Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 07/07/2025"Never forget, all attractive fictional women are legally married to me and nobody else is allowed to have them." 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 09/06/2025"I think that's a myth? Mascot suits just get really hot. ...At least until they get possessed in a haunted abandoned hotel built on cursed land and terrorize a group of girls doing a live stream. ...The fanservice in that game was pretty nice, though." 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 08/06/2025"I finally know what I want to do with my life. You know the random staff members who are responsible for guiding the person in a mascot suit through the convention center? I want to do that. I want to be able to play around with the mascot and pet them while telling the fans that they can't touch."media.tenor.coma girl in a teddy bear costume stands in a crowded roomALT: a girl in a teddy bear costume stands in a crowded room 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 07/06/2025"Boobs." ...Well, there's Lucia's thought for the week. 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 02/06/2025"Boobs." That's it, that's the pride month post. 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 31/05/2025"...Shortstacks." ...So that's the result of thinking of boobs and thighs at the same time, but... Couldn't she use more words, 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 31/05/2025...Trying to find the start of a roll of duct tape. With malicious intent. 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 31/05/2025...Shooting suction cup darts at Rika's thighs. Not talking about them. 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 31/05/2025"See, now that's something I'd be okay with. I'd die happy." It's the perfect way to die. 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 31/05/2025"Not what I said at all. A boobhat or boob pillow would be nice, but I'm not into that absorption vore stuff." 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 31/05/2025"No, I'm thinking about the ones the size of my head. Maybe bigger." ...dear lord. 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 25/05/2025"Fuck you, Chi-chan- I mean, Skyler." Lucia's a couple of episodes into season 3 and her dislike for Skyler just keeps getting worse and worse. 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 12/04/2025"Anime girls should have a tournament of being my girlfriend." ...how the hell would that even work? 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 10/04/2025"We already have too many people worshipping sports, so no thanks. We don't need more cities trashed over sporting events." 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 10/04/2025"...I mean, it wouldn't be so bad to just let religion die off. Better to do that than start some go kart megachurch." 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 10/04/2025"Oh, that's even worse. They're probably going to just keep making it more and more annoying for the sake of profits and egos, like wrestling. So I'm definitely staying away." Been a while since we gave wrestlers shit. Feels good to get back to that. 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 10/04/2025"...What the fuck. ...I take it back, don't send any shrine maidens my way. I don't want to date anybody involved in stuff that's sure to turn into complete nonsense that will distract from the relationship." 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 10/04/2025"...The hell kind of competition would shrine maidens even have? ...But better than nothing, I guess. Send some my way." 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 10/04/2025"...I do not need magical girl suffering on top of my usual stress and loneliness. But feel free to send me cute shrine maidens." 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 10/04/2025"...I think I need new friends, not just girlfriends. ...But still mostly want girlfriends." 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 09/04/2025"I'm tired of being single and desperate. Send me more anime girls so I can be in a relationship and desperate." 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 08/04/2025"Damn I wish fictional women would acknowledge me." 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 07/04/2025#SeductiveSunday? No, she just gets the sense that she's going to be isekai'd some time this year and wants appropriate clothing for it. But hey, nice thighs. 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 06/04/2025"...You're getting picked up by a flying freak and being turned into a human meat grinder because you didn't learn the lesson the first time that flailing your limbs just causes more damage?" Literally the only thing Lucia knows about Invincible. 010
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 06/04/2025"I wish extroverts adopting introverts was still a thing. My super awesome OCs need attention. ...So do I, but admitting that part is kinda pathetic." 110
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 01/04/2025BadJokesLucia If Thalia can't have her, give her to Lucia. 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 31/03/2025"They're nonsensical bullshit that we both know won't work!" She's swinging Rika like a flail... 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 31/03/2025PUUUUUULLLLLLL! "Because you're being a little shit." 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 31/03/2025"..." She's lifting Rika by the pigtails again... 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 31/03/2025"No. You're going to get us both bankrupt in a federal prison." 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 31/03/2025"Because there are no safety regulations or wrongful death lawsuits in Rollercoaster Tycoon." 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 31/03/2025"The only huge hit we'll get is something snapping loose and flying into the parking lot." 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 31/03/2025"The maintenance costs would still be considerable." 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 31/03/2025"The cost of building materials alone would kill us." 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 31/03/2025"...I was just going to become a landlord and eventually buy a laundromat for a living. Or die trying. But I'm more concerned with making this place fun, and water parks aren't fun. Swimming and slides are only fun for like one minute." 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 31/03/2025"All the more reason to kick that 'busy' excuse in the nuts and make things happen anyway. We don't know when we'll run out of time, so we can't keep wasting what time we do have." 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 31/03/2025"That misery is exactly why we need to keep reality interesting instead of letting it keep being a boring wasteland." 000
Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · 31/03/2025"...We are not turning this into a debate about the definition of fun." 000