Ryan Winchester @winchester.dev · 10/07/2026static.klipy.comBugs Bunny Says NOAlt: Bugs Bunny Says NO 060
Reposted by Ryan WinchesterJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/05/2026As a science fiction writer I really fucking resent tech bros for ruining the phrase "artificial intelligence." 80 years of it being all about cool androids and interesting computers destroyed by five years of "Spicy autocorrect making everything shittier for money." NEVER FORGIVE. 270138224174
Ryan Winchester @winchester.dev · 22/05/2026btw Ecto version 3.14 is out and has UUIDv7 support! #elixirlang 2339
Ryan Winchester @winchester.dev · 24/04/2026🤣media.tenor.coma person digging in a grave with a pink gravestone that says cazzy 's heartALT: a person digging in a grave with a pink gravestone that says cazzy 's heart 000
Ryan Winchester @winchester.dev · 17/04/2026#Elixirlang friends, do I know anyone using this in production? it's interesting github.com/wavezync/dur...github.comGitHub - wavezync/durable: A durable workflow execution engine for ElixirA durable workflow execution engine for Elixir . Contribute to wavezync/durable development by creating an account on GitHub. 111
Ryan Winchester @winchester.dev · 15/04/2026My grandparents did. it was quite common around here, but very rare now if at all 020
Reposted by Ryan WinchesterPieter Claerhout @yellowduck.be · 06/03/2026🔗 Everything I was lied to about Node.js came true with Elixir #ElixirLang #frontend #javascript #reading-listdylans.linkEverything I was lied to about Node.js came true with Elixir#ElixirLang #frontend #javascript #reading-list 0124
Ryan Winchester @winchester.dev · 07/03/2026I have become religious about timers Heating frying pan? Timer Boiling water? Timer Filling bathtub? Timer Literally anything: Timer 000
Ryan Winchester @winchester.dev · 17/02/2026time on the internet makes me lean towards hating people in general 000
Ryan Winchester @winchester.dev · 02/02/2026 my wife gets Facebook ads about random obscure stuff we talk about, even if we’ve never talked about it before, and I don’t. The difference? She has Facebook and messenger installed on her phone and I do not… 🤔🕵️♂️ 010
Reposted by Ryan WinchesterChris, The 0.5x Engineer @llcoolchris.dev · 28/01/2026I hate reviewing AI generated code when I know the dev didn’t read it 3133
Ryan Winchester @winchester.dev · 24/01/2026One of the reasons I left a job was because they decided I was paid too much based on where I lived (part of their DEI) and told me I'd never get a raise because of it. I had even took a huge cut to my usual salary to work there originally, because I liked the company. 000
Ryan Winchester @winchester.dev · 24/01/2026It was common for me in at least two places I worked. 100
Ryan Winchester @winchester.dev · 20/01/2026sk_livemedia.tenor.coma cartoon of a chicken with sweat drops on it 's faceALT: a cartoon of a chicken with sweat drops on it 's face 010
Reposted by Ryan WinchesterFred Hebert @ferd.ca · 18/01/2026When writing about Property-Based testing, I found they were much more solid and comprehensive than usual tests, due to their more general (properties vs examples). They weren’t used because they felt more complex and time-intensive to write, despite being shorter and having to change them less. 6233
Reposted by Ryan WinchesterEniko Fox @enikofox.com · 18/01/2026to young people: you may at some point have heard about the Y2K problem. some people may have told you it wasn't a big deal i need you to understand the only reason it wasn't a big deal was that everyone spent loads of time fixing code before it could become a problem, which is why it never did 442623739
Ryan Winchester @winchester.dev · 15/01/2026signal chat I have a personal chat literally called "Note to Self" 140
Ryan Winchester @winchester.dev · 15/01/2026media.tenor.comtwo men are arm wrestling each other in a gym .ALT: two men are arm wrestling each other in a gym . 000
Ryan Winchester @winchester.dev · 13/01/2026I'm going to start streaming again in spring/summer when my home office addition is done (it's been over a year now). We should do at least one stream where you walk me through how to build with Ash ;) 130
