M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 27/08/2026Everyday when I get to work I put my lunch on this shelf... I like to think of it as a little kadrû offering, presenting food to the Neo-Assyrian spirit who resides in my office. Incidentally, the relief is from the Gipsformerei (www.gipsformerei-katalog.de/Sammlungsgeb...) 020
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 27/08/2026This stands out as a really important thing that MIT is trying to do that so many universities are just not at all engaging with... As so many others have said, professors feel left adrift making/implementing/arbitrating policies with no support from administration. 200
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 02/07/2026Wish I could order my coffee by Munsell soil color... I like it right about at 10YR 5/3 130
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 25/06/2026🦀 see a crab, post a crab 🦀 (Neo-Assyrian wall-relief found in Nineveh from the time of Assurbanipal, ~645 BCE, www.britishmuseum.org/collection/o...) 1297
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 11/05/2026Here's our wedding in the (Great) Friends Meeting House in Newport RI, we were married under the care of Providence MM. 130
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 08/05/2026I wrote a short piece for the most recent issue of the New Farmer's Almanac (greenhorns.org/almanacs/). The theme was "premonition". I wrote on agriculture and divination in ancient Mesopotamia... it's a gorgeous (full-color) volume and full of fascinating short pieces of fiction and non-fiction... 040
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 11/04/2026Less than a month after getting our solar panels hooked up to the grid we had our first negative power day ever! It was a battle against the city's heritage protection bylaws to get the solar panels installed on our victorian house, but this makes it all worth it. 151
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 17/03/2026While building this app I went back through all the previous versions starting with a Mellon funded reading/writing group on inequality, we used a convoluted Google sheet writing tracker back then, but a lot of those ideas were fundamental to designing the current version of the website. 011
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 16/03/2026All the example screenshots are from a contrived group that I created using characters based on the Redwall series by Brian Jacques... but the functionality is all there. There's an ample free account and a simple paid subscription model that gets your access to extra features and cool avatars: 100
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 13/03/2026Why can't the title have been Metaphors in Greco-Roman antiquity or something to that effect, I probably still would've been interested in it, but the title as it stands neglects work on metaphor by many other scholars of the "ancient world". I know mostly of those in my field (cuneiform studies). 150
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 13/03/2026I'm once again asking scholars of Greco-Roman antiquity not to use "Ancient World" for book titles when what they really mean is ancient Greece and Rome... Fabian Horn's recent book (reviewed on BMCR today) looks like a fascinating collection of chapters looking at Conceptual Metaphor Theory, but... 2112
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 05/12/2025I want to highlight the team members: Dr. Kelly is a world expert on the Proto-Elamite world, archaeology and language. Dr. Born is a wizard with Python and all things linguistic. Dr. Sarkar understands the interaction of language and data and an insatiable curiosity for the ancient world. 030
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 05/12/2025Breaking news for you Proto-Elamite fans: our team just had a new article come out in the journal Near Eastern Archaeology (88.4) on our recent progress towards deciphering "one of the few remaining undeciphered scripts from the ancient world". www.journals.uchicago.edu/doi/10.1086/... 15813
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 28/11/2025I asked my students in my Gilgamesh class to divide the epic into three parts on their summary test. Afterwards, in class we all drew them on the board. We talked about how the second division has more salience than the first (i.e. more people agreed on where the second division should go). 060
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 19/11/2025Then we graphed the results on the whiteboard (apologies for the glare) and lo and behold our hypotheses were born out by the data: 100
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 19/11/2025With this information available we thought about what sort of hypotheses we could test with the data. The students came up with some simple but important ideas: 1) Tombs get bigger over time and 2) Kings have larger tombs than queens and princes. The students divided up and each looked at a tomb 100
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 19/11/2025On my way to Boston for ASOR and AAR/SBL... Had my students this morning do a really fun exercise in class. We started off by looking at the Theban Mapping Project (thebanmappingproject.com) an amazing website hosted by ARCE. We thought about what sorts of data was available for each of the tombs. 130
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 07/11/2025This week were were thinking about how the combination of good archaeology and well provenanced texts can tell richer stories. Ea-naṣir's house and letters provide an excellent case-study, a 4,000 year old micro-history of one merchants life and work in the ancient city of Ur. 0111
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 16/04/2025As further evidence of future crisis check out this graph (also from the whitepaper), the discipline where direct output creation was most common: "Education". What will that do to our education system in 3-4 years when these graduates are teachers?! 100
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 16/04/2025There's a lot in there, but this figure is the standout. Students use AI to create work, not to understand tricky problems or figure out how to apply concepts. They're just using AI as a shortcut not a tool. Quoting the authors of the white paper: "An inverted pyramid, after all, can topple over." 110
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 16/04/2025Caveat this is all anonymized data which they tried to assign to various disciplines in higher-ed, but it probably tracks pretty well... they start off looking at the proportion of subjects using AI compared to percentage of undergrads enrolled in those degrees: not surprisingly CS stands out 100
