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Windy Wolf

@windywolf.bsky.social
415 followers 26 following 276 posts

Furry account with a unique appreciation for flatulence. Age 27. Do not interact if you're under 18. Always assume NSFW

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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Everyone remember, it's skunktember! It's our responsibility to find the nearest skunk and submit to their benevolent rule. If you're lucky, one might share their fumes with you. The correct response is to INHALE deeply! So the smell goes from your nose to your mind! #Skunktember
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Heating up your boyfriend's seat before he sits down is peak romantic behavior. 🐺💨💨💨🛋️
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Bull guy who reads about global warming. 🐮: "Omg this is terrible!' 💨(FRRRRRPPP)💨 🐺: "You know that contributes to global warming right?" 🐮: "NO! 💨 It's not 💨 global warming 💨 it's 💨 local 💨 warming." 🐺🤢: "Still... a... greenhouse... gas..." 😵
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Sticking my head inside a box that says "Free Treats" only for it to lock me in place. On the other side of the box is a sweaty, swampy, and HUGE skunk butt. And the only treats in there are his noxious farts. 🦨💨💨💨📦🐺🤢
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Bear guys morning farts are so huge they're shaking the whole bed. 🐻💨💨💨🛏️
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
You walk into your bedroom and see your bedsheets totally inflated. Wolf guy just laying in there completely casually. "So, what's up?" 🐺: "Nothinggggg" 😏💨
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Walrus guy calls you a "blubber lover" before sitting on you. The swamp ass is legendary, and it's difficult to tell where his ass cheeks meet. The only thing you're sure about is that the more you dig around, the deeper and sweatier it gets. And then it rumbles... 🥵🍑💨💨💦🐺
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Getting a summer job as a party entertainer. They've got a unicorn costume and you're gonna be the butt. Every day. You never know who's gonna be the front but the summer heat and lunch never seem to agree with them. Enjoy prancing around while choking on ass fumes. 🦄🍑💨💨🐺🤢
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Bro wake up it's time for me to inflate your bed sheets with my farts again. 🐺💨💨💨🛏️🎈
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Steele is the type of guy to drop a gnarly fart and wait for everyone around to thank him for it (they usually don't 🤢).
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
LOVE IT when my fart acts like poison gas making an area completely uninhabitable for hours 😤🐺🍑💨💨💨
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
When the bulldog bully always farts on you at a specific time every day, so his ass and gas becomes part of your daily routine. Even his butt seems to be adjusting to the schedule, holding it in all day until it knows your face is right where it's supposed to be. 🐶💨💨💨🐺
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Hanging out with thicc Canadian moose man trying to hook up with him but he keeps wanting me to show him things and 'accidentally' farting everywhere. 🇨🇦🫎💨💨💨🐺
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
How the cute dog boys are looking at you after they let out a nose-melting SBD on your lap while you're trying to sleep. (Being the little spoon was their idea in the first place.) 🐶💨💨💨🤢🐺🛏️
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Puss In Boots: The Iconic Big Eyes
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Tiger guy is distracted using his VR headset so I have plenty of time to angle my butt jussssst right so he gets a nosefull of the farts I've been building up all day. 🐺💨💨💨🐯
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Driving down the highway with thicc moose man and it's a really hot day. He says "let's get some fresh air in here" and acts like he's gonna open the windows. Instead he lets out a fart that FILLS the car. The heat is gonna make that thing linger for a while too... 🚗🦌💨💨💨🐺
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Timber and Dez ran into a fox while out and about. Normally, they'd settle for mooning the fox and high-5ing. Unfortunately for him, these 2 hit the food court earlier and it's about to be everyone's problem. 💨💨 🎨 by @thelittlestbud.bsky.social
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Dog guy who gets really defensive whenever anyone blames him for silent farts and proves his "innocence" by reminding them how bad his brand really is. 🐶💨💨💨🥀
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Skunk guy who invents increasingly convoluted methods of sending his farts to one other particular guy as a way of flirting with him. 🦨😋💨💨💨
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Polar bear guy who doesn't seem to realize how HUGE his butt is accidentally squishing people with it all day. The especially unlucky ones get stuck to it and gotta take the brunt of his rank farts. 🐻‍❄️🍑⬇️💨💨💨💨💨🐨🐹🦊🐗🐱🐶🦇
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Moose guy who blushes while letting out a fart that echoes through the house and melts your nose. 🦌😊💨💨💨🤢
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Having your own private office is great even if the room is small. Pretty sure what I just let loose on this chair is illegal in 15 states. 🐺💨💨💨
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Vaiken is the type of celebrity who'll fart in your car and tell you that he just increased the re-sale value. Then he'll fart in your face and say the same thing. 🐺💨💨💨
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Was too busy fanboying yesterday to post but that zipper placement is bold smh
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
As it turns out, when your hippo bro wants to sit on a specific side of the couch, he's gonna do it even if you're already there. It's pretty hard to post from under a hippo butt, and I just heard a very suspicious gurgling sound, please send help... 🦛🍑💨💨💨🐺🛋️
