Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 7hTell me, how I’m I supposed to get any work done when all I want to do is fantasize about gay sex? 050
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 07/09/2026How I should be spending my birthday instead of working 2321
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Did I just just spend $150 on vintage gay porn? Yes. Am I mad at it? Absolutely not. 040
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Welp, got Pokopia, I am not immune to pokemon propaganda. 030
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Watching the live action One Piece S2Ep1 and the gasps I’ve gusped for future pay offs 010
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Me while engaging in gay debauchery: “Wow, I love being gay!” 130
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 19/01/2026I love it when Snapchat gives me flashbacks of nude my friends sent me ☺️ 040
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 18/01/2026I’ve finally made it to ep 1000 of One Piece. Please clap 010
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I fear I have made a blunder. There was glitter in the bath bomb I just used. 110
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 03/01/2026What is the best version of Roxanne, and why is it the version from Moulin Rouge? 000
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 02/01/2026I’m really doing my best to get this holiday pay and my time and a half. Send help 140
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Feeling sick today so here’s a pic of me when I was feeling better yesterday 3755
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 16/12/2025You gotta release your inhibitions, and hope that one day they will find their way back to you 020
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 24/11/2025So he becomes the scarecrow, and then I’m supposed to what… fuck the scarecrow? 130
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 01/09/2025That time I ran into a hot bear in the middle of the woods along the PCT 0130
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 31/08/2025If my name was Ty I would go around introducing myself like “Hi, I’m Ty, short for Tired” 120
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Call me “The Box Combo” the way I need more than 4 fingers 130
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Anytime someone comes into work and says they “want to get into waterports” my gay ass has to stop myself from laughing and making a funny comment. 020
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Cursive wall art that instead of “Live, Laugh, Love” says “Fish, cat piss, KNOTTY PINE” 062
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 25/07/2025I’m thankful for a friend who I can convince to follow me in the backcountry 090
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Hiking to a remote hot spring where the views are stunning 2482
Reposted by AndrewChunky Brewster @chunkybrewster.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Happy 10th anniversary of Carly descending the mountain to deliver the Good News of E•MO•TION 016067
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 22/06/2025I enjoyed my backpacking trip on the solstice. And these made me feel like a woodland fairy 🧚🏽♂️ 0260
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Had a threesome last night and my bf got this really cute picture of me ☺️ 1634
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Bag 4 of Lego Rivendell set and there’s already a missing piece 😭 000
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Rewatching old will Ferrell movies and I’ve come to the correct opinion that they are camp. I will not be taking notes 000
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, there is something inherently slut about a guy in ski clothing 000
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Abracadabra is really just the horn of Gondor for gay men at the bar 030
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Hey question for a friend(not me), what is the grace period we are giving before slashing tires of Teslas 120
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 29/12/2024To the people who line up in the boarding lane before the plane even gets to the gate: did you do it; did you make it onto the plane first? 140
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Also a Disney wedding is truly a magical wedding. I wouldn’t do it myself but I’m glad for the experience. 020
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 28/12/2024I made a pact with myself years ago that I wouldn’t leave a dance floor empty at any wedding. And I kept that promise tonight. 180
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 28/11/2024When you get told you were exposed to Covid at work the day before thanksgiving🙃 000
Andrew @wild-andrew.bsky.social · 27/11/2024We finally finished the tree house last night😊… now where to put it 190