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Will Ritter

@willritter.bsky.social
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Author, teacher, husband, dad, exhausted human.

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Will Ritter @willritter.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
An interaction with my mother today.
Text from Mom reads: “I am re-reading The Count of Monte Cristo. Marvelous 19th century panoramic story telling.”

Reply from user reads: “Ooh, cool. I watched the Wishbone episode of Count of Monte Cristo when I was a kid, so I’m pretty much up to speed.” Accompanied by a picture of Jack Russel Terrier in a fancy costume.
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Will Ritter @willritter.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Sometimes I use “raccoon” as a verb. To raccoon is to dive in with reckless, enthusiasm. (“WHY did you raccoon into the SIDE of this loaf of bread!?”) It sounds negative—but replacing self doubt with occasional reckless enthusiasm… actually super healthy. Raccoon your art, peeps! PS: new tattoo!
Tattoo of two raccoons, one at a typewriter, the other playing with art supplies.Close up of a tattoo of a raccoon at a typewriter.Close up of a tattoo of a raccoon playing with art supplies.
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Will Ritter @willritter.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
We’re in the silent era currently, but I’m prepping units ahead of time—and the golden era is gonna be LIT. In addition to film analysis each unit, they’ll also do a synthesis assignment—AKA “do it.” Just finished putting together light boxes for them to practice achieving noir lighting with toys.
A black and white photo of a rubber chicken under dramatic lights.
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Will Ritter @willritter.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
A LOT of heaviness this year, so I am trying not to miss appreciating the positives along the way. Teaching a FILM AS LIT 🎥 class for the first time, and I am loving it. Yesterday was Buster Keaton… and students are actually engaging & having FUN. (Also, made my classroom a blockbuster. 📼)
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Will Ritter @willritter.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I've had Denzel's up in my classroom for the past decade. It's so charming. :)
A smiling Denzel Washington holds the book Green Eggs and Ham while looking dapper as usual.
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Will Ritter @willritter.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Oregon readers! I am so excited to be joining @rosieethor.bsky.social for the launch of FIREFLY: AIM TO MISBEHAVE tomorrow! Don't miss it if you will be in the area of Beaverton on Friday!
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Will Ritter @willritter.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
Okay… so my feed is full of couch jokes right now. Tell me why—today of all days—this is the DAD JOKE of the day. The universe is in on it.
Joke calendar reads: July 25th. I told my son I’d go a whole day without making any furniture jokes. Sofa, so good.
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Will Ritter @willritter.bsky.social · 17/05/2024
So excited to be on my way to the Gaithersburg Book Festival! (LESS excited to have gotten up at 3AM, and to have sat on the tarmac in a middle-seat for an hour while my 2nd plane turned into a sauna because they couldn’t get the engine started and eventually just deplaned.) … But YAY BOOKS!
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Will Ritter @willritter.bsky.social · 17/05/2024
This is the title of a Lish McBride book, and it is AMAZING. 😄 The sequel, NECROMANCING THE STONE, is also killer.
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Will Ritter @willritter.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
Audiobook sale alert! My follow-up to the Jackaby series, ROOK, is going for $4.99 until the 29th. /end shameless self promotion.
Audiobook sale. Rook by William Ritter.
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Will Ritter @willritter.bsky.social · 21/01/2024
Ice storm update: Day 8. Ice is mostly gone, lots of down trees. STILL no power at my house OR my school, but they’re making progress. (The district has not YET declared school cancelled Monday, so just hoping they don’t make me go back to my ice house to work in the morning.)
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Will Ritter @willritter.bsky.social · 15/01/2024
We are day three into a blackout here. Everything is coated in multiple inches of ice. Trees up and down the street have come crashing down. (Everyone in the house is safe, albeit very chilly.)
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Will Ritter @willritter.bsky.social · 16/09/2023
ROSE CITY COMIC CON is NEXT WEEKEND! I am so excited to be joining the Powells Books "BOOK FAIR" at RCCC in Portland. If you'll be at the con, be sure to visit E145-146—I'll be taking part in panels with other awesome authors from Sept 22-24 & doing signings directly after each!
Image of William Ritter and the cover of Rook. It lists events happening in room E145 on FRIDAY: 5:15-6:00, SATURDAY, 4:30-5:15, and SUNDAY, 11:00-11:45.
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Will Ritter @willritter.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
There's a simultaneous giveaway for JACKABY (all dressed up in its new cover by @coreybrickley.bsky.social). You can still enter BOTH Goodreads Giveaways in the next 12 hours. www.goodreads.com/giveaway/show/364…
An image of the novel JACKABY.
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Will Ritter @willritter.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
ROOK is coming out on Aug 22, and my publisher is giving away THIRTY free copies through Goodreads. The deadline's TONIGHT at midnight... so I though maybe I should actually promote it just a tiny bit before time runs out: www.goodreads.com/giveaway/show/364…
An image of the book "ROOK" with an old lantern and text that reads "Goodreads Giveaway—enter to win by aug 18."
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Will Ritter @willritter.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
The newest Covid variant is “Eris.” As in—goddess of discord & strife who caused a decade long war that cost countless lives because she was slighted. That Eris. The Iliad? Just saying… if something’s really bad, is it a good idea to name it after a deity? Are we TRYING to invoke wrath?
A Greek depiction of Eris, a dark-haired woman with black wings. The label says “Ἔρις” (Greek spelling of Eris).
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Will Ritter @willritter.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
WitWCon would be LIT. (Like… as in “literature”).
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Will Ritter @willritter.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
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Will Ritter @willritter.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
The last time my kids dressed up together for Halloween (probably the last time they ever will 🥺) was years ago—Pokémon costumes with paper maché heads. They were so cute. Anyway—found the old heads & spent some quality time together mounting them like grim trophies! So happy with the results! 😄
Mounted heads of Charizard and Cubone hang above an alcove window.
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Will Ritter @willritter.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Repost two pics 10 years apart Me & the fam at Nago Pineapple Park (living in Okinawa, had just sold my FIRST book, the kid was going on 3.) Me & most of the fam at the County fair. (Living in Oregon, working on book TEN, the same kid just turned 13.)
Picture of young parents Will & Kat, and 2-year-old son on a ride.Picture of older Will & Kat and 12 year old son at a fair.
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Will Ritter @willritter.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Whoops—should have included that PREORDERS can still get free art prints of the whole cover set. It’s a whole thing. Corey’s artwork is stunning. Check it out: tinyurl.com/2vypa7mz
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Will Ritter @willritter.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
I just opened a box with the fished editions of ROOK (Aug 22!) AND a full set of the JACKABY series with their new @coreybrickley.bsky.social covers. THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL!!! 🥺😭😍
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Will Ritter @willritter.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
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Will Ritter @willritter.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
Self portrait. It's me.* *But also it might be you. **But probably it's all of us. 😰 #DumpsterFiresAllTheWayDown
5 panels depict man jumping out of a flaming dumpster labeled "one facet of my life," only to find himself in another flaming dumpster labeled "another facet of my life." There are a long line of dumpsters, all on fire.
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