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jared leto atreides

@winst.bsky.social
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once my dad ate a chicken nugget off my plate and i cried for 3 hours winstwinstwinst in most places

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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 20h
hype! drop the books you want banned in the chat
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i will laminate the moon
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
every day i am haunted by OG twitter
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
'more like the trolley SOLUTION' i yell, drifting my train across both tracks killing every single person simultaneously
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the symptoms say im radiation maxxing but the low-level dosimeter is only giving 3.6 roentgen
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the odysey reddit is the odysey good reddit what odysey about reddit how to understand things reddit how to understand things reddit -ai
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
what is the purpose of small horses. we explore this today in my podcast 'potential species extermination candidates'
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
me [waking up to find the torment nexus trending]: finally
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
they should release a new kind of depression
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
guys named Al must be having a really rough year
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we have decided to build the torment nexus just in case china decides to build the torment nexus
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
shout out to whoever is making all this air. youre doing a real important job and dont get enough credit
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
just found out about the phrase 'grindr's wario' an i am extremely upset
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
you dont know me google
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
my biggest claim to fame is that i was in the chernobyl control room during the meltdown. i was the one who said 'what the fuck' when all the lights went red
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i think a massive union jack will be the perfect logo for my new business: nigels garage
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
being forcibly ejected from the work group chat for responding to everything with 'its peam'
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
they should poke a little hole in the atmosphere and just let the climate change out
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
absence makes the heart grow: 1. fonder 2. happier 3. more productive
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
going to buy a pair of trousers so big people will see me coming and say 'here comes the hguy with The Trousers'
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
guess who has two thumbs and is a massive idiot. thats right its you
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
they should gentrify space. put some metro tiles up there
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
the whole patrick bateman skincare routine scene is just Every Social Media Post now and im sure that's healthy
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
kids today never whipped a llama's ass and it shows
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
divide and conquer is bullshit put them all in one place and drop a harp on them
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
decided to pivot my entire life to posting shit like 'if you ever drank water from the hose your awesome'
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
its 2026 and 'locked in' syndrome is good now actually
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
if you put a full stop after a 'hehe' youre a sociopath
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
hello i am the median voter. i vote entirely on how based you are and how much you will hurt people who are cringe
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
growing up is realising i will never be as happy as the day in 1992 i bought home a super nintendo
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
ive just got out of a meeting with the president who has committed to build Data Centre Prime to analyse the reasons for the heatwaves
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
they should do laser removal on more things. like politicians
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT TH
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
[absolute fucken freakout thom yorke idioteque dance] thanks for dialing in everyone - just wanted to cover off re: yesterdays call and the q3 deliverables
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
i need to buy some crisp n dry but there are 300 wellness influencers in the seed oil aisle with tripods and everything
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
another man from nantucket? how many of these guys are there
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
garth marengi should have been 18 seasons and a movie
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
ordering a pair of meta glasses for each side of my head and becoming the walking panopticon
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
finally lads a new PM nows our time [everything continues to get worse forever] drat!
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
thats a load off
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
my ten year plan is to get more and more tired until i disappear
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
jigsaw origin story is just kevin mcallister in home alone
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
wondering what sort of midlife crisis im going to get
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
i dont care which football team you identify with stop trying to force your lifestyle on me
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
put this guy on our money
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
GENDER REVEAL WARHEAD
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
im 44 and dont know what maths is. is it too late for me to become a quant
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
tilly norwood snuff film
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
THE CHILDREN YEARN FOR BEEHIVE BEDLAM
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jared leto atreides @winst.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
they should give the pope a rocket launcher and let people really see God's Divine Justice
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