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Windsor Mann

@windsormann.bsky.social
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Member of USA Today’s Board of Contributors, editor of The Quotable Hitchens, and freelance supermodel.

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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thanks for quoting!
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“If the woke mob is your biggest problem, water and electricity probably aren’t problems.” My latest: windsormann.substack.com/p/the-politi...
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The Politics of Power—Literal Power
When the lights go out, it’s hard to think about anything else.
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The problem with reading the transcripts of Trump’s interviews and speeches is that you don’t get to hear all the words he mispronounces.
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Drop the toy you’re playing with and read my new column. windsormann.substack.com/p/adults-gro...
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Adults, Grow Up
Why are grownups acting like children?
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trump’s low approval numbers prove that voters can be right, but only after it’s too late.
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We’re all sleeptalking. windsormann.substack.com/p/are-you-aw...
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I wrote about Russia’s election and still found a way to quote myself. windsormann.substack.com/p/winning-st...
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Winning Still Isn’t Everything
I gave dictators some election advice in 2007. Putin found a workaround.
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Contents of My Journal Will Shock You windsormann.substack.com/p/the-conten...
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The Contents of My Journal Will Shock You
By how boring they are.
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If Trump gives me $5,000, I’ll spend it on lawyers trying to put him in prison.
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Jeff @jammaj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
On today’s #DogShirtTV, @benjaminwittes.lawfaremedia.org welcomes @windsormann.bsky.social to discuss self-exile after Trump's victory, living in #PuertoRico as a #WASP, and the prospect of Puerto Rican statehood. 🇵🇷 www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvII...
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The View from Puerto Rico with Windsor Mann
YouTube video by #DogShirtTV
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I absolutely love this piece by @Windsormann.bsky.social. I’ve never been to Puerto Rico. Now I’d like to go. And now I have a place to stay.😎 Give this a read. You’ll enjoy it.👇
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thank you! Buen día!
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“The last thing I want when I’m trying to Hispanicize myself is for Puerto Ricans to Anglicize me. In Puerto Rico, I am Juan. Or, as I prefer to say, me llamo Juan.” Me on my first couple of months in Puerto Rico: windsormann.substack.com/p/i-left-ame...
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I Left America for America
What I’ve learned about Puerto Rico, which is not much.
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Trump is celebrating Labor Day by doing what he does every day: no labor.
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Trump began by calling for Iran’s unconditional surrender. He ends by calling the mullahs “very rational people,” “nice to deal with,” and “strong and smart.”
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Trump’s birthday should be a national day of mourning.
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
To succeed in today’s GOP, you have to fail as a human being.
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Like Jesus, Trump has never read the New Testament.
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Happy April Trump’s Day!
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
My latest:
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
It’s embarrassing that Trump needs to put his name on everything, like a child with a crayon and no supervision www.thedailybeast.com/the-true-cos...
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The True Cost of Trump’s Vulgar Branding Spree
The 47th president is replacing public history with an ego trip.
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Not trying to brag but I’ve never voted for Trump.
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think Trump alone can fix it.
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Trump runs wars almost as well as he runs.
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Kristi Noem is retiring to spend more time killing her dogs.
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Is anyone else distressed by all the commercials that address Trump directly?
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Trump is not pro-war or pro-peace. He’s pro-Trump.
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Trump’s State of the Union address was nasty, brutish, and too long.
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Presidents’ Day is the participation trophy of holidays. It’s like celebrating “the teams in the NFL” or “the leaders of World War II.”
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Thanks for reading. I’ll try to be more mature next time.
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The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The problem with Europe was that there was no one to confide my distress about American politics to.
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I Fled Trump’s America After His Re-Election. Here’s Why I Came Back
The problem with Europe was that there was no one in whom to confide my distress about American politics.
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
“I never thought of myself as someone who runs away from my problems. I always thought of myself as someone who flies away from them.” Me on my attempt to expatriate in @thedailybeast.bsky.social: www.thedailybeast.com/i-fled-trump...
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I Fled Trump’s America After His Re-Election. Here’s Why I Came Back
The problem with Europe was that there was no one in whom to confide my distress about American politics.
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Happy birthday to Alex Jones, although it’s possible his birth was a hoax staged by actors paid by the Illuminati!
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
“Don’t obey illegal orders.” “We’re going to throw you in jail for saying such an outrageous thing!”
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Trump hates Bad Bunny because he did something Trump cannot do: He got millions of people all over the world to watch him on TV and cheer for him.
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
“No form of prayer breakfast yet devised will save this crew, or earn it forgiveness.” —Christopher Hitchens
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
It’s only a matter of time until Trump renames Reagan National Airport “Trump Nationalist Airport.”
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
When Trump is president, time goes so slow and yet everyone ages so fast.
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Personally, I’d rather hear “I’m from the government and I’m here to help” than “I’m from the government and I’m here to shoot you.”
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I really want to move to another country, but I’m afraid Trump will invade it and start running it.
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Trump takes trivial things seriously and serious things trivially.
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
The only way to get ICE agents to take off their masks is to tell them that there’s a deadly virus and wearing those masks is the only way to prevent it from spreading.
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
“MAGA is many things, but above all it’s a movement about redistributing respect away from those who command too much (overeducated coastal elites) to those who don’t have enough (white Americans without advanced degrees who feel left behind).” www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
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Why Vance Committed So Hard to the Minneapolis Shooter
The vice president knows What ICE Means to MAGA.
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
This, along with the talk of fighting Venezuela, seems very “I’m unpopular so I’ll start random wars” to me.
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
You Winsome, you lose some.
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Jonathan V. Last @jvl.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
January 23, 2025:
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
George Orwell wrote in 1941:
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Trump thinks D-Day stands for Donald Day.
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Trump is doing to businesses what he did to his businesses.
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Windsor Mann @windsormann.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Happy April Trump’s Day!
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