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 10/03/2025Last week to submit an abstract for our workshop at ASOR this year: The Robot at the Back of the Classroom: Student Engagement and Assessment under the Shadow of Generative AI... We're interested in talking about what we're all talking about, how do we teach/inspire/assess in our classrooms with AI? 051
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 30/01/2025Same here, free 3d-printing in the library... The models on sketchfab from the BM and other institutions are excellent for teaching resources... 120
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 06/01/2025This is an amazing amount of work, and such a cool output! It would be interesting to see whether his talks aligned at all with his scholarly output as well... this is what I found in OIP 138 for Banks' bibliography: 010
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 03/12/2024We just had a wood stove installed (Jøtul 602 v2 if you're wondering) and was dreading informing our home insurance company... I sent the e-mail this morning and they just replied that it reduced(!) our bill by $10. (maybe because it counts as a secondary heat source and prevents pipes freezing) 060
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 02/12/2024Here's a section from Ossendrijver's 2012 book (title: Babylonian Mathematical Astronomy: Procedure Texts) on astronomical procedure texts (pgs. 18-19) on the concept and writing of zero. 130
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 03/09/2024That's rough, maybe cover him in something really smelly for a week or so? 110
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 30/08/20243D Printed cuneiform objects from museum collections (h/t The British Museum and Harvard Museum of the Ancient Near East for making their models publically available!) using UNB Library's Fabrication Lab. They were awesome to work with, the end results are fantastic. Can't wait to teach with them! 0131
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 08/08/2024New faculty photo just came in... unfortunately this hat has been glued to my head for the past decade. 040
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 18/04/2024NB: Everything about this article is made up, aside from the citations. Please do not believe that Babylonian cuneogrammers invented programming or neural networks. That being said, what they did accomplish with clay and reed sylli was really amazing and very cool! 030
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 18/04/2024It's been a goal of mine for a while to submit something to SIGBOVIK "The Association of Computational Heresy". This year I wrote something with a few colleagues and published it in the 2024 proceedings: sigbovik.org In this article we created a fake cuneiform programming language... 170
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 28/03/2024Currently reading some cuneiform astronomical diaries from Babylonia and just noticed that rain is categorized as whether or not you have to remove your sandals... 05113
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 25/01/2024This is our standard evening glass... we switched a while ago. I'm guessings it's around 4 oz. 010
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 24/11/2023In today's class we did some basic data work with the Valley of the kings (thanks to thebanmappingproject.com ). We started off thinking about some hypotheses about the size of tombs and the duration or date of a Pharaoh's reign. Then we graphed all the data and talked about our conclusions... 230
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 24/10/2023Ever wonder how to exclaim the impossible in Hittite? The rather short (and badly broken) myth entitled "A Tale of Two Cities, Kanesh and Zalpa" preserves what must be similar to "when pigs fly" in Hittite: "What have we come to that a donkey can climb up (a staircase)?" 162
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 20/10/2023I was curious how old my wikipedia account is, my first edit was December 2004 (en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...) It's cute how short wikipedia pages used to be. Compare that little stub of a page to the monstrosity it is now: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midhurst And no, I have no idea why I added that. 010
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 22/09/2023They solved it! They did a great job and worked together to uncover the full dynasty of queens 010
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 22/09/2023Today's archaeology exercise in class is seriation. I used midjourney to create a group of "ancient" pots arranged into stratigraphic layers (with some missing strata), tomb assemblages, and a few vessels with queen's names. The students each get one piece of "evidence" to reconstruct the dynasty. 361
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 14/09/2023My department at the University of New Brunswick is hiring a Canadian historian of the long 20th century: www.unb.ca/hr/careers/p... It's outside of my normal field, so please share if you know other modern historians. 110
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 14/09/2023Trialing a new exercise on stratigraphy in my intro level class on Friday. Designed a tell with 3 trenches, 8 strata per trench, groups of students will get one page, have to find their fellow trench mates, tell a story about the trench, then the class will tell the story of the tell. 210
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 06/09/2023First day of teaching at my new job at the University of New Brunswick. Starting with "Discovering Ancient Civilizations" this morning and following up with "The Ancient Near East", particularly excited for the latter as its the first time I've been able to teach my core discpline since my PhD! 030
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 30/08/2023Celebrated finishing up one syllabus with a quick sail on the Wolastoq (Saint John) river: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ASK... 170
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 28/08/2023Chatting with friends today about baby solidarity--they have it rough--and did some digging to find the "Jr. Wobblies" I love the black (sabo-)cat pin: 120
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 13/08/2023Thus begins our battle with the knotweed in our new garden. We just moved in and the previous owners had let a stand of the stuff become quite pernicious... We dug it all up and sandwiched it between thick black tarps. In a few years we might have a vegetable patch here? 120
M. Willis Monroe @willismonroe.com · 10/08/2023Wait, what is Proto-Elamite? It's an undeciphered (natch...) script from south-western Iran, mostly from the site of Susa. It's roughly contemporaneous to Proto-Cuneiform (i.e. circa 3100 BCE) and is also written on clay with a stylus. There are about ~1700 known tablets. Here are some fun pictures: 141