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Jordie Jordan AKA WingsOfRedemption

@wingsofredemption.bsky.social

Look here, look listen, skeeting on blue sky doesn't stop it, so stop giving advice on something you know nothing about.

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Jordie Jordan AKA WingsOfRedemption @wingsofredemption.bsky.social · 02/01/2024

My new year's resolution is to be able to see my penis without multiple mirrors.

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Jordie Jordan AKA WingsOfRedemption @wingsofredemption.bsky.social · 28/11/2023

When you're 450 pounds, you have trouble wiping your ass, honestly, I don't know whether I've wiped good or not

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Jordie Jordan AKA WingsOfRedemption @wingsofredemption.bsky.social · 29/09/2023

Look here, you better not fart like that again or imma ban you from the house real talk.

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Jordie Jordan AKA WingsOfRedemption @wingsofredemption.bsky.social · 12/09/2023

Hi hoodlums! Having fun stealing content!?

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Jordie Jordan AKA WingsOfRedemption @wingsofredemption.bsky.social · 06/09/2023

I think I should have another boxing match, reel tawk.

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Jordie Jordan AKA WingsOfRedemption @wingsofredemption.bsky.social · 04/09/2023

Time to find the CEO of Twitch and get my affiliate back peimps!

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Jordie Jordan AKA WingsOfRedemption @wingsofredemption.bsky.social · 04/09/2023

Don't get me started on fat bald white guys who wear glasses and usually have beards, always mistaken for the sexy beast that I am.

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Jordie Jordan AKA WingsOfRedemption @wingsofredemption.bsky.social · 04/09/2023

Turns how playa was what he ate in the end, unsurprising for guy who retired because he did a nazi salute and spewed antivax nonsense.

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Jordie Jordan AKA WingsOfRedemption @wingsofredemption.bsky.social · 04/09/2023

I'm glad he didn't stay sober though, for reasons that he would probably dislike anyone calling themselves antifascist, congrats on your sobriety tho, reel tawk.

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Jordie Jordan AKA WingsOfRedemption @wingsofredemption.bsky.social · 04/09/2023

Damn son, look beer, look listen, appearing off wine didn't stop it, so stop giving a vice you know nothing about, seriously.

Me, a bald fat man with glasses, wearing a top hat sitting in a gaming chair that I rarely leave, smiling, probably because I just ate some Wendy's Chili.

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Jordie Jordan AKA WingsOfRedemption @wingsofredemption.bsky.social · 03/09/2023

I wanna smack the shit outta Kelly so bad, this marriage is a misery real tawk, got a muhfucker like Arthur about to punch his bitch ass sister.

Close up of the titular cartoon character, Arthur's clenched fist.

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Jordie Jordan AKA WingsOfRedemption @wingsofredemption.bsky.social · 03/09/2023

Big ups Liquid Richard, shout out Sean Ranklin.

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Jordie Jordan AKA WingsOfRedemption @wingsofredemption.bsky.social · 03/09/2023

I think most people would scream if they were left under a bucket, reel tawk.

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Jordie Jordan AKA WingsOfRedemption @wingsofredemption.bsky.social · 03/09/2023

I'm sorry co-cola cat, I only drink Pepsi.

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Jordie Jordan AKA WingsOfRedemption @wingsofredemption.bsky.social · 03/09/2023

What's up peimps? How do I ban people on here?

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Jordie Jordan AKA WingsOfRedemption @wingsofredemption.bsky.social · 03/09/2023

I completely humbled Boogie, I successfully beat an elderly disabled dood for money, that's why I need 200 bucks for the webcam to be turned on, reel tawk.

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Jordie Jordan AKA WingsOfRedemption @wingsofredemption.bsky.social · 03/09/2023

Mawds, please ban Brendan Foster for knowing what I did, real tawk.

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