will @willferrall.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Noted Italian, Columbus-apologist, and mob enforcer, David Roth. 020
will @willferrall.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I guess you can't be a hypocrite if you don't believe in anything. 000
will @willferrall.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comTobias Funke (David Cross) Licks PencilALT: Tobias Funke (David Cross) Licks Pencil 040
will @willferrall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When pressed for comment, Senator Bill Cassidy voiced qualified support for Kennedy Jr., before continuing his yearslong efforts to kill Phineas and Ferb. Senator Susan Collins, meanwhile, noted she would need more information, and then dove into an open elevator shaft. 011
will @willferrall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Uh. Will he accept some bad things on the world's behalf? 000
will @willferrall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The unreality is very strange. They really just keep playing like the game's not going to end, and other side never gets a turn. Maybe Kushner and Witless keep going to Russia to pick out their dachas for after they flee. Or perhaps they're just fully subsumed by their bubble. 130
will @willferrall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I know this will sound unhinged and deluded to the contemporary GOP, but constituents tend to respond positively to their leadership actually doing something (anything, really) that benefits them in a meaningful way. The GOP is no longer capable of such action. 031
will @willferrall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Only a special kind of delusion would convince a man who can't defeat Ukraine in four years to attack NATO. Even if Trump takes the coward's path and refuses help, I can't imagine any outcome but Putin's defeat, and hopefully eventual Hague imprisonment or death. 010
will @willferrall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026After denouncing the decision, the Trump administration hired the Green Goblin in a prominent role at the Department of Justice. 030
will @willferrall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What a country. I'm sure a terrible person won a thousand bucks on this via Kalshi. 040
will @willferrall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Holmes: You are breeze in desert for me. My water. And ocean. Meant only to be together tiger. Balwani: Biberty. 0100
will @willferrall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Only if we could train the raccoons to match and fold my socks. 001
will @willferrall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026McDreamy, meanwhile, drops his phone down the open elevator shaft and stumbles in after it. He narrates his descent with detachment. -cut to black- 020
will @willferrall.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hear hear! Let's get back to true conservatism: doing nothing while waiting for Doc Brown to build a DeLorean Ark and return us to 1955. 040
will @willferrall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Donald Trump makes a statement saying he is Cam Skattebo. 010
will @willferrall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026static.klipy.comViking Warrior Blowing Horn in Mountains - Rfa RaidALT: Viking Warrior Blowing Horn in Mountains - Rfa Raid 000
will @willferrall.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Every time Kevin Hart agrees to a new commercial, an asteroid's path is pulled a bit closer to colliding with earth. 011
will @willferrall.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Yeesh. Weiss is going to be down to a few Fox News viewers who accidentally flipped to CBS and can't work their remotes. 080
will @willferrall.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It's a shame, since Jed York was going to get him a prostitute. Kyle Shanahan, however, still managed to hit him with his birthday car. 010
will @willferrall.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Why not just rename the family bathrooms after Jerry Sandusky? 030
will @willferrall.bsky.social · 03/09/2026-Andrew Luck injures his shoulder gesturing and is forced to leave mid-interview- 020
will @willferrall.bsky.social · 03/09/2026You're not going to levy penalties like that without compelling evidence. 000
will @willferrall.bsky.social · 02/09/2026You might reasonably assume that, if you write about some nefarious censorship deep state, and that deep state doesn't swiftly shut your efforts down, then maybe it doesn't exist. 000
