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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hitchbot lying smashed to bits in a Philadelphia street.
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
General William Tecumseh Sherman, but with a Phillies P on his hat becuase WE MUST BURN THE ATLANTA BRAVES TO THE GROUND
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wooooooof
My Battle.Net birthday is 12/26/2005.

I have been active for 20 years, 8 months, and 18 days.

This is in the 99th percentile of absolute loserdom.
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Indeed.
A large adult man standing on the Teleporter Pad from Start Trek TOS.
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
LOOK AT THESE ABSOLUTE CHILDREN. Twenty-three years goes by in a blink.
Giant dork in a tux stares lovingly at a woman in a wedding dress. The woman's look says that she knows that she owns his ass forever.
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lake Ontario renamed as Lake RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Redid the desk in my home office this weekend, and I am well pleased.
2 27" & 2 24" monitors crammed onto a single desktop. 

There is a collection of bric-a-brac on the walls and shelves that indicate a very serious and mature person does important work under this setup.

Wu-Tang is for the children
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Found it! Each logo links to the team's stadium address and website.
Google map with bunch of MiLB team logos indicating their home stadium
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A Google map with lots of pins in it.
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Our first date was a Harrisburg Senators game. Our first big purchase as a couple was season tickets the last year at the Vet. And then this.
A wedding photo with the bride wearing a Red Sox jersey and the groom wearing a Phillies jersey.
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Brought to you by the people that thought it was cool to put BIMBO across your tits: BIMBO across the ass!
The back side of the Philadelphia union 2026 3rd kit.

It features the BIMBO sponsor logo across the lower portion of the jersey.
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I've done it. I can rest.
A screenshot showing 100% completion on Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced.

Not pictured:
100% synchronization
All hidden items obtained.

I am so tired.
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Computer, enhance. Enhance.
A refrigerator full of magnets and picturesA picture tightening on a quadrant of the refrigerator IS THAT THE SHOCKER?
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Just texted this to my Celtics loving friend who is still salty about Jaylen Brown
A text message that reads, in its entirety:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Gonna be a nice day.
A Wawa receipt for a spinach smoothie.

The order number is 69.

You know. The sex number.
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Seemed like a good idea but if I take more than three bites I will puke
Footlong kielbasa sandwich with fried onions, mini pierogi, and cheese sauce
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Need to adjust my mental state in order to watch MLS soccer after 6 weeks of watching the World Cup: #DOOP
A man holding a pint can of Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA, which clocks in at 9% ABV.

The stadium seating of the MLS' Philadelphia Union is seen in the background.
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Cool.
A notice from PECO:
We are aware of an outage in your area impacting service to 669 customer(s). As of 3:51 PM ET on 7/21/2026 we are working to identify the cause of this outage. We currently estimate that your service will be restored by 6:00 PM ET on 7/21/2026. Additional information regarding your outage will be provided as it becomes available. Thank you for your patience.
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
BLEP
A black dog with a gray snoot sleeping with his tongue hanging out.
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Because of this:
My grandfather reading the 1978 copy of Playboy magazine featuring Bo Derek on the cover to me and my cousin (age 2ish)
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This is aways the scene that I giggle over the most:
A 1978 Playboy magazine featuring Bo Derek on the cover.
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'm ready:
Green tshirt with yellow text that reads:
Dingers &
Taters & 
Round and Trippers &
Bombs &
Dongs &
Long Balls &
Jacks &
Four-Baggers &
Blasts &
Tanks &
Big Flies &
Moonshots.
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Live your life in such a way that people don't suggest that you die by shitting your pants to death.
A text exchange:

- What's your guess at the brief but sudden illness? 

