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That's me in the corner. That's me in the tight pants, showing my religion. Midlander in Teesside.

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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 5h
I've never been able to look at George Melly the same, since he was on Jack Docherty's chat show and told a story about spaffing onto a plate and then lapping it up like a cat for E.L.T. Mesens' pleasure.
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 7h
Like Dennis Nilsen checking his own drains for anything suspicious.
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 8h
Arne Jansen needs to keep his hands to himself. Fucking hell.
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 19h
"Fingered myself, thinking about Batman."
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In that still, he's 33 years old!
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times?
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Black Mass: An Electric Storm In Hell
YouTube video by White Noise - Topic
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
post your favorite doctor who. wrong answers only.
The Doctor whose TARDIS is stuck in the outward appearance of a gents' toilet cubicle from Gloucester bus station.
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"humble little guys"
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Logan Roy Says Oh, Fuck Off
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
At first glance, thought it said 'Turnip'.
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Keeping it to nine was more difficult than I thought it'd be.
Juju - Siouxsie and the Banshees
Angel Dust - Faith No More
The Dreaming - Kate Bush
Soundtrack to Metti Una Sera a Cena - Ennio Morricone
To Bring You My Love - PJ Harvey
An Electric Storm - White Noise
Moon Gas - Dick Hyman / Mary Mayo
Scumdogs of the Universe - GWAR
Big Bang! - Fuzzbox
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Spooky Robb from 8/16/32bit @81632bitretro.com · 05/10/2026
The Oliver Twins can fuck off. Then, once they have fucked off, they can fuck off some more for good measure.
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#JamesBondDay
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is very handy, especially as my wife says the photos I take of my miniatures are "shit".
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We Print Miniatures @weprintminiatures.com · 05/10/2026
You spent hours on painting your miniatures, why only spend 2 minutes taking the photo? Read our free guide to improve your photos and take your posts to the next level. #miniatures #miniaturepainting #warhammer #dnd #nerdlings #warhammercommunity #hobby #figures
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
...Dum-de-dum dum, dum-de-dum-de-dum Dum-de-dum-de-dum-dum-dum-dum Dum-de-dum dum, dum-de-dum-de-dum Dum-de-dum-de-dum-dum-dum-dum
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She came from Meath, she had a horse and stable Her house was big, with a whitewashed gable That's where I caught her eye She told me that her Da was evangelic I said "In that case, I'll have a rub o' the relic" She said "fine" And then in thirty seconds time she said...
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 05/10/2026
Ah, Boxing Day
A (slightly edited*) headline from The Guardian: 'Revealed: the methane mega-leaks from Turkey'

(*the original included the words 'UN climate summit host')
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Song: Spellbound - Siouxsie and that Banshees. Saw a clip of the TOTP performance and in 1983 (aged 8 or 9), got Juju on cassette as the first album I ever bought with my own money. Book(s): See photo. Weird kid.
Colliers Encyclopedias from the 70s.
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The faceless nun in a rocking chair from Armchair Thriller story Quiet as a Nun.
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I used to just think the Olivers were just massively over-exposed on the retro scene (ser also: Ocean), but now the pair of them can get in the fucking sea.
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just had my third 'Julie'.
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Judge Judy's Annoyed Expression
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
New Dizzy game announced.
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I had this for my CPC and it was about the only game I struggled with, having a green screen monitor, because of the colour-coded fireballs for the monsters.
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Absolutely love that there's an Amstrad group on Facebook and Roland Perry wades into the comments to correct them.
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Unfortunately, my Case Files shelf has a definite bow to it. :s #DayofDredd
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy #DayofDredd to all Squaxx dek Thargo.
My WIP of 80s Citadel Dredd miniatures.
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Tim Kelly @chopperkelly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drokk! It’s #DayofDredd Shame Warlord Games stopped making its Judge Dredd game, i enjoyed painting these Judges.
Judge Dredd street judge miniature from warlord games Street Judge, Judge Dredd and Judge Anderson! From Warlord Games
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I see Lenny, it just reminds me of the perm my mum had in 1986 that went wrong.
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Captain America: I Understood That Reference
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
<Just shouted to me from the living room> "GET THE RAID! GET THE RAID! GET THE RAID!" Holy shit. It was fucking *massive*.
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Maya Rudolph's Shocked Face on SNL
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"KLAATU, BARADA, NICK KNOWLES"
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Talisman 2e Troll1980s Citadel Kleggs (basing tbc)
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30 October 1st
An Amstrad CPC 464.Whatever the fuck this is, from a dog shit AI YouTube thumbnail.
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've got the blu ray of this and if you drank a shot every time he goes "Hmm? Hmm?" and downed a pint when he says "And there it is", you'd end up completely wankered. Considering Price was deemed to be a gourmet cook, he acts like he's never seen a kitchen before, which is amazing.
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I see John Cusack's had a bit of work done.
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 30 October 1st
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Red Hat.
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Dallas Bobby Ewing
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Clearing out some old files, I'd completely forgotten I'd done this.
"Good luck, kid!" - Tatsuhiro Sakamoto
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The intro for series one includes a couple of people you'll recognise if you were reading the Eagle in 1982.
Bill Malin as Sergeant StreetwiseMike Mungarvin as Howard Harvey in Doomlord
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Vic Bob Shakamoto
YouTube video by Cool pop vids
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What's a poster you had up in your room growing up?
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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hamble: Eater of Souls
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