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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️

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Howdy! I'm Malkuth, Patron Librarian of the Floor of History! Nice to meetcha! will2standupgay.straw.page // mix of silly and serious stuff //parody account, not affiliated with pm!!!

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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
// whenever do any writing with proper formatting like my last few posts, i'm worried people'll think it looks too much like chatgpt or whatever. i like using dashes and semicolons!!! it's not my fault!!! :( (this is almost certainly me worrying over nothing)
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
"History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes." I think about this quote a lot. It's easy to see similarities between our present and the past, but it's important to take note of the differences as well. You can't just go "Oh, well we should just do this thing that worked in the past again!" (+)
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
They say that those who don't know their history are doomed to repeat it, but...I think the same is equally true of those who *obsess* over their history. If you can't ever tear your eyes from the past, if you can't ever get your mind off of the has-been and what-was, then... (+)
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Sorry I haven't posted in awhile! I accidentally dropped my phone off of the edge of Yeosod's floor, and you can imagine it's a teensy bit hard to get a replacement out here in the outskirts...
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
// so on my previous message, i prolly will be back eventually. just taking a mental health break for a bit. really sorry for pulling that again.
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
// not gonna be active on here or my other accounts for personal reasons. i'm sorry for doing this again but i don't think i'm gonna be back this time. i'm really sorry about this. dw about me, i'll be fine.
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Just...turned on the coffee machine...and forgot to put a cup underneath it...whoopsies!!!
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I uh...forgot to change it. Whoopsies~
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
DON'T FUCK WITH THE FLOOR OF TECHNOLOGICAL SCIENCES!!!!
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I uh...didn't really have anything planned for april fools this year, but I can still speak a bit on it's origin! Where exactly it started from is still up for speculation, but the most agreed upon guess is that it came from when France switched from the Julian Calendar to the Gregorian Calendar +
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Got a question for you all. What's heavier, a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers? That's right, it's the kilogram of steel! Because steel is heavier than feathers :)
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
This is the best birthday ever I have the cutest lil kitty ever I love them so much ohmigod
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
If anything bad were to happen to this cat I would blow up this entire library I swear. Just kidding, I'd probably just cry for a week straight.
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Oh! I just remembered! My birthday is tomorrow! Can't believe I almost forgot somethin' like that...
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Guh? You alright there?
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I wish we had a cat in the library...
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S. W. Eeper @backshotsweeper.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
A lotta people are goin' crazy over the influx of sweepers, but I think it's best not to get *swept* up in the panic.
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Gulp
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Well, most of us here can't actually *die*, not permanently at least. But if I had to answer...based on a pure hypothetical, 0 experience behind this...I'd have to say having a very heavy book fall from the very top shelf directly onto your neck as you're bending down to pick up a book you dropped.
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I'm good at history, but I'm not a psychic...however, I *am* going to guess spaghetti.
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Eh? Well, I haven't really mined coal before, especially not in Siberia, but...don't miners usually have their own little folk songs they chant while working? I know that's a pretty big historical trend.
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Oh! No prob- wait, NO WHAT THE HELL!? THAT'S MINE GIVE IT BACK??? My cherry jolly ranchers...:(
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Jazz~! Nothing better for a long work day than a bit of soothing music to calm your nerves!
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Very sorry it took me this long to respond to this I got very very distracted. Either way, thank you very much!!
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
As cozy as The Library is, I would like to be able to go out from time to time and get a change of scenery. Too bad we're kinda. Y'know. In the middle of nowhere pretty much
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Let's see how she attempts to justify this one as some sort of philisophical experiment.
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
i will be unable to complete my tasks today due to a particularly scary spider on the bookshelf. please understand.
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
//sorry about that now-deleted message from earlier. i was in a bad mental state and made an impulsive decision. i feel bad for worrying you all like that.
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
No thanks, I prefer living.
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Gotta say, I don't miss having to "receive" guests one bit. Especially not after...eugh. That "town" still gives me nightmares even after all this time-
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Like- an exact number? I'm sure Angela might have that documented somewhere, but I don't even know the numbers of my own floor alone, and definitely not the entire Library... If I had to hazard a guess...maybe about a couple dozen thousand?
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Picking a "favorite" would make me feel a lil guilty, but I do spend most of my time with Hod and Yesod. I try to make a point of visiting all of the floors fairly regularly, though!
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Ah! Uh- Well- I think above anything else, she'd just enjoy your company! Though I think she likes chocolates too? She seems like someone who would to me, at least.
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
This is so cute!! Thank you!!
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
My Mal? Kuth.
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Once again having to use the copy-paste work around, hopefully it won't stay like this for too long- Anyways, I'll be sure to get those over to ya soon!
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Wait! Never mind! Someone pointed out a solution to me, I can just copy paste the text~! Anyways, I wouldn't feel good picking a favorite, they're all my friends after all! But...I do generally spend more time with Hod and Yesod...I try and make a habit to visit everyone fairly regularly, though!
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Oh! Well thank you very much uh...Monster! I'm sure you're awesome as well~!
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Uh...looks like putting such a long prompt in the message thingy kinda...broke it. Just went and fixed it, so should work if you send it again. Sorry 'bout that-
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I worry a lot about being too harsh after...y'know... But I also have to try really hard not to over-correct and let people just get away with everything. It's a tough balance to strike, but I think I've been getting a bit better, day by day!
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I like hanging out with Netzach and all, but...would it kill him to clean up his floor once and awhile? I don't wanna be too harsh or anything, but...
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I should really get around to making a strawpage...
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
It'd be nice if those LCB folks could stop poking into our past like that. It's a lil embarassing having any more people hear how I was back then...ugh.
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Occasionally, stuff gets a bit mixed up and books get sent to the wrong floors. For example - 1984, as relevant as it might be, is not a history book. Gonna have to bring this over to Hod's floor when I get the chance...
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Faust(s) @faustknowsall.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
It's Faust. A genius with whom you're lucky to cross paths even once in your life. I am here solely to further my pursuit of knowledge and nothing more.
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
They should give us forklifts. For the books.
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Reading through the history books here always makes me think about how many things might be different today if one little thing in the past went down differently. For example, what if Roland had been turned into a popcorn machine when he came here?
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Malkuth!!! 👑☀️ @will2standupgay.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
One of the books just fell right off the shelf on top of my head.
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