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William Horn

@willshorn.bsky.social
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Writer/stepdad/aries sun/pisces moon

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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I don’t marry everyone who shows me their boobs, just to be clear
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More like I-ACK @mumbly-joe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i believe this means it's now officially pronounced "glocky-molo" now
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
last time England defended this hard we were against Göring
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George Gantsoudes @pedsortho.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I haven’t seen so many ineffective crosses in Mexico since Hernán Cortés couldn’t convert the Aztecs in 1519
Dennis Miller
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Trust me he’s way less concerned with things like tax codes as he is with what is or isnt a woman
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
When I was still just a lesbian he gave one of his daughters my dead name, essentially implying I was dead to him. The last time I saw him was at my Mums funeral where he gave a speech after we’d asked him not to. He handed me his jacket and I put it in the trash.
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Thanks for these. He still gets a check for Rocky Horror which is just about the most hypocritical part of all of this
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
“You can be an idea of a woman” nothing like a cis man defining what a woman is or isn’t
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I’ve stayed away from it because I’ve still had to deal with him, but my Grandmother died back in December so there’s no longer the same pressure for connection. I wasnt aware hed made any public transphobic comments but if ive missed them feel free to share so i can loop in siblings
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Feel free to DM if you like
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Hi yes I’m his trans nephew, is there more of his hate on the internet I haven’t seen?
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
So stoked for Cheeks to get a bigger platform for his work!
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It helps that the reporter is better looking than him lol
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Genuinely he’s been so bad for the brand
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Omggggg my one real claim to fame
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Omg yes
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
POV you’re so stupid the burn doesn’t even make sense
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Cmon now my wife is on this app
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Losing my mind over this
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Whoopi Goldberg also in monkeybone the people must remember
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
“Nobody bats a thousand”
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Kendrick Lamar gave Jesse Owens at the ‘36 Olympics if Jesse had shown up and been paid to sing “fuck you” to Hitler
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Being “pro choice” or pro anything doesn’t mean blindly supporting anyone doing anything. The larger media made an example of Kim, this is not a critique of her personally it’s a critique of the system in which she functions and has become symbolic of.
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
That’s not how any of that works…but also the piece isn’t judging her personally it’s judging the system she’s part of that praises her for making this choice.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
NFL conference championship day and I am so excited to learn 3 new rules today that nobody's ever heard cited before all of which mean that it's illegal to defeat the Chiefs while Taylor Swift watches
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Okay this was it, this was the skeet
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Andrew Joyce @andrewjoyce.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Donald Trump just pardoned this guy. Are we gonna get another statement from the ADL tonight?
Image of Keith Packer, January 6th defendant who wore a "Camp Auschwitz" sweat shirt while storming the capitol
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
My ex FIL bought a Tesla a few years ago. The whole family was South African, I used to tell them again and again that Musk wasn’t Superman, he was Lex Luthor. I wonder if they believe me now.
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
It def counts tbh
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
This was the original set up we imagined before we fell stupidly in love with each other
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Alex Austin @crypticsea.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
really sad that CEOs now have to live in fear of gun violence like some third-grader in a public school
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Bro I don’t even like one of the participants it was not a big deal
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
lol yeah and I didn’t go to any of them instead I watched a three hour documentary on YouTube about ancient cities
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Annie Waldman @anniewaldman.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
What. A. Saturday. #COYS Our Manager.
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I'm gonna be so real with you, if I ever see you post the word "females", unless you're talking about like a scientific study on newts or sommat, I will never trust anything you ever say again.
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Yes, welcome to bluesky
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
lol no one cares what you think
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Honestly would be so cool to have a black gay president married to a trans woman. Sounds dope as hell.
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I’m giving this man a standing ovation in this Dunkin Donuts parking lot
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/11/2024
Polio after hearing RFK was selected as HHS secretary.
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
The Onion buying Info Wars, incredible work chaps
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
It works
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Looking forward to learning how appointing an accused child-sex-trafficker as AG and a suspected Russian asset as DNI will lower the price of eggs
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LeaLyster @lealyster.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
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The morally corrupt John Devlin @johndevlin78.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
#Bluesky
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Stuck on a writing project? Here's what I always ask myself in that situation: Emily, have you considered that you might not be very good and should abandon writing altogether and move to the woods and make candles or possibly become a nun or something?
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 13/11/2024
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Truly
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William Horn @willshorn.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
And every time somewhere in my head I’ve gone “kink master??” And then been sad that you’re not just watching porn on the couch
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