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@wilkinscaleb.bsky.social
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Football writer. Contributor for The Third Sub and Target Scouting. Whitecaps and scouting reports on players from leagues which touch the Pacific Ocean. 🇨🇦➡️🇳🇿

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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 2h
Wellington Phoenix Reserves 🤝 Me: Getting scored on 10 times by Cashmere Technical at Garrick Park.
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 16h
He's the strongest passer of their double pivot guys for sure (which isn't ideal but hopefully Cvetkovic figures it out).
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 16h
They are a very min/max'd team
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 16h
Whatever happened to that Serbian guy who's dad was always posting on the forums? He's getting a TAM deal for sure.
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 17h
Apparently they are going to get massively out xG'd by a team with 10 men and get scored on by Oli Larraz. #VWFC
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 17h
I think you're failing to account for all the 27 year old wingers with 6 career goals they are going to sign for no reason.
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 17h
*simple country lawyer voice* If there's no yellow for a dive I don't see how that isn't a red. Is the call that he didn't kick him away from the ball hard enough? #vwfc
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 17h
Copium corner: will be interesting to see how LAFC deals with having to be on the front foot. #vwfc
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 17h
They were looking like they were back for those first few minutes. #vwfc
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hard U (like rhyming with huggie) and also kind of not pronouncing the G.
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Truly unhinged pronunciation of "Adekugbe" #vwfc
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Canucks are doing the thing where the already eliminated team plays well with no pressure except they just started that from game 1.
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got the worst manager roll of all time Road to 75 ⚽ Daily 2026-10-03 · MLS · 4-4-2 59 pts · Out in Round One 🎯 86% of the best squad · top 1% 🟩🟨🟩🟥🟩🟨🟨🟩🟨🟩🟩🟨🟥🟨🟥🟨🟨 🟨🟩🟥🟨🟥🟩🟥🟨🟩🟩🟥🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⚽ Musa 12 75points.americansocceranalysis.com
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oilers goalies genuinely hilarious
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They don't make the MEN who have the job of picking all the hats up off the ice wear the tight pants? Sick of these double standards. #Canucks
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Donald Trump gets exposed as the weakest and most inept political figure who ever lived in any situation in which someone - anyone - other than Donald Trump has agency.
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Best ever efficiency Road to 75 ⚽ Daily 2026-09-23 · MLS · 4-2-3-1 69 pts · 🏆 MLS Cup 🎯 81% of the best squad · top 1% 🟨🟩🟩🟨🟥🟨🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨🟩🟨🟨🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨🟩🟨🟩🟩🟥🟥🟨🟩🟩🟨🟨🟩 ⚽ Benteke 21 🏅 MLS Cup Champions · Supporters' Shield · Untouchable 75points.americansocceranalysis.com
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Unfortunately, it turns out there was something wrong with him. R.I.P to Ronnie. One of the most expressive cats I've ever met and a great World Cup buddy.
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Was not able to watch the game today. But Sebastian Breza, who normally throws the ball into his own goal every game, turning into Lev Yashin for this series is very typical of how things have gone for the 'Caps over the past 6 weeks. #VWFC
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When I first lived in New Zealand all I could get was temp jobs because my work permit was only 1yr. More than once I finished all the work before the end date of the contract and just got let go. I think if that happens they should have to buy you out like an NHL GM that got a bit silly on July 1st
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
American Soccer Analysis awards the Whitecaps 2.68 expected points off this one.
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Although I agree that they didn't cover themselves in glory on either goal, 1.1 against per game would be pretty incredible. That'd be less than 40 expected goals against over a full season.
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wasted the season where everything went in on 2017 when the team was shit. Should have saved it for now when the team is good!
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What can one say? #vwfc
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Streets won't forget when Erik Hurtado and Simon Colyn lost to the 100 kids. #vwfc
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
youtu.be/CsblY9TmRb8?...
youtu.be
NEVEREST (feat. ANARCHY) [Remix]
YouTube video by KEIJU - Topic
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sir Humphrey Appleby hype and aura moments.
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
For reference: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d3I...
youtube.com
Wise Guy (Album Version)
YouTube video by Joe Pesci - Topic
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A version of Joe Pesci's novelty rap song about a Vancouver guy that supports women's sports: "Rise Guy"
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Flat track bullies!!! #vwfc
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Extremely Sounders coded Road to 75 ⚽ Daily 2026-09-09 · MLS · 4-3-3 58 pts · Out in MLS Cup 🎯 71% of the best squad · top 1% 🟨🟨🟥🟥🟨🟩🟥🟩🟨🟥🟩🟨🟥🟩🟥🟨🟥 🟩🟩🟩🟥🟩🟥🟩🟩🟩🟨🟩🟥🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⚽ Bouanga 18 75points.americansocceranalysis.com
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The pre-match music is like 60% Drake now.
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Back in my natural habitat.
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Should have gone for the totally frivolous hand ball appeal to get a corner at the end there.
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Way more dominant performance than the Dallas 5-0. #vwfc
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That's more like it! #vwfc
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
MLS managers haven't figured out yet that you're just supposed to let it ride with the challenge cards in any remotely ambiguous situation. #vwfc
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
One last cuddle (he's fine he just belongs to my in-laws)
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
SS is the true measure of the best team: Road to 75 ⚽ Daily 2026-08-31 · MLS · 4-2-3-1 75 pts · Out in the Conference Semifinal 🎯 73% of the best squad · top 1% 🟩🟨🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟥🟩🟩🟨🟥🟩🟩🟥 🟥🟥🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨🟩🟩🟥🟩🟩 ⚽ Guilherme 21 🏅 Record Breakers · Free Scoring · Winning Machine 75points.americansocceranalysis.com
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Word to the wise; if you're planning an overseas move, try to not be getting married at the same time. Dress and a suit take up a lot of suitcase space!
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Everyone's a gangster until the xG regression hits.
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Elloumi scores again! Crazy thing is there was no way to see that coming. Certainly not by watching the games and paying a bit of attention, that's for sure. #VWFC
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Tremendous composure from Larraz there to not absolutely smash that. #vwfc
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Even the cheerleaders are looking demoralised.
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Not to count my chickens before they hatch but what's the MLS record for biggest road win? #vwfc
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Honestly Emily in Paris (like her account within the story of the show) doesn't even post that good content. I wouldn't follow it.
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Some classic guy remembering going on here.
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My best ever efficiency but not enough Road to 75 ⚽ Daily 2026-08-28 · MLS · 5-3-2 68 pts · Out in the Conference Semifinal 🎯 86% of the best squad · top 1% 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨🟨🟩🟩🟨🟩🟨🟨🟩🟨🟩🟥🟥 🟨🟩🟨🟥🟩🟩🟥🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟩🟩🟩🟥🟩 ⚽ Kamara 20 🏅 Sharpshooter · On a Run 75points.americansocceranalysis.com
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