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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 5h
That conventional wisdom was dumb. He had been president before. His tariffs plan made no sense. Project 2025 was widely available. It was easy to predict that he would quickly become unpopular. We didn’t know *how* unpopular, but it was easy to see that his popularity would fall.
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 14h
That is such an important point that often gets lost: Authoritarian regimes make their countries weaker.
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sorry!
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The dumb songs somehow make the great ones better. This is a lesson that Guided By Voices later took to heart.
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Discussing all the transfusions between the men in “Dracula,” the professor in my favorite-ever college class practically shouted “BLOOD IS SEMEN IN THE GOTHIC! SEMEN IS BLOOD!” That was a lecture none of us would forget.
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am not happy about the AI hype in business, and I have been personally hurt by it, but I have a physicist friend who is excited about AI’s potential applications in the sciences. So, the situation is complicated.
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kind of a theme for 2026: AI-supporting guys loudly showing off their lack of knowledge about the Ancient Greeks.
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"This is one of the darkest movies ever made." -- Person Who Has Only Ever Seen Superhero Movies
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mean, the Indian students in Bo French's post are wearing cowboy hats and flashing the hook-em horns at a University of Texas game. You can't get a much more powerful image of assimilation than that. The only thing making them stand out to Rufo and Keeperman is the color of their skin.
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"This is your brain on drugs" is probably the more famous catchphrase, but I haven't heard it in years. By contrast, in my house we say "I learned it by watching you!" as a joke on a regular basis, and have been doing so for many years.
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Even if he had met with Fani Willis, I'm not sure I understand what would be illegal or improper about that. A special prosecutor meeting with a district attorney?
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well said. The whole thing makes me kind of sad, but I just looked up the Number 1 songs of 2025, 2024, and 2023, and I didn't recognize them, either.
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Right, but even if were true that Smith met with Willis, why would Smith lie about that?
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Published earlier this morning: www.axios.com/2026/09/29/e...
axios.com
Sen. Eric Schmitt is drawing buzz as a possible Vance VP in 2028
Vance views the Missouri senator as trustworthy.
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The polar ice caps are melting, our rights are slipping away, and we spend our time arguing about rainbow stickers and the state flag.
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The implication seems to be that Smith met and coordinated with Fani Willis, but even it that were true, I'm not sure I understand why it might have been illegal or even merely improper for a federal special prosecutor and a Georgia state district attorney to meet.
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Strangely, this has been a fairly popular conspiracy theory on social media in recent years. www.theguardian.com/books/2021/j...
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Helen Keller: why is a TikTok conspiracy theory undermining her story?
Despite her record as a writer and activist, what may have begun as a joke has gained traction, and should make us ask questions that go beyond the credulity of Gen Z
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I had a great video of my firstborn singing this Ted Leo song on the way home from preschool
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think the one due in November will be their third of 2026!
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There are too many people in Congress and other elected offices who are *currently* doing this.
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just canceled the landline at my parents’ house, where I grew up. All they were getting were spam calls and calls from me. It’s going to take me a while to remember those familiar 7 digits are not their number anymore. But I have their cellphone numbers.
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This thread points to some fascinating similarities between the pre-Civil War resistance to the Fugitive Slave Act and today’s resistance to ICE.
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HELL NO
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Our poll numbers are looking bad and the midterms are coming up. Voters are furious at us. What can we do to win them back?” “How about we kick more of them off their healthcare plans?”
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I read many stories last year during the push for the “big beautiful bill” where Republicans seemed aware that slashing healthcare was going to hurt their own constituents and come back to bite them in the midterms. Today they all seem surprised.
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is how to do it.
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why stop there? Why not turn all our monuments into military installations? Snipers stop the Washington Monument. Drones at the Lincoln Memorial. At Mt Rushmore, Washington’s mouth can open to expose a missile launcher. (I shouldn’t give these guys any ideas …)
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well said. Maybe the average American doesn’t really know anything about the Kennedy Center, and so it’s hard to care, but it belongs to us.
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Imagine if Rick Scott had been in the Senate at the dawn of nuclear energy.
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bringing a strongly worded letter to a gun fight.
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One day soon he will say the reason we lost the Iran war he started was because our troops weren’t sexy enough.
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Maybe we we should have left his name on it so we could see it collapsing
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It says something about Wall Street when “There’s a good chance this product could destroy humanity” is considered a selling point and not a dealbreaker.
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Klassy
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I interviewed him years ago. Really charming. He told a hilarious story about buying a sitar in a store that specializes in Indian music. The gist of it was that playing “Norwegian Wood” in a sitar store is worse than playing “Stairway to Heaven” in a guitar store.
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Kelley rules.
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wong Kar Wai’s “In the Mood For Love” (2000).
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The first thing I thought of was Pawel Pawlikowski’s black and white films. This still is from “Ida” in 2013.
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
OMG, why should anyone even get married if it's not going to have a significant effect on their streaming numbers?
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Supposedly, Mitch McConnell will return to the Senate this week. How funny would it be if he pulled a reverse Fetterman and surprised everyone by becoming the most progressive senator in his party?
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The stage is above the door! Weirdest stage I’ve ever seen.
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is how to do it.
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’ve always been skeptical of the phrase “late stage capitalism,” but it seems to fit the moment when investors consider “There’s a good chance this product will destroy humanity” as a selling point rather than a dealbreaker. What stage comes after this?
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He made Republican voters pledge to cheat at the convention this week.
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Really disappointing.
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m a big fan!
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was just a little nervous about flying on 9/11. Had to turn off the radio on the way to MSP because of all the talk about it. Then, I’m getting out of the security line and putting my belt back on when they made the whole airport stop and hold a moment of silence. Then they played Taps.
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If they’re tired of being called racists, they should not go around saying things like “non-White people are dirty and poor.”
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Painful! Aislers Set Beatles Clash Deal, Kim and Kelley Eno, Brian Fall Go-Betweens Horsegirl Iggy Pop Jesus and Mary Chain Kelley Stoltz La’s Marvin Gaye New Order Otis Redding Prince Quasi Replacements Stereolab Television Undertones Velvet Underground Waxahatchee X Yo La Tengo Zombies
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is awful
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