- No idea

  I hope it was explosive diarrhea
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
DRINK UP ME HEARTIES. YO HO!
The pre-load download screen of Assassin's Creed: Black Flag Resynced.
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I acknowledge that i grew up on candy cigarettes and 3ft long plastic straws of colored sugar, but... Are the kids alright?
A store display of a candy called "Sour Goo Trio" with a circular pouch with three partitions, each one with it's own spout for sucking out the goo.
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
LOL no
Bluesky notification that New York Mets followed you
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Been working through the backlog of this podcast since discovering it a couple weeks ago, and I just hit the jackpot (so far):
The header image for the podcast South Fellini Presents Legends of Philadelphia. The image is a black & white photo of a smiling Ted Bundy with a Temple University logo hat photoshopped onto his head.

The title of the episode is "Temple's Worst Student: Ted Bundy"
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Allez les éléphants!
Close shot of a man wearing the Cóte d'Ivoire World Cup away kit. The team badge is featured.
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
OH MY GOD
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
We must've been petty close in the stands!
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
GEAR UPGRADE ACHIEVED
Côte d'Ivoire World Cup away  jersey. Features the team badge over the left side of the chest. White background with orange sunbursts and green stripes & palm trees.
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Let's fucking GOOOOOOO
Tall bearded man wearing a gray tshirt featuring an elephant logout in orange, white, and green. Text reads:

CÔTE D'IVOIRE
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Minor League baseball is undefeated (Until they're eventually killed by venture capitalists & the MLB) www.milb.com/rocket-city/...
Promotional picture of the 'Bama Butts v the Alabama White Sauce.

The Butts logo features red text with a cowboy hat over the B and a pig tail coming out of the U.

The White Sauce logo features white text that looks like semen.
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Atticus knows you got this, Gail.
Black dog with a gray snoot wearing a red polka dot bandanna.
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Finally got my Rivals gooner skin.
A screenshot from the video game Marvel Rivals featuring Cloak & Dagger in the "Coastal Couple" summer costume.
Dagger (a blonde white woman) is wearing a black bikini with seashell adornments.
Cloak (an african-american man) is shirtless and wearing a white cloak with seashell adornments.
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Name a tv show you’re positive no one remembers but you
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This is fine.
Emergency alert: Severe

National Weather Service: A FLASH FLOOD WARNING is in effect for this area until 2:00 AM EDT. This is a dangerous and life threatening situation. Do not attempt to travel unless you are fleeing an area subject to flooding or under an evaction order.
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I was gonna be a Cote d'Ivoire backer since they're using our pitch for training anyway, but THIS KIT IS FIRE:
The World Cup Jersey for the Ivory Coast national team. It is a Puma branded jersey, mostly in a textured orange print, with a green badge featuring an elephant
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
What. The actual. Fuck.
A bag of Grab n' Go Cheezits featuring the limited time flavor:

CHILI CHEESE DOG
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
We did it!
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I be cooking (for the last 2+ hours)
Large man wearing a black apron worth crossed lightsabers with fork tines on the ends. 

Text reads:

MAY THE FORKS BE WITH YOU
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I do NOT approve this horseshit, MCO.
A table ad in the airport bar at MCO advertising a "Philly approved!" cheesesteak.
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
When I said I'd be willing to leave my hotel today only for meals...
A very sunburned bald giant wearing a patterned Star Wars shirt l and holding a honey & bourbon shot in one hand, and a liter of pilsner in the other. 

He is smiling.
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
We did it! (After having the hat guy take a stretcher to a XXXL)
Man with gigantic head wearing a breathable canvas hat with a wide brim.
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride to all my LGBTQ+ homies. All people deserve respect, love, and safety.
A rainbow badge with text reading "YOU ARE SAFE WITH ME"
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Look at these absolute fucking children. Were we ever that young?
An engraved picture of two people at Disney's EPCOT center circa 2003.
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
And my precious whatever the hell you'd call this
Blue-haired forest witch with blue glasses and a blue Phillies hat taking down an ear of Mexican street corn with gusto.
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
My precious flower
Blue-haired forest witch with blue glasses and a blue Phillies hat sticking her head through a pink flower cutout.
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I know the game being on Apple sucks in general, BUT it has saved my evening while on vacation
Phillies/Dodgers game on an iPad from a balcony overlooking a hotel pool.
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