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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️

@wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social
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Canonically Trans. Queen of Wands. Writing satire, fiction and existential Midwestern nonsense. patreon.com/lilithelektra

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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
America: Keeps paying Disney prices.
A list of Disney+ subscription cost from 2019 ($6.99) to 2026 ($21.49)
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hi, I’m Lilith Elektra. Writer of stories, lover of pizza, and creator of chaos I write about absurdity, strange situations, and whatever else catches my fancy. The link in my bio is where you can find more of my work. #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters #fiction
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
No team in major league history has ever recorded two shut out wins by 20 or more runs in one season. Until.... #brewers #mycrew #mlb
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Milwaukee Brewers @brewersbot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Holy cow what a photo
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Brewers tonight.
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The Simpsons: Stop, Stop! He's Already Dead
Alt: The Simpsons: Stop, Stop! He's Already Dead
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If Trump changes New Mexico to New America will they try to change Albuquerque to CharlieKirkie? #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me: I’m over my fear of bugs. The bugs:
A bug ass beetle bug. I think he’s dead.
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I should hear back from three publications and a contest in the next two weeks and I’m not sure I’m ready for so much disappointment at once. #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This was a horror story I wrote for a contest that won an honorable mention. You should like, read it, or something. #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters
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The Disciples
Contest Honorable Mention
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
What if, and stay with me now, nothing is real? #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Snoopy never lived through Making America Healthy Again….. #MAHA #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I know some of you fuckers love Harry Potter but you're adults now and there are actually more films about trains that are better than all the Potter films.... #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If only I would have discovered acid and estrogen 25 years earlier. #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Gordon Ramsay: When were these meatballs made? Chef: The 28th... Ramsay: So yesterday? Chef: ...of July... Ramsay: They're a month old?! Chef: ...2022 Ramsay: Fuckin' 'ell! #KitchenNightmares #GordonRamsay #transwriters #queerwriters
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You don’t get to rewrite what’s happened but you do get to write what happens next. #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The mnemonic device to remember the Great Lakes was HOMES. Now, by changing Lake Ontario to Lake America the United States can use SHAME to remember them. #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters #MAGA #Trump #LakeAmerica
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Lowering beef prices by getting rid of tariffs is a weird move since they’ve been saying this whole time that tariffs don’t raise prices. 🤔🤔🤔
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Highlights from last night's Brewers' game. #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters #brewers
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The Simpsons: Stop, He's Already Dead!
Alt: The Simpsons: Stop, He's Already Dead!
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
With friends like mine, who needs MAGA? #transwriters #queerwriters #lgtbqwriters
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Old man: Kids today are so stupid. Same Guy, 1970: So I pulled a gun on Freebird Michael Hayes because he blinded the Junkyard Dog at a wrestling match. #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters #prowrestling
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Somewhere there is a world with knights and dragons and in their downtime they create characters for a game called Contracts & Corporations.
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Just found out today that my micro-fiction contest submission, Grand Gestures, has advanced to the finals.
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Grand Gestures
Contest Submission
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The new GOP defender of women- Royce White- has a 50 year no-contact order with his ex-wife who was issued an order of protection by a judge. #transwriters #queerwriters #lqbtqwriters #WNBA
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Me: I like baseball, it isn't an 'old person' sport and I'm not old. Baseball: This pitching change is brought to you by North Shore Adult Diapers.... Me: Fuck. #brewers #baseball #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Main complaints about Disney theme parks: -Tickets are expensive -Food is too expensive -You have to pay more money to get on the rides faster -It is essentially a giant money vacuum -The place is always too crowded. #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My favorite part of '1984' is the end when everyone met The Party in the middle in regards to a persecuted minority and then voted Big Brother out of office. #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Two former NBA players claim they'll play in the WNBA proving once again that most of the problems in the world come from the ignorance of cis men. #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters Also, maybe, to prove that there are two professional basketball leagues in the US that don't want them.
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This week's wrap-up: we're only virtually out of missiles, the Brewers are hanging on, and I have opinions about Super Troopers and Anchorman. Also, apparently I know less about film theory than I do about baseball. #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters #baseball
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So, Seriously, We're Out of Missiles?
