william shakespeare @williamshakespeare.bsky.social · 16/04/2026help christopher marlowe has become an equinox gay 000
william shakespeare @williamshakespeare.bsky.social · 14/03/2026"why don't you post in early modern english?" why don't YOU post in early modern english, you long-tongued babbling gossip? 000
william shakespeare @williamshakespeare.bsky.social · 05/03/2026writing is hard now because i can just distract myself with the internet. back in the day it was like well either i can write my play or i can stare out the window for 4.5 hours 000
william shakespeare @williamshakespeare.bsky.social · 28/02/2026"why does the winter's tale take place on the coast of a landlocked country?" look buddy i'm a playwright if you want a geography expert you should talk to someone else 000
william shakespeare @williamshakespeare.bsky.social · 23/01/2026wild that so much ancient greek literature has been discovered since i died. we used to only have seneca and ovid and stuff 010
william shakespeare @williamshakespeare.bsky.social · 27/12/2025new york city is incredibly clean and orderly compared to 1600s london. however i have a personal vendetta against the F train 000
william shakespeare @williamshakespeare.bsky.social · 24/12/2025saw hamnet. interesting concept but i would like everyone to know that i did not write "to be or not to be" while staring mournfully into a river. and also i'm hotter than paul mescal 010
Reposted by william shakespeareAustin Tichenor @austintichenor.bsky.social · 29/11/2025“Every exit is an entrance somewhere else.” Tom Stoppard www.theguardian.com/stage/2025/n...theguardian.comTom Stoppard, playwright of dazzling wit and playful erudition, dies aged 88A theatrical sensation since the 1960s, whose dramas included Arcadia, The Real Thing and Leopoldstadt, Stoppard also had huge success as a screenwriter 0122
william shakespeare @williamshakespeare.bsky.social · 26/10/2025"why doesn't christopher marlowe have a bluesky?" well he is currently in the hospital after getting into yet another bar fight. so it's best for all of us he's not on here 000
william shakespeare @williamshakespeare.bsky.social · 10/09/2025tbh i want to rewrite henry viii. now that i'm not under the lord chamberlain's patronage and don't have to worry about offending royalty i could make it a real banger 100
william shakespeare @williamshakespeare.bsky.social · 25/04/2025i enjoy a lot of contemporary playwrights' work but don't get why no one uses iambic pentameter anymore. try it sometime it'll really spice up your writing 000
william shakespeare @williamshakespeare.bsky.social · 18/04/2025"why are there so many guys named antonio in your plays" idk what to tell you except that i was hooking up with multiple antonios back in the day 010
william shakespeare @williamshakespeare.bsky.social · 21/01/2025always sucks to live through terrifying leadership changes in empires. shit got kind of crazy when queen elizabeth died in 1603 010
william shakespeare @williamshakespeare.bsky.social · 12/01/2025as a playwright i try not to be TOO petty, but it's really satisfying that everyone remembers me and no one remembers robert greene. never liked that guy 100
Reposted by william shakespeareRedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Nice summer’s day you got there. It’d be a real shame if someone were to … compare thee to it 320541
william shakespeare @williamshakespeare.bsky.social · 09/01/2025seriously, who do i contact about getting my royalties for the current circle in the square production of romeo and juliet? feel like i'm being cheated out of a lot of money here 010
william shakespeare @williamshakespeare.bsky.social · 21/12/2024"ohhh nooo the theatre is dying" look, back in my day people said the same thing. everybody complained about how teens only wanted to go watch dogs rip apart a live bear instead of going to a play 031
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william shakespeare @williamshakespeare.bsky.social · 19/12/2024today's fit #selfie #400yearsyoung 000
william shakespeare @williamshakespeare.bsky.social · 16/12/2024scholars love to debate whether or not i was having sex with kit marlowe. well i was 010
william shakespeare @williamshakespeare.bsky.social · 14/12/2024trying to write a new play using only emojis. not going well 032
william shakespeare @williamshakespeare.bsky.social · 12/12/2024lots of people asking me who the dark lady and fair youth from my sonnets are. and to them i say...i'm not telling :-) 000
william shakespeare @williamshakespeare.bsky.social · 10/12/2024why does no one ever produce my play "love's labours won" anymore? you guys used to love love's labours won 000
william shakespeare @williamshakespeare.bsky.social · 09/12/2024wish i had written stereophonic. however i was dead for over 400 years so only learned about fleetwood mac 2 weeks ago 021
william shakespeare @williamshakespeare.bsky.social · 09/12/2024hate when people bring up henry 6 part 1. that was my first play! i was so young! i didn't know what i was doing!!! i thought it would be "funny" and "cool" to have joan of arc summon literal otherworldly fiends that only show up in one scene! 000
william shakespeare @williamshakespeare.bsky.social · 08/12/2024glad that the dramatists guild exists. back in the day if a theatre wasn't paying me the money i was owed i'd have to sic christopher marlowe on them until they relented 000
william shakespeare @williamshakespeare.bsky.social · 07/12/2024shocked and appalled to learn i haven't been paid ANY royalties for the usage of my work over the past 408 years! 000
william shakespeare @williamshakespeare.bsky.social · 06/12/2024"how are you posting if you died on april 23, 1616" dude don't even worry about it. there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy 100
william shakespeare @williamshakespeare.bsky.social · 06/12/2024every day people are asking me "what's your personal favorite play that you've written, mr. shakespeare? we're dying to know." well the answer is timon of athens 000
william shakespeare @williamshakespeare.bsky.social · 08/11/2024what up i'm still alive. neither a borrower nor a lender be or whatever 020
william shakespeare @williamshakespeare.bsky.social · 30/09/2023it's me. William Shakespeare, writer of Titus Andronicus. and others 110