Ryan Winchester @winchester.dev · 05/12/2025i've looked at it a few times and i just get really turned off every time i want to like it 230
Reposted by Ryan WinchesterKelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 31/08/2025Just realized Apple still puts in the work to conform to the UNIX standard. * On September 12th, 2024, macOS version 15.0 Sequoia was certified under the UNIX 03 standard. www.opengroup.org/openbrand/re... 932230
Ryan Winchester @winchester.dev · 29/08/2025use the gist and not the image. there is a mistake in the local lspinfo variable 010
Ryan Winchester @winchester.dev · 29/08/2025If you use lazyvim, this is the only thing that worked for me gist.github.com/ryanwinchest... 170
Reposted by Ryan WinchesterParaxial.io @paraxialio.bsky.social · 16/08/2025"How can an Elixir web application be faster for end-users than one written in C?" 2205
Ryan Winchester @winchester.dev · 08/08/2025media.tenor.comkermit the frog is sitting on a railing wearing sneakersALT: kermit the frog is sitting on a railing wearing sneakers 071
Ryan Winchester @winchester.dev · 30/07/2025i like good lasagna. fuck bad lasagna for sure, though 0100
Reposted by Ryan WinchesterBrian Cardarella @bcardarella.bsky.social · 21/07/2025. @dockyard.com is seeking @elixir-lang.org contract devs, senior level experience with distribution and scaling necessary dockyard.com/careers #ElixirLangdockyard.comJoin Our Firm of Custom Software Designers & Engineers — DockYardWorking at DockYard means not being afraid to get creative, pushing limits, and turning problems upside down. 0169
Ryan Winchester @winchester.dev · 04/07/2025i have this same one i moved to a dusty basement (construction going on) where it has sat for many months without being used.... ran a long extension cord to it recently and it just printed fine 020
Ryan Winchester @winchester.dev · 22/06/2025Velux curb mount skylight and two 2x4x8 SPF Grab a sun tunnel too. Bring it to my house and I’ll pay you back when you get here, thanks 000
Reposted by Ryan WinchesterRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/06/2025Update: After many detours, including a quest to see a giant statue of a smiling blueberry, the Internet Roadtrip is exploring the gorgeous Nova Scotia coast neal.fun/internet-roadtrip 29112188
Ryan Winchester @winchester.dev · 02/06/2025i don't really have any great advice... build projects that require skills you think you lack 130
Ryan Winchester @winchester.dev · 25/05/2025@elixir-lang.org @postgresql.org @tailwindcss.com + phoenix 070
Ryan Winchester @winchester.dev · 19/05/2025skim the moduledoc for important info then look at the code if the code isn't clear, and the docs help, i'll read them more thoroughly 010
Ryan Winchester @winchester.dev · 14/05/2025the parents are having a worse time, and probably so is the baby such is life 020
Ryan Winchester @winchester.dev · 13/05/2025this also happened to me, and I also never used Adobe again. Affinity is great 020
Ryan Winchester @winchester.dev · 13/05/2025Yep. Always factor in how stupid you and your coworkers are when designing a program/system 🤣 020
Ryan Winchester @winchester.dev · 10/05/2025don't waste your time, there is some somewhat good advice sprinkled in the mostly shit advice that sounds like it *could* be good advice if you didn't know better. I fell for it early in my career when I read Clean Code 110
Ryan Winchester @winchester.dev · 10/05/2025"NO ONE" ?media.tenor.coma brown and white dog wearing a blue collar is sitting on a couch .ALT: a brown and white dog wearing a blue collar is sitting on a couch . 030
Ryan Winchester @winchester.dev · 10/05/2025we've learned that certain people face no consequences when breaking the law 000
Ryan Winchester @winchester.dev · 10/05/2025we used to ride around the neighbourhood without holding the handlebars, standing up sitting down, etc. it's not difficult once you get used to it... until you need to go uphill 🥲 000
