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@williamstafford.bsky.social
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Writes a bit, acts a bit, reviews theatre a lot 🏳️‍🌈

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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Kept Man
“Why can’t I just text you the shopping list?” Benny wheedled, adding a pout for extra measure.   Damon shook his head.             …
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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The Bowl of Water
Mrs Fremin could remember the long, hot summer of 1976.  Life had been different back then.  She’d been in her twenties and pregnant with Janey.  Just to add to the discomfort! …
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Loved every second of Masters of the Universe
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Is there anything more gorgeous than Montgomery Clift licking a cigarette paper?
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Spotted in the wild, a poster for my event as part of Dudley Writers’ Festival. Limited places so snatch yours now!
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Not bad for 462 - Had a great day with the Shakespeare birthday celebrations
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Happy birth/death day, Bill 🎈
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Come and see me at Dudley Writers’ Festival: 7pm, Thursday 11 June at Coseley Library brnw.ch/21x1Nb3
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Dudley writers' festival
Discover new authors or meet the writer behind your favourite characters at the first annual Dudley Writers' Festival.
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
My latest book, THE ABOMINABLE SNOW is the 4th outing of Hector Mortlake and Cuthbert, his valet. This time they’re off to the Himalayas amzn.eu/d/07jbmUJ2
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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Are There Dogs in Heaven?
“You should be asleep, young man.”  Davey’s mother hovered in the doorway.  Davey was in bed but sitting up, wide awake. “Mum?” he asked.  “When I die, will Bingo be there, waiting f…
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I keep forgetting I’ve got this account. And Threads.
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Please enjoy this short story: Other People’s Fireworks williamstaffordnovelist.wordpress.com/2025/12/26/o...
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Other People’s Fireworks
Malone wasn’t answering.  Damn it.  Bigsby tried a text.  The road was too bumpy.  He kept making typos, his thumbs bashing all the wrong letters.  He addressed the cabbie. “I say!  Could you …
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
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Other People’s Fireworks
Malone wasn’t answering.  Damn it.  Bigsby tried a text.  The road was too bumpy.  He kept making typos, his thumbs bashing all the wrong letters.  He addressed the cabbie. “I say!  Could you …
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
To all those who are celebrating: Happy Thursday
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Happy birthday to this literary heavyweight
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
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A Christmas Peril
“Yes?”  Ebenezer Scrunge opened the door to find a trio of scruffy individuals on the steps, carrying bulky bags and arcane equipment.  “I’m sorry but I gave at the office.” He moved to c…
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Please enjoy this short story: FAMILY TRADITION williamstaffordnovelist.wordpress.com/2025/11/30/f... #shortstory #writing #Christmas #horror
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Family Tradition
“Ugh.” Wendy, who had been busy tidying discarded wrapping paper into a black bin bag, paused to look at her husband.  He was sitting on the floor, next to the tree, opening his presents with …
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
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Postlude
“Hello?  You can’t be in here, I’m afraid.”  The curate rolled his eyes.  Perhaps the child hadn’t heard him.  He strode along the aisle.  The last thing he wanted was to b…
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
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It’s Out There!!
The final book in the SPACE PICKLE trilogy is available at last! The first two books came out just one year apart. Now, four years later, the third instalment completes the set. I wanted to make su…
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Look! Available now on Kindle, my latest sci-fi comedy adventure SPACE PICKLE III: The Biggest Pickle amzn.eu/d/dCgPL1K
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Thanks to autocorrect, I’ve just seen a film called Torn Arse
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
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Fatal affAIr
Joe opened the front door.  A tall stranger stood on the doorstep.  He grinned. “Joe!” he laughed. “It’s really you!” Joe was confused.  “Hello?  Do I know you?” “Oh, I’ll say!”…
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Due to a typo, I was ruptured
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
My AI boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was unrealistic
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Please enjoy this short story: VENGEFUL CLOWN t.co/B1vC2hslwA
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Due to a typo I’ve just seen a film about a long wank
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I’ve put a jumper on
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
The Life of Chuck: marvellous film but it has made me think about things :/
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Please enjoy this short story: LAST DELIVERY OF THE NIGHT t.co/dm967lPQ2V
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
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Putting on the Dog
THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA The Other Place, Stratford upon Avon, Saturday 16th August 2025 Edited down to a slimline 90 minutes, Shakespeare’s early comedy makes for a fast-moving visit to the RSC…
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Please enjoy this short story: A Sandwich To Die For t.co/tM1EVF2lZ1
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
In the pub. Got the first round in
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
In the pub. Got the first round in
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Please enjoy this short story: FOR WHOM THE BELL TINKLES t.co/UT4anwLRMI
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Binge-watching The Addams Family until I feel normal
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Waiting for a supermarket delivery. Saturday nights have always been wild
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
When I get home I’m bricking myself up in the cellar
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Review: THE NIGHT WATCH @crescenttheatre.bsky.social t.co/IjAsEx5Pwu
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
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William Stafford's review of James Dean
4/5: Highly readable and engaging account of the friendship between Dean and his sometimes roommate, the author. It charts Dean’s early struggles and his rapid rise to fame and glory. Published a year...
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Big Beautiful Bill — my name on Only Fans
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Happy Flying Ant Day to those who celebrate
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Please enjoy this short story: Fun and Fundraising t.co/Swnda0NXDD
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
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williamstafford.bsky.social @williamstafford.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Spotted Brad at the cinema. He blanked me. No matter what I offered. F1? More like FU
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