Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 57mI spent years afterwards half-believing I'd made that up or misremembered and it was like a dream or story one of the prisoners made up or something. 110
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 1hBut they dropped the Nobel for Basketball the year after she became the first woman to win it. Now why do you think that was? 000
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 2hHow are they both such whingey drips? Amphibian in appearance and skin-thickness. Clammy, pallid mardarses. 000
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 3hYou think it's a pathetic name? Just because it sounds like a detail in a 1980s post-apocalyptic British comic where Thatcherism directly led to fascism and the protagonist is based on Robert Aske? But he has a robot arm? 000
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 4hIt's still not really clear what the actual, real consequences of "the cancel" are. 010
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 12hTake this alongside his slur post earlier where he complained that Lindsey Graham admired his sister and didn't praise Trump. 030
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 13hThey were pretty clear that if they were late they likely wouldn't get paid. 000
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 13hHe did, but that was because they used Fs as Ss in printing back then. 000
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 13hI think you should have a big fancy dinner and invite him. Invite a guest performer, but obviously not someone who will mock him. Maybe a mime. 010
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 14hAs though any Kennedy has ever had their life cut short. 020
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 15hI think she knows it's about power, and that's why she will keep excusing it. She believes that is what power is for. 070
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 15hHe's very skillfully displacing the liquid shit that's constantly flowing out of his warped and withered anus into the twin ducts down his trouser legs. If he doesn't it causes him to lean to whichever side gets the most. 000
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 15hAlso, because he is a selfless man who would not want his passing to cause pain. He would, I believe, shit himself "at levels nobidy has ever seen before" to bring a moment of joy during his very, very painful goring to death by tuskèd internal parasites evolved from Big Mac grease. 000
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 15hIt is very important for me that he dies publicly, on camera, and while clearly, undeniably voiding his bowels. 130
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 16hDoes anyone ever ask him what "looking at it very strongly" means? 190
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 16hPoll. Poll. In Spanish it's "poy" and lemme dire lo, okay, my numeros pollos are fantastico. Muy, and I will say, okay, bueno. The best pollos you've ever seen. 000
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 16hI had a long weekend there once, very pretty but quite expensive. 010
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 16hHe should go to a monastery. They have little grey cells. 140
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 18hName ONE dictator who has ever stripped billionaire oligarchs of their money. 130
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 19h"The machine is people who time and again do not grasp the simple concept of either-or." A genuine comment I saw about this anti-Morello whinge. 020
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 20hIt's going to be a sombre Whiskey Friday with Tony Doukupil this week. 000
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 20hWhat happens if there is no one I like and admire on the other side, and the reason is because of the things they believe? 010
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 21hI think this very ethical man with his history of very ethical behaviour should be listened to. 000
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 21hExpose yourself to children to show them you are completely flaccid. 110
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 21hWe're all agreed that the best way to get things done is within the machine's loving embrace, and tweak things here and there every now and again to keep it in working order. 000
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 22hTo be scrupulously fair, this is the reply "The machine is people who time and again do not grasp the simple concept of either-or." 000
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 22hMy favourite comment I have seen about this is "The machine is people who time and again do not grasp the simple concept of either-or." The machine is people objecting to the system. 000
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 22h"Hitler has only got one ball, Goering has..." "Let me stop you there." 010
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 22hI honestly find reminding people of the blood of millions that stains the hands of someone I don't like is a surefire laugh getter, especially if the dead include uncountable numbers of children. My standup set about King Herod kills more than he did. 020
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Dog the Bounty Hunter" was actually a suggestion. 030
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Basically, this song is about a nightmare for insurance companies and Rene Magritte. 110
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My favourite reply is "the machine is people who don't understand the concept of either/or". The machine is actually people objecting to the system. 150
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Also at least a couple are going to land on your car. 100
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Vote for Ken Paxton. One day you might be his ex-wife too. 000
Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026One of my favourite writers, actually, people don't think I read but I read his book very strongly, kept it by my bed, but he was a vegetarian. Even he wouldn't be a vaygan, hated poems. 010
