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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠

@wintersparrow.bsky.social
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Gen X somewhere in the northeast. Burned out ED nurse. Motorcycles, scuba, biking, snow sports, kayaking, clay, fabric, paint, yarn, books, coffee, stars, birds, gardening, animals. Awkward AF.

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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 4h
The actual lady.
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 5h
The actual photo.
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 5h
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 14h
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yep. Subie for the win. Two dogs and lots of adventure gear. We live in the snow belt off Lake Ontario…my Forester is a beast and I hope to get 300k out of it.
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Did you see Mars Attacks?
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Mars Attacks Alien Woman
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Mars Attacks Alien Woman
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We are boiling our planet for THIS?
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Blocked her today too. 24 hrs in and she’s following thousands? Nah.
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gurl. We love our North Face jackets up here.
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jim Henson made that bird….
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel ya🤔...
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Didn’t expect to start my Thursday with tears….🥹
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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John Pinette - KFC, Movies, Supermarket (2004) #shorts #standupcomedy #comedyshorts #classic #comedy
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m always drawn to the attic windows. Wondering who gazed out of them a century ago.
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My mom’s 91 and I’m still hiding those books when she visits.
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chili without beans is just sloppy joe.
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You know the people “boycotting” have never eaten a cheese that wasn’t sliced and wrapped in cellophane. Same folks who “boycotted” Hamilton.
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m guessing that Team Iced Coffee are also the ones who show up to a community 5K with a 64 oz hydration pack, energy gels, and bandaids on their nipples.
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nothing says “hire me” like indicating you can’t go 30 minutes without your sippy cup.
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Autumn is here! Spent yesterday meditating on things I need to change, doomscrolling being one of them. The universe answered by killing my iPad. It won’t charge anymore. #mabon #witchsky
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Cozy Night with Candles
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My dyslexic ass read that as chicken flatulus and I thought, eww.
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I never understood hustle porn. The motivational videos that are 45 minute montages of some random dudes screaming at you. What’s the end game? Money? Six pack abs? We’re all going in the ground someday, buddy.
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Meanwhile, the ones I have growing in pots with regular water and fertilizer look like ass. Sigh.
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I wish I were a fly on the wall for whatever she said to him.
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not the “it” we’re all waiting for.
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Admiring the pronounced right sided facial droop. Any day now……
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In psychiatry we call this confabulation.
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Same. Nice country road. Neighbor has a lawn tractor, leaf blower, and chainsaw. All gas. Sometimes he uses all three at once. Just revving them. Pointless. And his kid has an atv and rides circles in the yard. Even their toddler has a Barbie jeep.
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Riley who?
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Normal people glance under the door to check for feet.
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’d be more impressed with mother of dragons.
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
….runs outside to smell the boneset in my garden that’s blooming for the first time.
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I mean, I’m no fashion plate but I try to at least wear decent pantaloons and a grown up shirt with buttons and collar. At the very least you get treated slightly better by staff.
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My favorite is the full gown adults who bring multiple fleecy blankets and stuffed animals for the flight.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The season of soups, breads, chunky sweaters, and pumpkin spice is upon us!
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Elmo Surrounded by Intense Fire
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I used it yesterday for the first time and yeah, the graphics literally gave me a headache. Also seems to be a lag time with where you are vs what the display indicates. I’m committed to trying though.
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My favorite is when the app (Flowbird in my city) repeatedly dumps your password and makes you relog in. When you’re already running late.
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I was completely and utterly lost in this movie. It took me away for an hour or two, and that was wonderful.
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I got one of these because my dog sets off the alarm and I can’t disable it. And actually fastening the belt makes it hard for her to be comfortable due to the way the strap crosses the bucket seat.
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Used to play frisbee and drink beer up on top when I was at SUNY Oz 100 years ago.
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Why do they all look 30
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Saw this recently but with pedestrians using a marked crosswalk with strobe lights. Driver was having a grand mal while flailing his arms.
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sounds. Lights. Fragrance. People.
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Loki's 'Yes Very Sad' Reaction
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My 91 year old mother reading about Lake America in the local paper: “He’s such an asshole!”
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Winter Sparrow 🤿🚴🎿🛶📚🐦‍⬛🐠 @wintersparrow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
She’s literally reading a script. Badly.
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