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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 3h
That Denver defense really, really deserves an offense.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I haven’t watched the last episode of Carrie yet but if it goes the way I fear it might I will be supremely upset.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’m not anti-Flanagan necessarily but I do completely understand why he’s not a lot of people’s bag. Him changing the ending of Hill House to just be like “the house was actually just really sad the whole time, actually” has gotta still be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Will Reichard is singlehandedly keeping me afloat in fantasy ✌️
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Meanwhile the NFL has repeatedly fined and threatened to pull Azeez Al-Shaair from games for putting the names of slain Palestinian children on his eyeblack during games. The NFL is evil.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me, a Broncos fan:
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Man Sweating Profusely
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gavin Newsom isn’t fit to run a kiosk at the mall let alone be president.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I guess before we all start tripping over ourselves to suck off Thomas Massie let’s take a moment to remember he repeatedly voted against making lynching a federal hate crime.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Death, taxes, and the Belichicks being total scum.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As a Broncos fan I am once again here to apologize to the nation. No, I don’t know why the schedule makers insist on putting them in primetime.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Since Carson Wentz sacrificed his body last year just so JJ McCarthy could continue to be ass I think he should be the Vikings starter for the rest of the year by rights.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fuck this motherfucker
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Toddler's Epic Golf Swing Fail
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Still asking about Hasan after weeks of it not working is just absolute lunacy.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Drake Maye dreaming of a distant future where he won’t have to play a game against the Seattle defense.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Glad Kaitlan had Ted on to spew his nonsense. CNN is a waste of everyone’s time and energy.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Rudy Giuliani and Michael Bloomberg literally lied to the population of downtown Manhattan about how poisonous the air was and covered it up for decades. What are even doing?
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Rudy Giuliani said that Zohran should not attend the 25th anniversary commemoration of 9/11 in NYC. I think Rudy Giuliani should attend prison.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Wow the Game of Thrones casting people really knew what they were doing because Kit is Jon Snow i.e. an oblivious moron.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The Fox News graphics that ironically position progressive platforms as something horrifying never get old.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Netflix continues their streak of movies that look like they would be in a Seinfeld episode.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What a fucking asshole
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You’d think that more established actors would steer clear for no other reason than avoiding the inevitable headache and guilt by association that comes with this. Baffling and very disappointing.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
No surprise that Republicans are trying to make covid a thing again to distract from the fact that people are shitting themselves to death, salmonella and e coli are on the rise, measles, polio and whooping cough are coming back, and the administration just made it harder to vaccinate your kids.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
You know the media has virtually nothing when the only thing they can do is ask Abdul to repeatedly denounce something he never said. Absolutely insane.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If you created a venn diagram of people who are stupid as fuck and also racist as fuck it would be a circle.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I guess the real litmus test for Marvel is going to be whether people are back on the MCU train or if people just really, really like Spider-Man.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I’m subsidizing a stupid war that’s driving up the costs of goods I DO use, you fucking knobs.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It sucks so bad that a lot of those Spider-Man profits go to Sony.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
James Carville can fuck off into the sun.
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 29/07/2026
A scene from The Odyssey where Penelope stands before the suitors, but Tim Robinson has been added in. It’s a reference to I Think You Should Leave. Penelope says “Ronnie, I feel like you’re just here for the zip line” and Tim Robinson says “what?”
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Interesting how Fauci us being questioned before congress at a time when our produce isn’t even safe to eat because RFJ Jr. offered up the FDA and CDC as sacrificial lambs to DOGE so he could ride Trump’s coattails to power.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
So fucking pathetic
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Maybe she’ll like Grok’s version better.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
James Carville is gonna do so much screaming propped up in his bed.
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God @thegodshow.com · 27/07/2026
Whether it be Zohran Mamdani or Abdul El-Sayed, the way the establishment nonchalantly kicks into high key screeching Islamophobia whenever a Muslim person runs for public office should be all you need to know about them.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Disney pushing some kind of “Infinity Vision” format bullshit to compensate for DUNE having all the IMAX screens is lowkey pathetic.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
On December 18th I will go to the theater to bid farewell to the Fox X-Men for the 5th time.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I’ve been hot and cold on Nolan throughout his career. Loved some. Really didn’t love some. Totally changed my opinion on others. But I think both Oppenheimer and The Odyssey are both straight-up masterpieces and the man is on an all-timer heater.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
*wet fart noise*
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s so great when genuinely terrible people die
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Maybe if the NYT hadn’t done everything in their power to normalize Trump’s behavior over the last decade they wouldn’t be having this problem.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Captain Kirk: Let Them Die!
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Please fuck all the way off.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Oh wow it’s like when you give people an actual choice in the political process instead always trying to be RepublicanLite you actually win.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
God I fucking hate CNN
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
For as flawed as that script was I give Trevorrow credit for committing to what THE LAST JEDI did and carrying it forward. The script doesn’t spend a significant amount of time trying to erase, ignore, or contradict the previous movie, which makes it better by default.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Michael Bloomberg was court-side. For some context.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
It’s gotta be so exhausting being Trump. The man just has the same six thoughts rattling around in his brain at all times.
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Ryan @whygodwhy1991.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is probably the hottest of takes but out of the three stand-alone Star Wars movies released, THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU is easily my favorite and the one I will rewatch the most.
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