willarnett.bsky.social @willarnett.bsky.social · 14/01/2025got asked about the dead pigeon on the roof outside my office window today. reacted too nonchalantly I fear 100
willarnett.bsky.social @willarnett.bsky.social · 13/01/2025how do we get panda express to put dr pepper zero in the soda fountain 000
willarnett.bsky.social @willarnett.bsky.social · 08/01/2025so embarrassing to grow up fat and only learn about all your other unattractive features after 25 000
willarnett.bsky.social @willarnett.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Going off piste skiing at American Dream Ski bullshit, catch me carving down the escalator in front of the Mr Beast Burger 000
willarnett.bsky.social @willarnett.bsky.social · 03/01/2025this is the most inspired hairstyle ever. real genius 010
willarnett.bsky.social @willarnett.bsky.social · 01/01/2025haven’t been the same since I fell asleep in the sauna 000
willarnett.bsky.social @willarnett.bsky.social · 26/12/2024toes squeezed intoski boots British lady that sounds like the queen Everything is romantic 000
willarnett.bsky.social @willarnett.bsky.social · 18/12/2024an unbelievable display of confidence that this restaurant made these tots from scratch, in such a special, delicious, and unique manner that dignify them as “house” 010
willarnett.bsky.social @willarnett.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Steve from SATC reading you your Miranda Rights 000
willarnett.bsky.social @willarnett.bsky.social · 02/12/2024they’re just reading reddit posts on the radio now 000
willarnett.bsky.social @willarnett.bsky.social · 30/11/2024suicide by milk if I keep eating these leftovers 000
willarnett.bsky.social @willarnett.bsky.social · 28/11/2024girl from the talk tuah podcast at the thanksgiving parade smearing her damn lipstick 000
willarnett.bsky.social @willarnett.bsky.social · 24/11/2024crazy things happening on the radio, going from Bed Chem to Break Your Heart (Taio Cruz and Ludacris) during commute hour 000