iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Amazing all of these supposedly beneficial technological advancements, how have we still not solved the part of eating a Jolly Rancher where it becomes a sharp, tongue-impaling little sliver of candy at the very end?

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Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My new dentist is almost a decade younger than me, but you’d be proud that I talked myself into being okay with it.

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Liz Shannon Miller @lizshannonmiller.com · 21/09/2026

No plans in the Burbank area tomorrow night? I'm going to be part of this comedy show being put on by my friend @whosthebossk.bsky.social — gonna talk about the year's movies in terms of box office, should be fun! www.purplepass.com/events/38508...

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Say Goodbye to Hollywood - A Celebratory Funeral for the Entertainment Industry

"Say Goodbye to Hollywood" is a live variety / talk show that will look back at what we have loved about this crazy entertainment business, gaze forward at what the future might hold, and celebrate wh...

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Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Wherever I walk around in my neighborhood, I find big metal nails and screws on the ground. I know where they end up (in my tires), but where are they coming from?

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Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

www.purplepass.com/events/38508...

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Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Writing in the bathtub like Bryan Cranston in that movie about Dalton Trumbo (I don’t know if the real Dalton Trumbo actually did this).

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Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

How come there’s no “B” battery? Has anyone ever observed that before?

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Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The best kind of procrastination is when you start doing other chores you’ve been putting off for a while just to avoid doing the current thing you’re putting off.

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Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Pop-culture mystery we’ll never know the answer to now: Why did Dolly Parton pour herself a cup of ambition when coffee would have probably worked just as well?

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Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

When spoken aloud, “I edited it” is one of the most ridiculous-sounding sentences in the English language.

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Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

When I hear the word “utopia” I think of Downtown Burbank’s free parking garages.

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Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Manic breaks and streaks of unbridled creativity must be indistinguishable to those experiencing them.

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Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Our arc in life is to not be afraid anymore. And by our I mean my.

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Nick Tierce @nicktierce.com · 18/08/2026

I know how heartbreaking it is to lose a third space. We're all entering an era that will test our boundaries. Tragic to watch a company founded by artists discard what remains of its legacy in order to repeatedly chase silicon valley snake oil down the drain. Mike renders his pain beautifully.

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Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

“Pain or damage don’t end the world, or despair, or fuckin’ beatings. The world ends when you’re dead. Until then, you’ve got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man… and give some back.” - Ellis Alfred Swearengen

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Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Does anyone else dissociate into a fugue state when they’re scooping cat litter?

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Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Somehow it feels appropriate that a Star Wars / Marvel superheroes crossover written by Kevin Smith is arriving at the end of culture as we know it.

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Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Adulthood realization: the game of Bingo is just a raffle that takes way longer.

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Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

One of the most difficult parts of my job is remembering which venues spell it “theater” and which spell it “theatre” (I guess I don’t have a very difficult job).

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