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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!!

@winetosser.bsky.social
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Lord Clarke is a woke atheist home brewer (Old Dog Brewing) and brewery representative who is not a fan of racists, fascists or RWNJ. Life is too short for some shit! Keep that in mind. Living on unceded land of the Darug people, Penrith, Australia. LXIV

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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 15h
It's my brew, so Old Dog Brewing.
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 20h
Pretty pleased with my New Zealand Hazy IPA #bskyhomebrew
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m trying not to visualise this.
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Is that her resting face?
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What brewery? Vocation?
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ditto
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Only V8s in Pete’s Hi-T parking lot. What a fuckwit.
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’ve two words for you. Fuck yes. End of message.
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m not so sure, AI?
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thanks, what I mean is, I didn't see the jump or impact, I arrived after that before emergency response arrived. I've been thinking about it all day. I didn't look to see anything else once I knew what had happened. That wouldn't have felt right. I gave him/her their privacy, if that makes sense.
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fuck that Orange shit burger.
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes?
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm ok, thanks. I didn't witness it, I just saw the immediate aftermath.
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I believe it happens quite a lot. Very sad.
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Was at Croydon NSW today, just after a person decided to end their life by jumping in front of a train passing through the station. Bloody hell, it shook me up. If you ever have thoughts like this, please share them with someone. Life can be tough and cruel, I know, but it’s precious.
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nice one. They'd be a NSW thing and a good one is a culinary delight.
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He requires a glass box, the size of a phone booth, that once sealed in front of the sell-out crowd and ratings-smashing viewing audience, contains enough air for about 5 or 6 bars of dancing.
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Chateau Shoebox
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
His grammar is so bad, and those supporting him are sons of bitches. No offence to bitches, of course.
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He’s hitting those cognitive tests out of the park. He also illustrated his command of both language and memory with the historic “Person, woman, man, camera, TV".
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Agree! This one is dry hopped with Riwaka and Motueka.
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kegging a New Zealand Hazy IPA #bskyhomebrew
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Doesn’t he usually pardon them? So confusing keeping up with him.
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pepsi Cola became Pepsi in 1951.
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Redemption? Give us all a break. Crawl but under the boss's scrotum.
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is pointless. Nixon enjoyed better popularity than Trump.
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am Australian. Could be worse, right?
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This one loves me, she looked at me and smiled. #bskybeer
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You had me at Kõlsch, pizza is a magnificent bonus.
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Orange suited your gutless complexion.
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is that Super One, now?
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It wasn't called, "A New Hope" back then.
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I also have type 2 diabetes. Good on you for speaking out about it. They don’t call it “The Silent Killer”, for nothing.
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He threatened to do it but didn’t actually get around to making his horse a consul. Much like Trump promises to do things, perhaps Caligula was going to do it in two weeks? He did reportedly make his horse a priest of the emperor’s cult, which makes more sense. 🙄
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well that explains why the beetrooter joined.
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s a cult
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah, fuck that shit right off.
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Those beautifully drawn plates.
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Father Dick Burn. 😂
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Brilliant colour
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love the can art.
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love it.
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wow, didn’t know there was a place called Dildo. Can’t be pronounced the way I’m doing it in my head. What do they call the locals? Dildoins?
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sorry I missed it. 😀
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I got the occasional steel-capped boot in the shin under the table. Hurt like hell.
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Beam me up Scotty, NOW!! @winetosser.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The dog
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