Weekly Wrap-Up
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Headlines in 2027 will be shit like: "Company announces it has used A.I. to create a Lament Configuration". #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters #Hellraiser
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Someone should write "Ready Player Three" and the whole book is just a nostalgia jerk-off for "Ready Player One". #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Join me in the @nycmidnight.bsky.social 250-word Microfiction Challenge on December 4th! Learn more at nycmidnight.com/250
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The 250-word Microfiction Challenge — nycmidnight
The 250-word Microfiction Challenge is an international creative writing competition that challenges participants to create very short stories based on genre, action, and word assignments in 48 hours.
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Americans on social media 2018-2020: "First the came for..." Americans on social media 2025-Present: "It isn't worth fighting for trans rights (and I'm as liberal as they come!). #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Why 2026 is the 1968 of assholes, what The Bear gets painfully right about dysfunctional families, another honorable mention, and the Brewers reminding me that pitching is a fragile social construct. #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters #baseball
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Welcome To The Golden Age of Assholes
Weekly Wrap-Up
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It really seems like the golden age of awful people. 2026 is to assholes what 1968 was to pitchers. #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters #baseball
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Homemade sugar cookies, fresh out of the oven, is the flavor of Christmas. #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
You are the greatest work of art you'll ever produce. #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Another honorable mention... “A Brief History of the American Presidency” asks: what if LBJ’s first night as president involved two exhausted lizard people explaining how the world really works? #transwriters #queerwriters #lqbtqwriters
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A Brief History Of The American Presidency
Contest Runner Up
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Online psycho- If I see a trans woman in the women's room I'm getting my husband!! Ma'am, you're far more likely to be murdered by your husband than harmed in anyway by a trans woman. #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Most of the internet seems to be bots or angry people with poor reading comprehension who lash out with name calling. #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters (The perfect response this post- "MY READING COMPREHENSION IS FINE YOU STUPID BITCH!")
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
"I'm as liberal as they come but I think [regurgitated conservative anti-trans propaganda]." #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I'm not afraid of failing. I'm afraid of being a failure. Is that a thing? #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Less than 1% of Americans own farms. So any time someone say some bullshit like Democrats shouldn't "die on the hill" of trans rights I just tell them I feel the same way about farmers. #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This week: fairy tales, 100-word fiction, King of the Hill, and the Brewers opening the second half by going 5-1. Plus, the usual amount of political exasperation. #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters #baseball
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The Repeat Cycle
Weekly Wrap-Up
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Them: You call everyone you disagree with a bigot. Me: Well I ain't agreeing with no bigots. #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
If you're a woman who doesn't want trans women in women's sports you should know that the conservatives you're siding with don't want women in women's sports either. #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I created a Beehiiv. Apparently angry leftists won't read your posts on Substack, Now they can not read my work on two platforms. #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters wisconsinlaughtrip.beehiiv.com
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Home | Wisconsin Laugh Trip
I am an improvisor, writer and coach on my own creative journey. I work with people looking to bring their dream life to reality.
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I wrote this fairy tale story for a contest and advanced to the next round (after a year's worth of Honorable Mentions). I had never written a fairy tale before but one of the judges described it as 'a perfect story'. *blush* #transwriters #lgbtqwriters #queerwriters
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The King's Playground
Contest Winner
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Join me in the @nycmidnight.bsky.social Scary Story Challenge on October 16th! Learn more at nycmidnight.com/scary
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Scary Story Challenge — nycmidnight
The Scary Story Challenge is a creative writing competition that challenges writers worldwide to create scary short stories based on assigned prompts in 48 hours.
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A fairy tale about a greedy king, an impossible playground, and the only gift a man who has everything can receive. The King's Playground advanced to the second round of its contest, and now that judging is over, I can finally share it. Hope you enjoy it. #transwriters #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters
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The King's Playground
Contest Winner
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Lilith Elektra 🏳️‍⚧️ @wisconsinlaughtrip.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This fucking asshole.
The Spanish team photo after winning the World Cup. A disgusting orange turd sits in the corner of the picture.
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