William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Made Kongnamul-Bulgogi for the first time with WAY too much pork. But still delicious!! 010
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 17/08/2025I’ve kinda become obsessed with the Too Good to Go app and it’s almost a problem 000
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Now that I’m feeling better after my con cold I can admit I had one of the hottest hookups ever with a guy there 020
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 06/08/2025I stop drinking coffee when I’m sick but a medium Dunkin cold brew would feel great right now 020
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 30/07/2025My flight to GenCon is mostly full of GenCon attendees. And we’re all wearing nerdy shirts! 000
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Love coming home and cracking open a cold one (Spindrift Island Punch) 020
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Gonna be at Gen Con this week showing the board game I co-designed at the First Exposure Playtest Hall. 030
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Stepped on a spotted lantern fly so I’m getting myself ice cream as a reward 030
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 22/07/2025He told he I had to “answer these riddles three” if I wanted ice cream 030
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 17/07/2025My boss likes to say “belt and suspenders” when we do a cover your ass filing. Today he said “boots and suspenders”…did he just clock me? 110
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 17/07/2025On the train to work when I could be playing DK Bananza. Everyone clap please! 020
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Found the cute summer associate on the apps 🤭 010
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Slept like shit but the quesadillas I made for lunch this week are fantastic 010
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Post-strike trash pick up is today which means my neighborhood smells AWFUL from the built up trash 🤢 110
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Kinda getting a kick out of Building The Band 010
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Nothing makes me feel dumber at work than choking on water 130
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 10/07/2025I hope to one day have the confidence of someone putting their full face of make up on while riding SEPTA 000
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 09/07/2025They had these at my work lunch and they still slap like they did in elementary school 030
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Office is doing a big lunch today. Trying (failing) to find the balance between staying hungry for free food vs snacking so I’m not hangry & embarrass myself in front of important folkx 110
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Can an uber please come upstairs to my work office so I don’t have to be outside in this heat/humidity at all? 000
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Joining a local run club? Great idea. Attending today? Death ⚰️ 010
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Email inbox while out of town for a week is under 250. better than expected! 010
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Back to work tomorrow after a week off so the scaries are in prime form tonight 010
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Catching up on last season of Gilded Age and this railroad strike storyline is hitting given all this in Philly 010
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Anyone wanna come over and make me watch good anime so I stop watching another shitty isekai for the 50th time? 010
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Missed the sunrise, but I think this is okay too 010
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Spending the six hour drive today listening to Carly Rae Jepsen’s entire discography 010
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 24/06/2025They have the AC on before 9 at work. I might survive this heat! 010
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Made watermelon lemonade with mint for this heat wave 🥵 020
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Sometimes the work elevator ding is so loud that I think I set off an alarm 000
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Dieting is hard because my job likes to bribe us in Federal Donuts and soft pretzels 020
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Joined my local run club today. Am I a runner now? (I still hate running) 010
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 15/06/2025I drank so much coffee to survive the drive home that I think I’m sweating cold brew… 000
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Clean sheets and my own shower is the best way to end a camping trip 020
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 10/06/2025My roommate got me “Bury Our Bones in the Midnight Soil” for my birthday and I so excited to read it 120
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Some of the names in Bravely Default really have me thrown for a loop. Calling the amnesiac guy Ringabel? Iconic 000
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Fear Street: Prom Queen was not good lol 100
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Switch 2 acquired. Birthday weekend plans are now official 010
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Metaphor on gamepass? Guess I’m playing again! 010
William 📖 Assassin’s Quest @will0c.bsky.social · 22/05/2025lol my belt just broke for no reason. Guess I’m not leaving my office until I go home! 010