MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Football is a pantomime, I've thought this for ever. It's a lovely pantomime but still, as a spectator it's incredibly cathartic to be there, booing and cheering. All that being said, can all clubs please play Sham 69 when ManCity take the field for every away game from now on. Thanks. 010
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026R.E.M. really were a phenomenon. I mean, eighth album in and they produce one of the greatest albums of all time. Just ridiculous. Manon the Moon is my favourite but then that's one of the best songs ever about one of the greatest performers ever. 000
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Ridiculously good album anniversary. Go on, go find it and listen to it all. It's full of amazing songs from first to last. Man on the Moon is my favourite but bloody hell, it's all so good it's unreal. One of the greatest albums ever. 010
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Honestly, if people were that fucking bothered they could have taken a day trip to Bayeux to see the fucking thing like I did. There was no queue or timing issues or anything. We kidnap it for a few months and suddenly everyone's gone mad. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukBritish Museum boss 'sorry' for Bayeux Tapestry visitor issuesChanges to how visitors see the Bayeux Tapestry exhibition were made after concerns over long queues and overcrowding. 000
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 05/10/202690% of all the articles I edit have been partially created with AI now. Honestly it's improved the English of the articles massively in general. I know it's going to take my job in about 5-10 years but in the meantime it's sped my work up no end. Which is good as I've not had a pay rise in 15 years. 010
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Remember when the Tories stood for something? I don't really know what small c conservatives vote for anymore. I guess Labour... www.theguardian.com/politics/202...theguardian.comTories to pledge to scrap Environment Agency and Natural EnglandShadow chancellor will also promise to scrap affordable homes regulations as part of strategy to refocus on growth 040
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This couldn't really be more tragic. And grim. 000
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It's tough because I know I'm right so would have to kill the person with opposite views to mine for being evil. Or I might just stay at home with Katy and the dogs. 010
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The News Quiz is always worth listening to at the minute because of Zaltz but fucking hell who books Daniel Finkelstein? He's rancid so many times over and he's not funny. He just isn't. Even Rifkind is occasionally amusing. I know it's hard to find a funny T(t)ory but just stop it already. 010
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The baseball is on the BBC this evening. Thank fuck for that, I was getting sport withdrawal because of this ridiculous international break for a trophy that's just fucking tarted up friendlies. 000
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I think we need to tax the wealthy more and on a consistent basis. Not devastatingly more but just, say 10% more. A wealth tax would be a one off lump and could be useful and I reckon there's more interest in doing that, I can actually see that happening. The solution is more money from tax for sure 010
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Me being boring on a Friday night but it very much depends on what they're going to do with the savings. A good number of pensioners do not need the extra money while the poorer ones need more. I'm hopeful for a rebalancing but I'm not sure it'll happen. 100
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I just bought this and I don't even like cats. This is the power of your nuisancing. 110
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You just keep pushing the boundaries. Soon it'll be Ziggy and Ally and you'll be put out to pasture. 010
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A defence layered with the kind of shit the Premier League brought on themselves by letting institutions like this be owners. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...bbc.co.ukMan City appeal: Club will argue sponsorship deals came from Abu Dhabi governmentManchester City's appeal against the Premier League's verdict hinges on the club's claim that its sponsorship deals came from the Abu Dhabi government. 010
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They've all tried this though, to a greater or lesser extent. It just stinks. The Tories even cosied up to China. The global economy is in a bad situation, we need to attach ourselves to the EU again (even if just financially) to avoid this from being our future. 010
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026FDI in Manchester but on a nationwide scale, he needs to leave this behind him or he'll be out before another election can be held. 010
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Makes you worry that he's looking to continue FDI from corrupt regimes to prop up the whole of the British economy. He needs to distance himself from this or this will destroy him really quickly. He's PM now not some regional mayor. 030
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It is "frustrating when people rush to judgement", Burnham said. Is he taking the piss, this has taken fucking years. They've been found guilty. It's not rushing to fucking judgement. Keep your nose out of it you dumbarse. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukAndy Burnham 'really concerned' if Man City owners sell up after rule breachesThe prime minister compares the allegations against Man City to the plight of his own club Everton. 031
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026An alternative universe Batman trying to avoid tax would be a quite dull but funny part of a comic. I mean Robin Hood used to beat the shit out of tax collectors in the books I read as a kid. Funny how things change for the duller but fairer. 000
