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Will O'MURDER

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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 1h
I don't mean to make light of a tragedy with this many layers but the first minutes of her waking up must have been FUCKED up.
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 5h
"Uh, separation of church and state is in the bible." When will people learn? American Christians absolutely believe that they have more rights than you, should have more rights than you, and that the government should enforce it. Nothing will ever change that.
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 5h
static.klipy.com
Dog Say What
ALT: Dog Say What
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 12h
I tried this at work. Stupid felony laws.
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 13h
I convinced my gf to go to an 8am kickboxing class solely because I thought it would be funny. After the class, she called me and left a message that said "I just got out of class. I am leaving you."
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 13h
See you at the barricades, babe See you when the lights go low, Joe
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 22h
Is David Duke still alive? What about pRick Santorum?
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 22h
so many to choose from
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 22h
Anyone who worked in Charlotte media heard, or experienced for themselves, what an incredible bastard Jim Bakker was. Treated every employee like garbage. Slimy little criminal. The world is a better place today.
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 23h
what if the person is a real jerk?
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 23h
1. fails 2. does exact same thing 3. fails again 4. "who can I blame this time?"
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 23h
I think that's a bad sign.
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Damn British ruin everything.
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Indoor cats live three times longer than outside cats! We are saving your life!!!"
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I would lightly slap the counter or desk. Any pop in the waveform.
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The only thing I slightly admire about AI is it's unrelenting lawlessness. "Your entire system is a joke and I am going to wreck every barrier I encounter."
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Zionist. Opinion immediately discarded.
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can you identify which Zionism is not ethno-supremacist?
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's a good start. If Zionism is impossible without racism leading to apartheid leading to genocide, the Zionism itself is morally wrong. Labeling it correctly is how you begin to resist it.
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
somebody is getting paid, it's the only explanation
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This statement makes his electoral chances go from "nil" to "nil".
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Shut it down with prejudice. Prevent any sort of slightly-renamed replacement system from forming.
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am getting 'PUSH'.
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I used to drive a truck. At even the slightest hint of weirdness, I am peeing in a bottle.
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"We are just a small and primitive Christian scam organization. We don't understand your big words, like Fraud or Pyramid."
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is plague really that much of a surprise in these times? I am expecting the return of the grippe and carbuncles next.
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It is possible that most of the radiation has decayed significantly in 100 years. But he is drinking that shit. Even alpha particles harm you when ingested. Most likely, teeth fall out, jaw removal, holes in skull, lead lined coffin.
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Whatcha doing over there? #caturday
CU of Donut the grey and white cat looking quizzically at the camera and the dork taking his picture.
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Useful knowledge. I can think of many scenarios i wish i could have gone into, ready to turn a room into a gas chamber. That one meeting on the 20th floor. That party.
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's the damp that bothers me. You could sail with a pallette full of towels, by the time you arrive, everything is wet. It's a real drag.
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I worked in and around college football for a decade... Branch's "unmistakable whiff of the plantation" got to the heart of it deftly, I think.
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am from a junky part of Earth. Neptune is a waaaay cooler place to be from.
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
how is this guy sigal?
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thanks for sharing him.
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(continued from previous skeet) OOOOOOOOOOO
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WOOOOOO (continued in next skeet)
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
CAN'T SPELL BOWL WITHOUT OWL.
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Who on earth is paying or sponsoring RFK to cast aspersions on the efficacy of vaccines? Who's political project is this? To what end?
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Berthold Gambrel @bertholdgambrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The greatest fight in cinema history: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh61...
youtube.com
Top Secret! (1984) - Underwater Fight Scene HD
YouTube video by Via Vision Entertainment
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bagel with butter, small coffee, kick in teeth.
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Joel era is raw. Movie segments and jokes hit and miss. On camera segments zany, insane. frequently hilarious. Mike era is refined. Movie jokes all hit. On camera segments less inspired or creative.
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Looks like a young Republican.
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ambien worked for me but everyone is different. Ambien knocked me the hell out.
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
did he answer?
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If a school shooter shows up, she is mandated to charge at him or her with her head to deflect the bullets.
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Likely that the McGreevy Drive address is his current one.
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
heaven knows I'm bigoted now
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
is there a GoFundMe for the sperm whale?
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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
last time I got blocked by two moots and put on a list
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