windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 12hContributed Tweets for Phillip T Stephens are provided by MAGA conspiracy theorists who realized they’re full of shit only to discover they’re addicted to positing on social media. 010
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 12hContributed Tweets for Phillip T Stephens are provided by MAGA conspiracy theorists who realized they’re full of shit only to discover they’re addicted to positing on social media. 010
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 12hContributed Tweets for Phillip T Stephens are provided by MAGA conspiracy theorists who realized they’re full of shit only to discover they’re addicted to positing on social media. 010
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 12hAfter his surgery, Joe fell down a tunnel—spinning and tumbling until he saw a light at the end. He swam toward the light. It overwhelmed him, but he pushed through. Only to swim back to this side as fast as possible. Everyone on the other side wore red MAGA hats. #TwtStory 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 12hAfter his surgery, Joe fell down a tunnel—spinning and tumbling until he saw a light at the end. He swam toward the light. It overwhelmed him, but he pushed through. Only to swim back to this side as fast as possible. Everyone on the other side wore red MAGA hats. #TwtStory 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 12hAfter his surgery, Joe fell down a tunnel—spinning and tumbling until he saw a light at the end. He swam toward the light. It overwhelmed him, but he pushed through. Only to swim back to this side as fast as possible. Everyone on the other side wore red MAGA hats. #TwtStory 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 12hDeath hovered over Bernard. He was 95. He’d lived a good life. No complaints. Once death appeared, 95 years was too short. “It’s time,” Death said. “Fine but your ex-wife is looking for you. I said you’d be here.” Death fled and didn’t return until Bernard was 100. #TwtStory 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 12hDeath hovered over Bernard. He was 95. He’d lived a good life. No complaints. Once death appeared, 95 years was too short. “It’s time,” Death said. “Fine but your ex-wife is looking for you. I said you’d be here.” Death fled and didn’t return until Bernard was 100. #TwtStory 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 12hDeath hovered over Bernard. He was 95. He’d lived a good life. No complaints. Once death appeared, 95 years was too short. “It’s time,” Death said. “Fine but your ex-wife is looking for you. I said you’d be here.” Death fled and didn’t return until Bernard was 100. #TwtStory 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 12hThe meditation guide walked the group through their pre-death experience to reduce their anxiety about death. “Now we see a bright light. Step inside where your family is waiting.” “Shit,” Mary cried. “My family are all losers. I was hoping to finally be rid of them.” #TwtStory 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 12hThe meditation guide walked the group through their pre-death experience to reduce their anxiety about death. “Now we see a bright light. Step inside where your family is waiting.” “Shit,” Mary cried. “My family are all losers. I was hoping to finally be rid of them.” #TwtStory 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 12hThe meditation guide walked the group through their pre-death experience to reduce their anxiety about death. “Now we see a bright light. Step inside where your family is waiting.” “Shit,” Mary cried. “My family are all losers. I was hoping to finally be rid of them.” #TwtStory 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 12hHelen Wilson was flat on her back when the light surrounded her. It was her time. Jesus was coming for her. She rose and shouted, “I’m coming. I’m coming.” Her husband stood next to the light switch. “That’s really disappointing, Helen. You didn’t say that last night.” #TwtStory 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 12hHelen Wilson was flat on her back when the light surrounded her. It was her time. Jesus was coming for her. She rose and shouted, “I’m coming. I’m coming.” Her husband stood next to the light switch. “That’s really disappointing, Helen. You didn’t say that last night.” #TwtStory 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 12hHelen Wilson was flat on her back when the light surrounded her. It was her time. Jesus was coming for her. She rose and shouted, “I’m coming. I’m coming.” Her husband stood next to the light switch. “That’s really disappointing, Helen. You didn’t say that last night.” #TwtStory 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 12hJane’s husband Fred leaped from his seat when the doctor entered the room. “What’s wrong with my wife, doc?” The doctor shook his head. “Your wife had a near death experience.” “I can talk to her now?” “You can see her, but once she got near she went the distance.” #TwtStory 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 12hJane’s husband Fred leaped from his seat when the doctor entered the room. “What’s wrong with my wife, doc?” The doctor shook his head. “Your wife had a near death experience.” “I can talk to her now?” “You can see her, but once she got near she went the distance.” #TwtStory 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 12hJane’s husband Fred leaped from his seat when the doctor entered the room. “What’s wrong with my wife, doc?” The doctor shook his head. “Your wife had a near death experience.” “So, I can talk to her now?” “You can see her, but once she got near she went the distance.” #TwtStory 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 12h#TwtStory Upcoming: Five tweet stories on the subject: Near death experiences 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 12h#TwtStory Upcoming: Five tweet stories on the subject: Near death experiences 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 12h#TwtStory Upcoming: Five tweet stories on the subject: Near death experiences 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 12hAdvantage to writing a #TwtStory No. 10: Generates ideas for longer, publishable stories. Join me with 270 character stories using the x/bsky neutral tag #TwtStory #AmWriting #writers #write #MicroFiction #fictionwriter #writerswednesday 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 21hWhat were you saying about critical race theory? #DonaldTrump #MAGA #ChristianNationalism #CivilRights #Justice 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 15/10/2026BY ORDER OF THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT IN MAR-A-LAGO: Contributed Tweets for Phillip T Stephens must now be considered 'FAKE NEWS. 