Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Your mind is like the ocean - filled with plastic 000
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 27/03/2025The wait staff at the Seinfeld diner definitely hated their table 000
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Just bought a shelf on Facebook Marketplace and all it cost was my data 000
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 25/03/2025NIXON: I can't have anyone know I was involved with this break-in 🤭 WOODWARD & BERNSTEIN: Lol we're in here too 😅 NIXON: Omg adding Signal to my enemies list 🙄 000
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Sorry to interrupt you. You were talking and it looked fun so I wanted to talk too. 000
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Real men don't drive trucks. Real men are literal trucks. 000
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Add protein to your water by infusing it with beans 000
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 19/03/2025It's been 20 years and my dad has never haunted me from the grave. He's so stubborn. 000
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Sure sharing is cool, but have you tried caring? 000
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Oatmeal is so easy to make. All you need is oats, water and half a jar of peanut butter. 000
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Procrastination Motto: Why Carpe Diem, when you can Carpe Te Moro 000
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 14/03/2025New publicity still from the live action Goofy Movie 000
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Biggest toy this year is going to be a Tickle Me Tim Walz 010
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 11/03/2025“We can disagree and still be friends” We’re not friends, you’re a relative I’ve never met 000
Reposted by Will PurpuraMia Farrow @miafarrow.bsky.social · 10/03/2025I an proud to stand with our wonderful transgender friends. ♥️ 174101271395
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Tom Petty was my age when he joined the Travling Wilburys and all I’ve done is travel to Wilbur, Indiana 010
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 06/03/2025My life is a disaster and there’s only one way to fix it: become a life coach 000
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 05/03/2025I keep seeing the same affirmations everywhere, aff nauseaum. 000
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 05/03/2025It's amazing what people will throw away. Today I found a Honda Civic sitting by the curb. 000
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 04/03/2025People think you won't be fun anymore when you're sober but I remind them I wasn't fun when I was drunk either 010
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 04/03/2025I try to fill my life with experiences so one day I can look back and go, "That's where all my money went." 000
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 04/03/2025I have situational depression. The situation is living on Earth. 000
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Kieran won tonight because of this historical snub 000
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Attempt what you think is impossible and prove yourself right 000
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Saw Harriet The Spy in theaters. When Golly gets fired and has to leave Harriet, we were all crying. Then water got on the film during that moment and they had to start the projector again. We all thought the projectionist was crying too. 000
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Dance like no one is watching. Stomp your feet and clap your hands so they'll turn around. 000
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Lorne Greene (star of TV's Bonanza) died 9/11/1987 Me (happy-go-lucky comedian) born 9/11/1987 Welcome back, Lorne! 000
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Everything you want on Amazon you can find in your local dumpster 000
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 24/02/2025When I do something well, I say it's a job WILL done 000
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Manifest your goals using the 1-1-1 Method. Say your goal once in the morning, once in the afternoon and once at night. Try this once and if it doesn't work, give up. 000
Reposted by Will Purpurae.k. buckley @ekbuckley.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Queequeg dreams about the whale @mobydickatsea.bsky.social 172
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Mitch McConnell is retiring to focus on falling 000
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 20/02/2025“What do you think the ending meant? “It meant the movie is over, you can all go home” 000
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 18/02/2025The other night I tried to do some crowd work and the crowd quit 🙁 000
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Me in Taken: I have a particular set of skills. Paper airplanes, whistling…nothing really helpful 000
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 18/02/2025"Don't worry about the things you can't control." Ok, that's pretty much everything. 000
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 18/02/2025It's too cold to do anything outside. Can't wait for the weather to get warm to do nothing outside. 000
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 18/02/2025President’s Day Father’s Day 🤝 Celebrating the cause of all our problems 000
Will Purpura @willpurpura.bsky.social · 16/02/2025NY is the hardest city in the world with the exception of Bedrock 000
