art program
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Noticed Cultic while messing around with the funny Woke Detector website lol, can't wait for Chapter 2.
Cultic listed as Not Woke on The Woke Ranking website pulling from but unaffiliated with the steam group Woke DetectorGeometry Dash listed as Woke on The Woke Ranking website pulling from but unaffiliated with the steam group Woke Detector
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I was about to suggest a really cool indie game that's near and dear to my heart but a cursory IMDB search has unveiled to me that you might have tried it already lol
Lenard (Puppet from My Friendly Neighborhood) stuffed in a locker (in My Friendly Neighborhood, available now and in the past but not too much past, on Steam for purchase with currency. The amount? Some of it.)
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Dr.Orpheus from The Venture Bros predicting another character's future death to a stroke.
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I am an artist and visionary
The worst doodle ever put to this sacred beautiful earth, avert thine gaze at your own leisure
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
The mind horse
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Doom II (1994) fans:
Sad ant w/ bindle
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Objections Overruled: Supply The Munitions
3D render of a pallet with thirty 155mm artillery shellsThe same 3D render of a pallet with thirty 155mm artillery shellsThe same 3D render of a pallet with thirty 155mm artillery shellsThe same 3D render of a pallet with thirty 155mm artillery shells
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I need to see her play Disco Elysium
Disco Elysium Screenshot:

RHETORIC [Heroic: Failure] - Alright, here we go. We're devoting all your available brain cells to coming up with a question about communism. Scratch that, to coming up with *the* question about communism, the alpha and omega of communism questions, and that question is:

(Multiple Choice)

1.- (Whisper.) "Are women bourgeois?"
2.- Oh god, that's bad. Surely I can think of something better.
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Psycho Patrol R is crazy man
A screenshot of Nubby's Number Factory, a different game with a similar aesthetic to Psycho Patrol R
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Depicts a cartoon star with a serious face

Text reads: Serious Star. Put this Star in your post when you're not joking around, so that your buddies know that the games are over. You are dead. Fucking. Serious.
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Love this game from what I've played so far, in the process of making a custom campaign about cracking Nazi skulls.
inside of a building with nazi carpet covering main room's floor, currently on fire with many flaming nazi corpses littering the room. The main character has a Scorpion EVO 3 with a metric shit ton of attachments including a green laser.
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Not my home, but I know my way around.
Overview of the SS13 Map "Destiny" from the Goonstation server
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Scene from Metal Gear Solid: Twin Snakes where Solid Snake says to Meryl "It's only when I'm cheating death on the battlefield. The only time I feel truly alive."
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I should make a game about killing Nazis. Not a lot of games these days about killing Nazis set after WW2.
Sam and Max comic panel depicting the two titular characters plowing nazis into an active volcano. 

Max: "Sam, you think we'll ever run out of nazis to bulldoze into volcanoes?" 

Sam: "Don’t talk like that, Max! How else would we while away our lazy afternoons?"
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
My introduction to pulp, 10/10 read.
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Peter Griffin Eating A Rice Cake
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
The above post by Zane found within the Discover Feed
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Can't wait for release!
Badly photoshopped image of person with pink hair and headphones getting smoke blown in their face
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
The GOAT
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Bluesky this week
A scene from The Stanley Parable depicting The Stanley Parable Adventure Line™ across the floor, wall and ceiling of a messy office room with papers and chairs haphazardly strewn about
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
It's all part of the plan, probably
The Escapist 2 with 11.9 hours played and 13 achievements.
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Repost w a banger pic of your cat
My cat Morpheus lying with his paws curled, belly up. He is very happy and let me pet his belly.
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
An image of Goku looking menacing
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Here's my cat, Morpheus. He's living with a friend rn while I sort some things out, and I miss him daily.
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
I hear Jaz is pretty popular on here *20 minutes of laugh tracks and JerryBrand:tm: stings*
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Wisecrack34 @wisecrack34.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
So uh...
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