jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 24/09/2026'more like the trolley SOLUTION' i yell, drifting my train across both tracks killing every single person simultaneously 000
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 20/09/2026the symptoms say im radiation maxxing but the low-level dosimeter is only giving 3.6 roentgen 001
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 19/09/2026the odysey reddit is the odysey good reddit what odysey about reddit how to understand things reddit how to understand things reddit -ai 000
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 18/09/2026what is the purpose of small horses. we explore this today in my podcast 'potential species extermination candidates' 000
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 15/09/2026me [waking up to find the torment nexus trending]: finally 000
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 13/09/2026guys named Al must be having a really rough year 011
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 13/09/2026we have decided to build the torment nexus just in case china decides to build the torment nexus 000
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 10/09/2026shout out to whoever is making all this air. youre doing a real important job and dont get enough credit 010
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 05/09/2026just found out about the phrase 'grindr's wario' an i am extremely upset 010
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 02/09/2026my biggest claim to fame is that i was in the chernobyl control room during the meltdown. i was the one who said 'what the fuck' when all the lights went red 000
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 26/08/2026i think a massive union jack will be the perfect logo for my new business: nigels garage 010
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 24/08/2026being forcibly ejected from the work group chat for responding to everything with 'its peam' 000
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 21/08/2026they should poke a little hole in the atmosphere and just let the climate change out 010
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 21/08/2026absence makes the heart grow: 1. fonder 2. happier 3. more productive 100
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 19/08/2026going to buy a pair of trousers so big people will see me coming and say 'here comes the hguy with The Trousers' 121
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 19/08/2026guess who has two thumbs and is a massive idiot. thats right its you 031
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 17/08/2026they should gentrify space. put some metro tiles up there 000
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 17/08/2026the whole patrick bateman skincare routine scene is just Every Social Media Post now and im sure that's healthy 000
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 12/08/2026kids today never whipped a llama's ass and it shows 000
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 05/08/2026divide and conquer is bullshit put them all in one place and drop a harp on them 010
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 03/08/2026decided to pivot my entire life to posting shit like 'if you ever drank water from the hose your awesome' 020
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 24/07/2026its 2026 and 'locked in' syndrome is good now actually 000
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 21/07/2026if you put a full stop after a 'hehe' youre a sociopath 010
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 18/07/2026hello i am the median voter. i vote entirely on how based you are and how much you will hurt people who are cringe 000
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 17/07/2026growing up is realising i will never be as happy as the day in 1992 i bought home a super nintendo 000
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 11/07/2026ive just got out of a meeting with the president who has committed to build Data Centre Prime to analyse the reasons for the heatwaves 000
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 11/07/2026they should do laser removal on more things. like politicians 010
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 10/07/2026LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT TH 000
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 10/07/2026[absolute fucken freakout thom yorke idioteque dance] thanks for dialing in everyone - just wanted to cover off re: yesterdays call and the q3 deliverables 100
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 05/07/2026i need to buy some crisp n dry but there are 300 wellness influencers in the seed oil aisle with tripods and everything 000
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 01/07/2026another man from nantucket? how many of these guys are there 010
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 27/06/2026garth marengi should have been 18 seasons and a movie 110
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 26/06/2026ordering a pair of meta glasses for each side of my head and becoming the walking panopticon 000
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 22/06/2026finally lads a new PM nows our time [everything continues to get worse forever] drat! 011
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 19/06/2026my ten year plan is to get more and more tired until i disappear 000
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 17/06/2026jigsaw origin story is just kevin mcallister in home alone 000
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 16/06/2026wondering what sort of midlife crisis im going to get 000
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 14/06/2026i dont care which football team you identify with stop trying to force your lifestyle on me 000
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 03/06/2026im 44 and dont know what maths is. is it too late for me to become a quant 000
jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 27/05/2026they should give the pope a rocket launcher and let people really see God's Divine Justice 010