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will o’ the wisp

@willchapman3.bsky.social
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Nazi punks, fuck off

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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Getting ready for another day at the email factory
Carhartt tag with the slogan”Built to serve and protect all hardworking people”. The tag is from the sweatpants I’ll wear to the email job
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wut
Google autofill for “does duct tape” gives two suggestions for “does duct tape keep the poopy in” or similar
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Big ass spider don’t belong here
Big ass spider in a plastic cup don’t belong here
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck these losers
Ballot mailer trying to trick people into believing that we are always out here getting carded in Colorado. FOH
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
WSJ headline stating “Law firms have a big problem: senior partners”. Although the article is about them not retiring, the joke is about them being assholes
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
That’ll lower inflation
$8.04 because of the Trump FTC
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Weird Apple News glitch this morning
Headline about pasta, image and news article content about sleeping without underwear
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Found the source of all the food poisoning
Original Gourmet Dubai Chocolate from Walgreens. It’s “Viral”!
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Don’t put in the Colorado newspaper that I’m mad in Nebraska
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Rand Paul turning in to Mitch McConnell
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I don’t know whether Google or Target is fucking up (or both), but I don’t think meat is gonna work for my bike rack
Google search result for SuperCush Zip Strips yields strip steak from Target
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
These people are completely unserious
Website of Civil rights division of Dept of Justice Action Center
Get a Job
Have you been affected by DEI?
Do you have evidence of non-citizens voting in elections?
Are you a state or local government employee who’s been discriminated against though DEI policies?
Were you the subject of a hate crime because of your political beliefs, race, or religion?
Did a state or local government discriminate against your religious organization through land use or zoning laws?
Do you personally have information related to a hate crime?
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
AI HR slop from IG: the caution sign is warning us that someone’s got a huge dick, which seems inappropriate for the workplace imo
AI slop with the text “I was raised to treat the janitor with the same respect as the CEO”. The janitor’s caution floor sign has a stick figure with a huge dick.
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
DNC rather have transphobes and genocidaires
Old Jaime Harrison post with image edited to say Big Tent? No. Bigots. Like the Lionel Huts meme
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Pretty sure he meant permanently toll fee www.liberalcurrents.com/r/40515f11
From Liberal Currents “Trump claims the strait will reopen right away, but Iran hasn’t confirmed that part. And Trump says Hormuz will be “permanently toll free,” but the Iranians have consistently said they will charge tolls for passage in coordination with Oman. According to Iran’s semi-official Fars news agency, the MOU includes the U.S. accepting in principle that Iran will receive fees for “maritime services.” That sure sounds like a euphemism for tolls.”
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Lmao this team would lose in the playoffs www.82-0.com/share?id=GGM...
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Etsy package from Poland arrived wrapped in this
Reproduction of Daily Mail headline saying “Only fools would pay £15000 for this banger”
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Also not buying podcast activity
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Giggling to myself as I label one "S'moregon" imgs.xkcd.com/comics/label...
61 contiguous states
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
It’s not “all-purpose” if I can’t store a baby head first in it
Homer’s All Purpose Bucket but no kids allowed
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Lmao
Alliance between God and Satan, thru the Onion’s mediation
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Hm. A graph perfectly depicting my interest in watching the gamecast. Gonna check back in an hour to see how bad it is.
Halftime score (after an embarrassing run of missed shots and turnovers) and the win probability strongly favoring the Magic
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Subliminal marketing
Premade salad mix for the “chopped” “unc” in your life
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
We are going to win. @edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
It’s White’s move on the community chess board. Wyd?
Inexplicable chess board where Black has moved one pawn but White has moved a knight, several pawns, and the queen
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Kellogg’s naming him was just fine though
Headline of news article: Bran Flakezz’s didn’t love Starbucks Coachella spon-con
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Good. Put us out of our misery
Back-to-back Heat v Raptors for a new mass extinction event
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Whoooboy
Run of the mill retirement accounts taking a big hit (-8.57%) since Feb 28 2026
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Return to Office
Workplace restroom toilet paper dispenser on the floor instead of the wall
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Retirement acct down 3.45 percent since 2/28/26
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
www.coloradoan.com/story/news/2...
Couple of chucklefucks in fur hats
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Jokic wishing he had his horses
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Spent several seconds considering that he was unsure about the present moment
ESPN headline: LeBron: Still unsure about future past this year
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Powerball must be losing market share
Ad for free Powerball ticket after sending money via Venmo. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Signs point to no
4th quarter blow out of the 9ers by Seahawks, with a story below headlined is this Kyle shanahans finest coaching job?
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Favorite small beer
All Day IPA
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
What … in … the
LinkedIn has puzzle games… for some reason … and 408 ppl from my employer tried them out … for some reason
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Cursed vision of Bret singing “Sex Farm”
Highlighted text from Bret Stephens opinion where he wrote: I can still quote by heart dialogue and song lyrics from his 1984 classic, “This Is Spinal Tap.”
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
May I suggest a business partner
Patriot portable restroom
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Self care
Bluesky mute settings to never see Paul McCartneys infernal holiday racket mentioned again
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Looks like shit during the day. Happy holiday season!
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Late to this, but timely for today (and didn't find any in search)
MEDICARE for ALL
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Fuckin narcs from Twitter
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Uhhh not on of my bangers
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
If only what we had coming was fictional
Luke O’Neil’s new book We Had It Coming. Boy did we.
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Transferring funds out of Venmo is now a pipeline for sports gambler recruitment
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Yikes, not the results I was expecting
Search results from Kanopy for “crazy stupid” yielded one result: Little Women of Atlanta
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will o’ the wisp @willchapman3.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Thought my son would sleep in his aunt’s childhood bedroom but these clowns scared him away
Early aughts clown shitClowns
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