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MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Well then, they didn't write the bibble they just translated the bibble. Translators don't count. I should know I work with some of them. Don't try and confuse me with your knees bent running around movement you bloody humanist. See, I can be biased against any belief system! 111
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026But they were probably not white. Ahahahaha. I can pick an argument about anything. ANYTHING! 220
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Put the top of my back out yesterday and today my back's completely gone. It'll get better in a couple of days but it's a fucking nightmare right now and I feel so useless when it hits and you know what, doctors can't really help me. I need to fucking lose weight. fml 000
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Reacher is the best dumb fun on telly at the minute. However you get hold of it. Admitedly it might be triggering to some so don't avoid the warnings. 000
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just caught up with my New Order obsession and the Brotherhood expanded edition and the second disc is amazing. I'd go so far as to say Hooky was at his apex with this album. I know I've insulted him before for the New Order in-fighting but he made some top music. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfTb...youtube.comBroken Promise (Instrumental)YouTube video by New Order - Topic 010
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Good list, I'd add Kim Deal. I dunno if she was sophisticated but her bass playing expanded my mind. 110
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Doesn't have GBH and has Watchmen on it. Shit list can fuck off. 010
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I honestly don't think they can. I mean the titles won't be removed from them unfortunately but this is straight up fraud and was prosecuted in the minutiae of what they did. The appeal will be worthless. They're going to get relelgated. Should be more but that's too much to hope for. 010
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Nothing if Forever. Surely you must know that. It's a slightly sketchy title tbh. Should have called it something like WoW Zero, so we could all shorten it to WoWzer. 000
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The RNLI, like the fire service, is the ultimate in bravery and selflessness. Anyone questioning them is clearly evil. 010
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This Billy Jean King Cup on the BBC is good telly, it's a good game between Kartal and Bouzkova. 000
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Why does every country act like it was only ever colonised and never the aggressor in its history? It shouldn't annoy me but it does. Remember you're country has pretty much guaranteed to have done something evil, don't put your faith in your country. 110
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Ian McEwan's early novels and short stories are still some of the best and darkest pieces of literature ever written. He was a centrepoint of my literary growth along with Iain Banks. The Child in Time is still one of my favourite books, to me it's a masterpiece. 000
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I think it's good that (mainly women) have a strong positive role model. If they're overly possessive and protective of her then that's not a massive issue unless she turns evil. She's a lot brighter than most sports stars who get idolised. 041
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I bet that prehistoric musician with a bone flute was making damning commentary on the way the mammoth meat was being divided. 010
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Same actually. Bedsits, room in a shared house and then there's always been two of us earning. And both my parents worked. A living wage should be a given thing though, enough to at least afford that bedsit/houseshare and eat and hopefully live a life outside that. 010
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026In the same vein, Manhattan. Fucking hell... 010
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If this person has a dog I'm not surprised it never gets happy enough to have the zoomies. 010
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Racist rich prick says racist and ridiculous things but because he's rich it's a headline and encourages others to be racist pricks. Learn some accountability BBC ffs. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukBillionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UKIneos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea. 043
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Bless, he thinks there's centuries to come. 000
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This really is a fundamental misunderstanding of three very silly but different programmes. And middle-management are often cunts. Doesn't matter the era. I wasn't, I hasten to add. 000
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Josh Widdecombe, the Ed Sheeran of stand up. 010
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'm dreading Millwall vs West Ham tomorrow, not because of the football but the fans. I've been at games between the two and they were always unfriendly. I wish they'd banned away fans pre-emptively. Hopefully it'll be fine but the recent years and fixtures don't bode well. 010
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hasn't this prick made enough money raking over the memory of his sister? Or has he published it for charity? I'd at least respect that. Somehow I doubt it. They're all pricks btw. I don't believe any of them. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukEarl Spencer defends Diana book claims about King CharlesExclusive: Princess Diana's brother tells the BBC's Laura Kuenssberg that "we'll forget her soon enough" were "exactly" the words used by the then-Prince of Wales. 010
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026C'mon, it's the perfect time for sackcloth and ashes. I will repent when I'm dead, not before. 000
MP for Doggerland @willgoodey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Heh, always the solution. Like when I said London was safe on Twitter. The numbers went mad and even the nice posts were just too much. 000