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
So apparently the feline mechanic and I have a very different opinion on what an "emissions test" is, and he did not appreciate me filling the car with 'emissions' right before he went in. In my defense, the rules were pretty unclear... 🐺💨💨💨🚗🐱
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
As if getting sat on by his roomie wasn't bad enough, now EVERYONE is gonna see the vid of Timber's face in Taye's butt. The zebra seems to really enjoy it though. I guess coyote faces are comfortable. (💨 in replies) 🎨 by @jbtskunkwolf.bsky.social
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Magic cat familiar be like: "Listen man, elemental magic isn't my specialty, but if you give me some ice cream, I can give you a wind spell or two 😈." ✨🐱💨💨💨
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Introducing Meibu! He's the huge yak roomie for my other characters! If there's something missing from the fridge, it was probably him. And that bovine butt isn't just for show. If you stick around long enough, he's bound to fumigate the room with that thing! 🎨 by @assenjoyertora.bsky.social
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
The bear and shark arguing about whether it's better to have a furry or smooth butt. The only way to settle the matter is for them to take turns sitting on you all day and record your reactions. For science. 🐻🦈🍑🍑
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I hear if you scratch a wolf's butt you gain good luck. You should do that rn. 😏🐺🍑
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
When the horse bro hits you with this look you know his ass is about to go nuclear on your face... 🤢 🐴💨💨💨💨💨🐺
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Farting right after the lights go off is peak romance 😍🥰
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Lion guy gets dragged on a camping trip with a bunch of wolves. Everything goes fine until they settle into the tent for the night. One wolf farts, which the others interpret as a challenge. The lion is unable to escape as the tent balloons with the pack's... aroma... 🐺🐺🐺🐺💨⛺️🦁
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The wolf butt grants no mercy... Art by sugar_sock on FA
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Make sure to do this with your underwear to all your canine friends they'll enjoy it I promise.
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Protogen buddy enters sleep mode a little too early, so all his "friends" modify him into their toilet. Don't worry, they'll change him back... In a couple weeks. 🤖😳🚽
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Sure, I'll stay at work a little later tonight. But that means everyone's getting cropdusted. Customers, co-workers, manager, everyone. Maybe they'll think twice next time... 🐺💨💨💨💨💨
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Everyone always laughs when someone 'blames it on the wolf' but when the wolf gives you something to blame on him it's all: "Oh that's nasty!", "Please open a window!" or "My nose is melting!". A bunch of whiners, huh... 🐺💨💨💨🤢
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Bad news, the bulldog who cropdusts you every morning when he walks into class now goes to the gym at the same time as you. And he's taken a real interest in farting into the fans to blow the stink right at you. 🐶: "Savor the flavor, bro." 💨💨💨
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
You'd think losing *one* wrestling match couldn't end too badly. Turns out it can. Roche has been turned into a pair of undies for that massive TANK of a skunk Red. Why'd he have to make him two sizes too small...? And go to the gym...? 🥵😭 (💨 in replies) 🎨 by @redzepskunk.bsky.social
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
🦓: Calm down. All I had was 6 hard boiled eggs, the fully loaded nachos, the spicy chili dip, and an extra large milkshake. You can eat my ass no problem. 🦓🍑💨💨💨💨💨🤢
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
This new lynx guy is really giving "trying to be super intimidating but actually if you just go to sit on his face he won't stop you". He'll grumble about it until you fart and put him in his place. 🐺💨💨💨😾
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Doing laps around the pool is great until the huge orca bro dives in, easily passes you, and starts ripping the nastiest farts that bubble up right in front of your face. Then he laughs and says: "All those gains have to go somewhere little man!" 🐬💨💨💨🐺
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Komodo Dragon dudes gotta be the kings of belching right. Just crazy acid burps flying out whenever they want. You're definitely waking up to one burping in your face if you ever share a room with them. I don't even know what defense you could put up... 💨🤢
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
When the big bear bully walks past your squad and yells "stink bomb!" before dropping a dense fart and crop-dusting you all. Laughing and fist-bumping his bros when they walk away. The cloud is too thick for any of you to escape. Have fun! 🐻💨💨💨🦊🦝🐨
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
When the ball funk hits first thing in the morning mmmm 😍
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a cartoon of patrick star from spongebob squarepants standing on the beach
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
When your belly grumbles mid-cuddle and he hits you with the: "Don't hold it in on my account man. 😏"
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
The new zootopia cat boy is a slob do with that as you will.
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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Oh nooo what do you mean I have to share a small bed with a giant crocodile man who's super gassy and sweaty and treats all his mammal friends like they're plushies for him to bully all day. Anything but thaaaat... 🥺👉👈 🐊💨💨💨🛏️
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