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Wiener King

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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 13h
Hell yeah it's a sheet pan dinner. Sausage, gnocchi, tomatoes and kale
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 13h
Also what would help advocates is if they took a stand against quackery. Go after the scammers taking advantage of the desperate people they claim to represent. Protect them from fraud because the deeper the community gets into that, the harder it is to get people to take any of it seriously.
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 17h
Totally not marketing about how their product can protect other companies intellectual property
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 18h
Listen I didn't read the book, my notes for my presentation are just a few pages from a Cliff Notes book, this is the first time I've been exposed to the plot but that's not going to stop me from getting in front of everyone and making them cringe.
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 18h
It reeks of a person who half assed a presentation and is it trying to wing it without reviewing their notes or any rehearsal. I've had two student presentations this year that had that delivery as if ChatGPT summarized the study and this is their first exposure to the topic they're presenting
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 23h
*long pause as she reads what she's supposed to say because it's the first time she's seen it* "... with Venezuela" *sighs*
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 23h
It says "please discuss my appearance so you don't listen to the audio" which isn't a bad strategy
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Never fails that people don't get how insurance works.
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If your own political party is fighting for the right for anyone to own as many guns as possible with no restrictions being able to perfectly execute a spinning elbow or a triangle choke is useless.
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fun fact: In the real world you can kick/knee a downed opponent and eye gouge and there's no referee to step in, give you time to recover and take a point away.
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A blue belt in jiu jitsu doesn't help when the opponent has a gun, and they'll probably end up screwing up choke holds and killing unarmed people.
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They won't courier the doses to the nearest clinic for administration? Feels like the juice would be worth the squeeze to pay a courier because you want to save money by storing centrally to reduce expired med but not inconveniencing the patient to the point they might opt to "wait and see".
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They're also the type that think you can just give a teacher a gun and in the chaos of a school shooting situation they can just take the kid out with no collateral damage or hesitation.
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It happens all the time where people convince themselves they're constantly under assault, hype up some normal thing into a life or death scenario, and just start shooting because it's not like the movies/TV.
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And this type fantasizes that with no training or experience they'll be John Wick, cool and calm despite the adrenaline. But instead they'll see something move and start wildly firing at it and end up shooting a family member.
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If they're lucky flight wins out over fight and they don't accidentally kill their son who is sneaking back in after missing curfew.
abcnews.com
Man fatally shoots son after mistaking him for intruder: Authorities
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And odds are if they're in that situation when the adrenaline kicks in, and they have their gun in hand their fantasy evaporates of being the cool, collected hero. Like this guy who was all ready to protect his property and then accidentally shot a harmless teen in the face.
courthousenews.com
Jury finds Colorado man guilty of illegally discharging a firearm after shooting teen scouting for photos
Brent Metz is charged with felony assault for the shot that hit Jack Howard, a teenager who had been wandering around Metz's picturesque property.
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just like how Aurora was taken over by Venezuelans 🙄 Messaging meant not for people who live there who know it's obvious BS but for Fox News viewers who will take it as fact.
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The days of this gag making sense are long over
static.klipy.com
Homer's Fake Hat Daily Routine
ALT: Homer's Fake Hat Daily Routine
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And the people who aren't impacted if they're going to pay a higher price for soda they're going to get fancy stuff like Olipop
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They retracted their phrasing not the sentiment they think they deserve to die. Also that's not something you can post and hand wave off as "I was just having a bad day"
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me and the boys in the lab have designed a Cheetoh cheese powder that's a thousand times more potent and causes psychosis in 60% in the individuals who consume it. Okay to move forward is your new "Cheese Product Explosion" menu?
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lol I love Eem, always hit them up when I'm in town
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No details yet but will assume he injured it in some scenario that involved him declaring "Hey guys check this out!" before hurting himself.
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Another day of realizing that DSA politicians like affiliating with that organization, want to still be members and agree with their stances. They're likeable people, you want to like them, it's popular to like them but they are who they are no matter how much you claim they're different.
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's a tool originally for campaigns to adjust tactics that has been turned into a way for people to manage their anxiety disorders that are fueled by elections and an inability to cope with any amount of uncertainty.
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They're so close with social media... I think people are more aware that their kids have withdrawn because there are more ways to do that like not texting, excluding from group chats and blocking on social media. Not visiting their parents or only calling them on holidays and birthdays isn't new.
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The insistence of sticking with lethal injection is baffling. Even if this is what I suspect that it's about protecting the executioners' feelings by making it clinical so they can have denial over the fact they're killing someone, it's not even doing that.
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It would be so depressing to go out for a unique dinner experience with a guy who has no interest in the food or the experience and is just counting down to getting repaid. It's like doing a chef's table experience and sitting next to people who are just there for clout, don't care about the food.
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Guessing these are the same people who also whine about how expensive dating is and get big mad when women don't hook up with them because in their head they should be paid back for buying them dinner.
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There's some people who are convinced that everyone by default wants to live in a city and are somehow being tricked to think they don't want that rather than accept some people have different preferences with where they live.
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some people simply don't want to live in an urban setting regardless of the availability of high quality housing there.
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It makes me think about all the people who are currently missing, who just never came home because ICE abducted them.
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Such a crap shoot that the dispatcher would actually send anyone and when they did your cab was free game for anyone so you had to catch it before anyone else does. And the always broken credit card machine that'd magically work if you said "I don't have cash".
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lots of people only know a world where they can scrounge up some form of credit and live in a Fight Club fantasy where you can blow up the credit industry and still borrow as needed. Never crosses their mind what if they had to live only on the balances in their accounts.
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He's eating his salad because he's had back to back meetings all day
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Our pastor at the time was a very old school guy, and was not a personable, sensitive guy which was rough because the guy before him was such a kind guy and awesome with kids.
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On the feast day of St Francis Assisi I brought my chinchilla to be blessed and remember being instructed that animals do not have souls like humans and cannot go to heaven. So yeah they're not going to declare your program is on par with humans.
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's going to be catered by Honey Baked Ham Company, and everyone gets a sandwich and a bag of baked Lays.
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Karen will vote Republican even if she doesn't agree with them 100% of the time
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I like to remind my managers that if I can automate their staff's work to the point that they don't need to audit or manage performances then they don't have a job. Their value is getting people to do tasks correctly when those people would rather be doing something else.
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everyone wants to be the boss and have a say in how things work, most people deeply do not want to be the boss and be responsible for the performance of the people they're overseeing. Under discussed aspect of AI is managers fantasizing it'll erase the need for the latter...
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Before it was just I didn't realize this song exists but I'm moving into never willingly listen to it out of spite because of these articles judging the character of people who never crossed paths with a popular song.
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If I play this song on Spotify once will these articles stop?
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When you watch videos without headphones on a plane there will be consequences.
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dodged the bullet of exposing the children to Pop Tarts
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My Chili's Quesadilla Explosion salad qualifies as a nutritional supplement and should be paid by my FSA 😤
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HSA/FSA working as intended and totally not a cesspit of scams and fraud
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Wiener King @wienerking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
From the commercials this feels like a movie meant for a smaller/niche audience which would work with a smaller budget but it got too large so they had to go aggressive with marketing to try to get as many butts in seats.
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