Sign in

Willowchomp

@willowchomp.bsky.social
2.7K followers 2.3K following 1.4K posts

Gardener, arborist, bamboo-fool, beaver protector. Running out of time. Progressive door knocker for George McGovern & Jimmy Carter a while back.

PostsRepliesMedia
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Thanks for your ongoing, clear-headed guidance on all of this. My wife and I are 💯 full freeze. Drives us crazy that folks are so clueless and lazy in this regard, especially the non stop teacher appeals for amazonic purchases. There are alternatives, one just has to make the adjustment and effort
1181
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
She’ll let us know that Mitch ‘hit the ditch’ in a year or two.
0150
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Red hat Xmas in July; get one for all your fox friends and family.
000
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If djt would get a move on, they could get a deal on a double room at Bernie’s and then dump the bodies into the same wooden ‘box’ later. I hear there’s a golf course plot being readied now.
000
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
No worries, as my red hat, knuckleheaded neighbors say: it’s always hot in the summer, have another beer and splash around in the kiddie pool.
020
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Looking for his buddy, ‘86’.
020
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You mean like Ezzie Klein and David Brooks, to name a couple. Stopped watching MTN b/c of Cohen (once a slimeball, always a slimeball.) Keeping my distance from LProj and Bull-wark, too.
000
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
He won’t be able to come out of his shell. Turtle time!
000
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Can’t we just 3D print a whole new planet and attach it ‘next door’ and move over there? We would need to promise to be good this time.
080
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The next RL? What, like dead?
040
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I’ll be wearing mine; with my ‘Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish’ t-shirt.
000
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Instead of burning books, a burning book. 🔥
030
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Yet another ‘own goal’ by Team Maga. Set us straight DigWarr.
000
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Sorry, owned by AIPAC; get real Wes.
000
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Fuch U
000
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
F@ck Amazon; do better teacher! Wake up !
100
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Ho, ho, horror! Another porn again xristian, no doubt.
000
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
KJ needs to take that brain of hers and hang it out to dry; done been washed enough, darlin’.
000
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Gooooooaaaaalllllll! DSA! DSA! DSA!
020
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
What, no love for Ezzie’s bloviating hogwash? Not surprised. De-klein the Ezrafication of history/politics/economics. Only here to sell books.
000
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Yep one more city-slicker, selfie-taker bites the dust.
010
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Hey now, be careful; those are my crankin’ 68F all day every day neighbors you’re talkin’ about.
010
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Jackarse just down the road has a big one on his pole for all to see. It’s a couple feet too far from the road edge to torch it but I’m gonna find a way… Knucklehead trumpster ‘patriot’.
020
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Hey them there are my Lone Star neighbors: every Tuesday and Sunday for 2-3 hours, non stop shooting gallery. Yee Haw.
000
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Long on winsome words, short on essential integrity. Better than a magapublican but not by much.
010
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
1500€, or thereabout.
010
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Why? Just b/c he looks like he swallowed a waterbed? Pull the plug already.
000
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
EKlein and DBrooks could trade off doing bloviating, pontificating paragraphs in this one.
000
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Teeny weeny and never ‘grows up’. Real boss dude!
000
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
No need ‘to begin to think’; that suspicion is 💯 spot on. I saw through his nonsense a few years ago and his most recent bloviations have only validated my ‘ezzie de-klein’. BTW I trust you’ve read Sarah Kendzior’s books and newsletters. ( @sarahkendzior.bluesky.com )
010
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Hey DoubleDip your mark is waning. If you’re going after the head of the snake better pull the copperhead out of your arse to start with.
000
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Exactly, we’re in a moderately severe drought here after 2-3 weeks of ‘guaranteed’ rainfall of 5”+ where we received less than .5” total. My livelihood depends on precipitation and there are no accurate forecasts any longer. AI is artificial but not intelligent and data suppression hurts all of us.
010
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
What a relief to clear a little more ‘head room’ to accommodate where we’re heading. Global hot tubs for all.
010
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Wow, such a penetrating, persuasive refutation you make for your decadal-denial position. Thanks for the course correction. BTW the monster doesn’t care what either of us think: it’s here and has been ‘on the way’ for many years (cf. fossil fuel research from ‘50’s) but few have paid attention.
000
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Mr. Mamdani needs to go full ‘Zorro’ on his successful, helpful policy initiatives and sign them with a large swordly penned ‘Z’.
000
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Most think politics is like voting for high school class president and being in the cool kid club.
000
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Please stop with the Ezzie Klein promos; just another bloviating, i think i’ll write another book, spineless opinionator.
050
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Praise THFE, I’ve seen the Light. Mind the Divine Dung!
110
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Dream on, dude!
100
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
So caboose=> cabeese? Noose=> neese? Just wondering
120
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Stiff cardboard cutouts (HJ & CS) don’t have the flow, the juice, the cool (the genuineness) to do this jump. More Mamdani, please.
000
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
shortages and pollution, etc. Climate catastrophe monster moves slowly until it doesn’t. My chips are all in on 2030.
120
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
That idea holds only if you ignore the fact that climate catastrophe monster isn’t already on the loose and pretend that climate catastrophe monster isn’t deploying in tandem with all the other life destroying dances afoot: mass insect/ bird/ animal extinctions, food production disruptions, water
220
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Mr Jeffries needs to find another line of work; maybe at one of the package shipping companies so that he learn how to deliver and see how folks really live. He’d look right at home in one of those uniforms they wear.
011
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Good chance I will not make 2030 (starting trip 75) but the odds that no one else will are increasing daily. Long live the cockroaches!
280
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Early adopter of the (wh)-Y axis extension movement aka ‘slide the graph a little lower on the page’ movement. No peak like the one you can’t see.
020
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
What’s the message? ‘Come hang at the hospital as a family’? First come, first served. 🤷‍♂️
000
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Absolutely correct.
000
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The grounds are packed: elbow to elbow, hip to hip. What a crowd of ‘sticklers’!
000
Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Aug6 Apr7 AT6 4T7 Soon please.
000