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@wilsonsmilson.bsky.social
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I can’t believe it.
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Stack up Blade 2 against any number of marvel movies that have come out since July 2019. Why are we making cracking a Blade story this hard? Unless it was saddled with having to tie into other mcu shenanigans. You’ve got vampires in my multiverse soup! Uh oh!
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Thor, a god who has seen unimaginable things, has taken part in time travel, has met people from other dimensions, sees his time traveling buddy Steve Rogers: “It’s not possible.” The Russos have done it again!
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Me buying an hdmi adapter
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
When youre just asking questions but you turn off all ways to answer when you dont like the answers.
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I know how this happens and it doesn’t end well.
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Liam Ramos a five year old being abducted by ICE.
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Robert DeNiro in CASINO where he informs a man that he’s either dumb or he’s in on it:  either way he’s a liability and has to go.
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
otaku if you believe in your world view why are you censoring discussion? its time to have those hard talks and do some personal growth!
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
This guy has it wrong! Its Jimmy that keeps getting arrested for DUIs. Jey was arrested for a DWI.
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Being a cool dude means pulling up to date information! I can’t bring myself to do the emojis.
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
dont forget these callbacks! you’d think at this point its been paid off and would be diminishing returns!
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
i made a sketch
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I always knew Guy Ritchie would make a shitty Indiana Jones movie with Jim from The Office. Looks like dogshit.
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
What you ordered, what you got.
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
When I get in my cups my wife claims one of my eyes starts to close. Its called the Bezos.
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
cool
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Amazon Studios now has creative control of the James Bond franchise.
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
i was doubting this story but this picture is backing up your claims. 🥵
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
this guy got egg money - he’s rolling in it!
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
maybe george will get in this year. spread awareness by creating him in the 2k community.
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
“Elon Musk’s My Heart Goes Out to You Salute” lordy we’re going to be having tesla drivers sieg heiling each other. Will it get any dumber? Yes, yes it will.
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Looking forward to former host Elon at the SNL 50th anniversary show. They can riff on this with David S. Pumpkins
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Her previous render for comparison. The belt is new.
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
you represent arkansas man lol the fuck are we doing
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
while im thinking about it everyone always talking about pixar moms what about thicc disney dads
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
👏👏👏holding those in power accountable!👏👏👏
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
youtu.be/xVP8PO9qybk?... this movie is offensive and stereotyping all my italian gangster brethren.
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
me when i listen to peter gabriel
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Jesus Christ.
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
This is “good” - P! U! Next you’ll be telling me Midnight in Paris is “good.” More like Stinker in Paris! See above P U. Double stinky doo doo. How many sex crimes does someone have to commit before you throw them in the trash?
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
bring gifts you holly jolly punk. you feel lucky? well? do you?
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
@theworkersclub.org now spinning
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
writing to the dnc for months asking if kamala saw that i signed the e card.
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
photoshopping a chef hat on him asap
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
commentators means normal people i guess. who the fuck likes the system as is?
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
does the popcorn bucket tell me where shelly miscavige is
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
i send this picture every day to my step dad.
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Please donate to my grandpa’s gofundme. He’s just a regular guy. He loves to work! 1st he caught fire & didnt take care of his injuries for a day. Then got clotheslined off his motorcycle by a wire between two poles that broke his kneecaps. This week he fell down a hill. Getting old stinks!
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Ready for Thanksgiving! 🇺🇸💪😋
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wilsonsmilson @wilsonsmilson.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Hope its not Boar’s Head. RFK please save The Rizzler!
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