WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Sure, Republicans are blaming everything on Biden, but if Democrats take the House and Senate, they plan on blaming their shortcomings on Chester A. Arthur. 100
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 06/10/2026www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...nbcnews.comDennis Hastert says his sex-abuse accuser should return the hush moneyThe disgraced politician says Individual A broke their deal by breaking his silence. 000
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The Democrats must pledge to turn every Trump-owned golf course into a miniature golf course. 100
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 07/09/2026When guillotines are outlawed only outlaws will have guillotines. www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...washingtonpost.comArrest follows sighting of guillotine parked next to the Supreme CourtThe U.S. Capitol Police charged a man from California with carrying a dangerous weapon. 010
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Could have been worse. He could have said "mashed potatoes." 000
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Also, if we want to piss off Trump, refer to all his gold accents as "yellow." 000
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Trump: "There are levels of columns: Corinthian, Doric. And to be honest with you, the White House should have used Corinthian. It’s a luxury house, a house of luxury, and they used Doric, which is not as nice. Maybe I’ll fix that, too.” The White House exterior actually has Ionic columns... 100
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 28/08/2026RFK Jr: "...the weaponization of infectious disease fears for political gain." That's it: I'm demanding a moratorium on the word weaponization. www.politico.com/news/2026/08...politico.comRFK Jr. says Shapiro’s office may have fabricated measles deathsAfter reporting two deaths, Pennsylvania's governor said the health secretary wasn't helping to control the disease's spread. 020
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Has anyone checked in Mar-a-Lago bathrooms for missing munitions? 000
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 31/07/2026He's... cooking the celebrity chefs, isn't he? www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...usatoday.comExclusive: RFK Jr. hosting a new cooking show with celebrity chefsHHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., in an exclusive interview, says he will be 'reintroducing' Americans to cooking again in a new series. 000
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I mean, you can't even order paste at Olive Garden without an i.d. 000
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Jeez, all those former prime ministers have to sleep SOMEWHERE. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...theguardian.comBurnham pledges to end rough sleeping in England in first speech as prime ministerAdditional £340m over three years allocated to get people off the streets ‘at the earliest opportunity’ 000
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 18/07/2026This is just gonna drive up the prices for Kirkland Wildfire Smoke at Costco. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/17/w...nytimes.comTrump Threatens Canada With Tariffs for Wildfire Smoke Over U.S.The president said on Friday in a social media post that Canada was failing to manage its wildfire response as smoke has blanketed U.S. cities including New York and Chicago. 000
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 15/07/2026"Despite"? www.latimes.com/world-nation...latimes.comICE should continue traffic stops despite recent shootings, Trump saysThe suspension was ordered after an ICE officer shot and killed a Colombian driver Monday in Maine and a week after another officer shot and killed a motorist in Houston. 010
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 14/07/2026McConnell staff releases new proof of life photo of the Senator. 000
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Always nice to see the word "risible" out in the wild. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/13/u...nytimes.comJudge Denounces Trump’s I.R.S. Suit as Improper Exercise in Self-DealingThe decision also recommended disciplinary action against the lawyers involved, including the acting attorney general, Todd Blanche. 011
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Then maybe you shouldn't have married into the Lizard People. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...independent.co.ukPrincess of Wales stresses need for ‘human connection’ in digitalised worldKate argues children need to ‘thrive in the world today’ just days after social media ban introduced for under-16s 010
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 20/06/2026The only way to know if someone is a man is if his head looks like a penis. 000
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Wait, you mean this COULD have been an email? www.axios.com/2026/06/13/u...axios.comU.S., Iran expected to "electronically" sign agreement to end war SundayThe deal is expected to end the war in the region and potentially stabilize global energy markets. 010
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 08/06/2026It's okay Kristin, Coppola already did an updated version of Heart of Darkness. 000
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I've just found out that one of his kids is called Gunner. Because of course he is. 000
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Because they don't have enough chairs?reuters.comPope Leo tells 1.2 million crowd in Madrid that God stands with the poorOver a million people filled the streets near one of Madrid's main squares on Sunday to join Pope Leo for an outdoor Mass, likely to be the largest event of his week-long visit to Spain, where the p... 020
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Just because he wants to go to a ballgame doesn't mean they have to let him, right? 010
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I think if he displaces all the remaining musicians, he should at least sing a medley of his favorite Village People songs. No, a medley of ALL the Village People songs. 000
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Life Hack: Raise your children to be people whose wedding you'd actually want to attend. 020
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 22/05/2026That is exactly the face someone makes when they are saying that. 000
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Looking on YouTube for the Goons' Ying Tong Song to respond to this, I found covers by Paul McCartney and by the Muppets. A Sunday well spent. 010
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Our linguistic future: like the Eskimos-have-fifty-names-for-snow thing, but with names for "Oh fuck it's hot." www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comJapan reveals new name for 40C-and-hotter days after blistering summerThe term - kokushobi - translates to "cruelly hot", "brutally hot" or "severely hot", and comes after Japan's hottest summer on record. 000
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Words from a Congressional hearing: "You apparently once cut the penis off a roadkill raccoon". I mean, you know which Cabinet member actually did this, but really, how surprised would you be if it were, say, Hegseth? Or Vance? Or Markwayne Mullin? Or... 120
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Trump keeps saying Iranian leaders have "no cards." But Iranians are more into chess, aren't they? Someone tell Trump he should play chess with an Iranian leader, on television, just to show he can beat them at their national game. I'd watch that. 001
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Has anyone figured out why that picture Trump posted of himself as Jesus had a guy with "Petunia" on his ball cap? 000
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 11/04/2026The dispute about whether Lebanon was part of the US-Iran "cease-fire" might not have arisen if they'd, I don't know, written the fucking thing down. 000
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 02/04/2026"We are going to bring them back to the Stone Ages, where they belong." 000
WIIIAI @wiiiai.bsky.social · 31/03/2026If we all refer to it as Trump's 250th birthday, I'm sure he'll just take it as a compliment. 000