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 15/10/2026BY ORDER OF THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT IN MAR-A-LAGO: Contributed Tweets for Phillip T Stephens must now be considered 'FAKE NEWS. 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Bob left a message for Janet with the good news that he invested their savings in jellyfish futures. He never understood why she changed the locks and stopped returning his calls. 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Bob left a message for Janet with the good news that he invested their savings in jellyfish futures. He never understood why she changed the locks and stopped returning his calls. 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Two hours after the Xeon commanders ordered their forces destroy earth's cheeseburgers, they finally learned the meaning of the earth word 'mutiny.' 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Two hours after the Xeon commanders ordered their forces destroy earth's cheeseburgers, they finally learned the meaning of the earth word 'mutiny.' 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Bix batted the squeaky toy down the hall and under the couch. 'Ever since the cat died I can't make him stop,' his wife told their friends. 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Bix batted the squeaky toy down the hall and under the couch. 'Ever since the cat died I can't make him stop,' his wife told their friends. 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Just the way you are #DonaldTrump #MAGA #LBGTQ #TransRights #Transgender #Hypocrisy #Diversity 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Somebody didn't read his Bible carefully. (Matthew 7:21-23) #DonaldTrump #MAGA #Christianity #ChristianRight #Jesus 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 14/10/2026#MAGA #DonaldTrump #ChristianRIght #Prayer 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 14/10/2026#Christianity #Church #churces #Jesusmedium.comThe Empty Pew Syndrome: Why Institutional Christianity Is Losing Its AppealHow will churches respond now that Jesus is no longer the popular girl? 110
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Contributed Tweets for Phillip T Stephens are provided by militia members armed with their 2nd amendment iPads waiting for fireworks screen savers. 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Tim laid an eight on the table, Judy added three cards. Later she led with three eights. He called her bluff, and she flipped her cards. Three eights. Tim tossed his cards. “You cheated.” The other players laughed. “The game’s called Lie, Cheat, and Steal, dumb shit.” #TwtStory 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Frank cleared the table when he broke the balls. He thrust his palm at Freddy. “Pay up. 500 smackers.” Freddy slammed his cue on the floor. “You cheated. I’m going to tell my old man.” Which was a stupid thing to do since it let Frank switch out the balls and magnets. #TwtStory 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Drake found his ball in the rough. He lofted it straight into the hole for a birdie. As he retrieved his ball, Bob said, “You started with Wilson. That’s Kirkland!” Drake showed it again. It wasWilson. After the game he rushed to the casino to perform his magic show. #TwtStory 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Quickdraw Slim dealt from the bottom of the deck during the quarterfinals of the ESPN Grand Championship. He won with aces over threes. The referee challenged but to no avail. “It’s illegal to cheat at gambling.” The producer said, “Not on ESPN. We broadcast sports.” #TwtStory 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Bob Spuckler landed a trout with one cast. His sixth catch of the day. No one else had caught anything. He won the round, and the tournament. The reporter on scene wrote the next day that Bob cheated. The photo of the scuba diver covered with fishing hooks sealed it. #TwtStory 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 14/10/2026#TwtStory Upcoming: Five tweet stories on the subject: Cheats 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Advantage to writing a #TwtStory No. 22: Build an audience for your fiction. Join me with 270 character stories using the x/bsky neutral tag #TwtStory #AmWriting #writers #write #MicroFiction #fictionwriter #writerswednesday 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026#DonaldTrump #Immigration #StatueOfLiberty #Compassion 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026And soon it will be only you can clean roads, and only you can educate yourself. #DonaldTrump #MAGA #5ationalForests #ForestService 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Contributed Tweets for Phillip T Stephens are provided by Past Life Discount Warehouse. This month's special: 50% off 13th century monks who died from the plague. Modern antibiotics extra. 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The Caspers mortgaged the house to reinstall the pool. When they went to swim it was lined with blue vinyl. The next day algae covered the surface. The next day the algae mutated to slime creatures. The Caspers fled the house. Donald opened a Diet Coke. Peace at last. #TwtStory 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The Caspers built a backyard pool with Fred’s bonus. They walked onto the patio for a swim and discovered a backhoe ripping the pool to shreds. On the patio table they found plans for a ballroom and the note, “Everyone has a pool. You’ll want this for affairs of state.” #TwtStory 000
windeggs.bsky.social @windeggs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The Caspers found their kitchen in shambles. Ketchup all over the walls, spaghetti noodles scorched in the pan, empty Big Mac boxes and Diet Coke cans. Mary grabbed the scrub brush. She found a Post-It: “Need more Diet Coke. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.” #TwtStory 000
