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Will Hayward

@willhayward91.bsky.social
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The oldest youth in the world. A Paragon of Maturation. Obligatory RT Endorsement boilerplate He/Him Profile pic by @nickeldoodle.bsky.social

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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Enjoy your last opportunity to try this indulgent treat tonight, as you watch the 3rd highest paid team in baseball wonder what the bases are for.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's just weird that the two things he wants to do is make Computers That Kill and make a worse version of the Analogue Pocket.
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the lowest stake thing possible about this but people have to stop buying Palmer Luckey's game boys.
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"I Wish" just makes me smile like no other song
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Alt: The drop the "the" scene from The Social Network
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They do so little it's a problem. No one in politics with a real job wants to take the demotion.
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think your last question would be "Is that a gun?"
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What does that mean?
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Genuinely evil. What do you even tell yourself about what you're doing here other than squeezing every dime you can out of addicts?
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rampant Van Grough
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy!
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Christ, these people are monsters. Just monsters. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Truck record*
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rutgers can't even get the top billing of Big 10 games in a New Jersey sports bar.
A sports bar with the Michigan/ UTEP game on the big screen and the Rutgers/ USC game on a much smaller screen to the side.
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Clerks: In a Row?
Alt: Clerks: In a Row?
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think The Reason, ironically enough, was the first thing that made me want to kill myself.
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think about the title of this book a lot.
The cover to The End is Always Near by Dan Carlin
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Frylock from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That would be a depth of about 160 feet of hot sauce. Could happen to anybody, really.
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gorillaz - Demon Days (2005) The Hives - Tyrannosaurus Hives (2004) Daft Punk - Discovery (2001)
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There's a B-52 built in 1961 that's still in active service. It's crazy how adaptable those machines are when you are determined to make it happen.
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You want @willhaycardiff.bsky.social
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Is everything ok over there? You turned off your targeting computer."
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
HBO ARE COWARDS
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They ain't two-armed scissors
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The official hemorrhoid cream of Hole In The Wall Gang Camp
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not sure how we're getting out of this as a country, fam.
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm halfway through Children of Time and I'm basically expecting this to happen.
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The *only* time people think my folding Pixel is cool is when I prop it open to put an out of market baseball game on at a brewery. Something anyone can do with a regular phone and a napkin holder.
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My mom made chicken pot pies in these little gravy boats so everyone got as much crust as possible and it ruled. The leftover filling was referred to as "chicken goop" and was considered a much lower tier meal.
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Unreal 5 + Precious Moments Together at Last
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Alison Lührs @alisontheperson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Homestar Runner: Todaybor Day is Labor Day!
ALT: Homestar Runner: Todaybor Day is Labor Day!
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That 100% was read as bi-curious before they put in the explainer
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Rutgers should just sublet the Big 10 spot if they can't bring themselves to get rid of it.
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Wheel of Time / Rings of Power experience will continue until we figure out how to make money off tv again
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Alt: There are dozens of us! Dozens!
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
American Horror Story wouldn't be on its 11th season if we were getting our soap operas through regular means.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
theverge.com
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's so good! I need to reread it, I devoured it in high school.
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
East of Eden is revelatory.
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hell yeah that's a Bone Demon if I've ever seen one
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
For me it's that that particular cruelty cannot be seen as even possibly serving some greater purpose. He is mocking a child to mock a child.
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Well yeah, imagine what Batman would have been thinking when he was told there was a new guy calling himself Seal causing a disturbance on top of the GCPD building. This would have been the last thing he would have expected.
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Jeezy M Petes
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Help.
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I was talking with a Gen Z coworker and was saying how we used to get genuinely excited about technology. Things seemed to be getting easier, more accessible, more fair. Now it's all gambling in one form or another.
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The sea change happened when I stopped seeing people talking on tiktok about their niche hobby as something they *get* to do vs something they *have* to do. It's clearly a job now, and it's one that sucks.
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Will Hayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I loved the movie but a $15M opening on a $70M budget would have had a very different reaction if WB had just released it.
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