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Andrew

@wild-andrew.bsky.social
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They/he 🏳️‍🌈. Colorado. We’ll see where this goes. NSFW 🔞

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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 7h
Tell me, how I’m I supposed to get any work done when all I want to do is fantasize about gay sex?
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gm
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
How I should be spending my birthday instead of working
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Happy hump day
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Mornin’
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Did I just just spend $150 on vintage gay porn? Yes. Am I mad at it? Absolutely not.
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head empty twink @theeanxiousgay.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It’s her time.
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Welp, got Pokopia, I am not immune to pokemon propaganda.
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Watching the live action One Piece S2Ep1 and the gasps I’ve gusped for future pay offs
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Me while engaging in gay debauchery: “Wow, I love being gay!”
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I love it when Snapchat gives me flashbacks of nude my friends sent me ☺️
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I’ve finally made it to ep 1000 of One Piece. Please clap
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I fear I have made a blunder. There was glitter in the bath bomb I just used.
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
What is the best version of Roxanne, and why is it the version from Moulin Rouge?
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I’m really doing my best to get this holiday pay and my time and a half. Send help
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Feeling sick today so here’s a pic of me when I was feeling better yesterday
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
You gotta release your inhibitions, and hope that one day they will find their way back to you
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
So he becomes the scarecrow, and then I’m supposed to what… fuck the scarecrow?
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
This time last year I finished the PCT
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
This time last year
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
That time I ran into a hot bear in the middle of the woods along the PCT
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
If my name was Ty I would go around introducing myself like “Hi, I’m Ty, short for Tired”
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Call me “The Box Combo” the way I need more than 4 fingers
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I don’t want to work I just want to kiss boys
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
So iconic.
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Anytime someone comes into work and says they “want to get into waterports” my gay ass has to stop myself from laughing and making a funny comment.
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Cursive wall art that instead of “Live, Laugh, Love” says “Fish, cat piss, KNOTTY PINE”
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Two sleepy spheals (pokemon) on an iceberg with glitter effect and text "due to personal reasons i'll be going to sleep"
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I’m thankful for a friend who I can convince to follow me in the backcountry
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Hiking to a remote hot spring where the views are stunning
A photo of me skinny dipping in a hot spring pool with my ass in full view and a mountain vista in the background
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Chunky Brewster @chunkybrewster.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Happy 10th anniversary of Carly descending the mountain to deliver the Good News of E•MO•TION
Carly descending the mountain to deliver the good news of E•MO•TION and E•MO•TION Side B
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Some photos from my backpacking trip
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I enjoyed my backpacking trip on the solstice. And these made me feel like a woodland fairy 🧚🏽‍♂️
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Had a threesome last night and my bf got this really cute picture of me ☺️
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Bag 4 of Lego Rivendell set and there’s already a missing piece 😭
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The essentials in question.
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Running to the store to get the essentials ✨
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Rewatching old will Ferrell movies and I’ve come to the correct opinion that they are camp. I will not be taking notes
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, there is something inherently slut about a guy in ski clothing
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
How my morning is going 🥰
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Abracadabra is really just the horn of Gondor for gay men at the bar
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Hey question for a friend(not me), what is the grace period we are giving before slashing tires of Teslas
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
To the people who line up in the boarding lane before the plane even gets to the gate: did you do it; did you make it onto the plane first?
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Also a Disney wedding is truly a magical wedding. I wouldn’t do it myself but I’m glad for the experience.
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I made a pact with myself years ago that I wouldn’t leave a dance floor empty at any wedding. And I kept that promise tonight.
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
A steamy #fcf
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Got this lil guy today
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I don’t want to go to work 😩
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
When you get told you were exposed to Covid at work the day before thanksgiving🙃
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Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
We finally finished the tree house last night😊… now where to put it
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