Will @willbeckman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026making friends with one final good boy before I leave the village 2331 0
Will @willbeckman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026congratulations Lando Norris on the new four-year contract you signed out of social anxiety 1150 0
Will @willbeckman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026got lightly rained on for the last two minutes of my walk home 130 0
Will @willbeckman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026must be in four figures for fitting room selfies at this point 1480 0
Will @willbeckman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026six minutes until the next Jubilee Line train at London Bridge 060 0
Will @willbeckman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026a rare photo of myself taken by someone else that I don’t dislike 0470 0
Will @willbeckman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026come for the Lionesses, stay for the cursed advertising boards 140 0
Will @willbeckman.bsky.social · 31/12/2025on the plus side I have basically lived in these cunty pyjamas since they arrived the other day 0271 0
Will @willbeckman.bsky.social · 26/12/2025just got this right *and* named the fixture in question and have sent the family into raptures 060 0
Will @willbeckman.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Merry Christmas ya filthy / slightly dirty / kinda tidy / squeaky-clean animals 1340 0
Will @willbeckman.bsky.social · 15/09/2025another balmy afternoon in Sadiq’s Islamist crimescape (via X) 060 0
Will @willbeckman.bsky.social · 23/08/2025the most threatening statement made at Pride every year 1120 0
Will @willbeckman.bsky.social · 19/01/2025reminiscing on last month when I wasn’t ill and looked nice in a suit 3490 0
Will @willbeckman.bsky.social · 25/12/2024‘you will be visited by three spirits’ the three spirits: 041 0
Will @willbeckman.bsky.social · 22/12/2024apart from the tinsel I think this tree looks really nice 080 0
Will @willbeckman.bsky.social · 21/12/2024me performing an important legal duty and serving ‘foreign secretary signs a trade deal worth 10p’ in the process 0210 0
