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Whoreberto Mapplethot

@whoreberto.bsky.social
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A little bit artsy and DIYer. A little bit plant parent. A whole lot queer. 💁‍♀️ he/they 📍Toronto 🇨🇦 🏳️‍🌈 💍 @shoelettuce.bsky.social

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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Turning 37 today. 🥳 That means I get kisses from 37 different bloomfs, right?
Close up selfie looking at the camera with a cheeky expression on my face.
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I haven’t looked at rioting gear websites yet. Are they also 30%off? Or do we just riot with 70% of the effort?
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I felt the same way seeing the ring I bought Nov 5th being 30% off now 😵‍💫🥺
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Mesmerizing. 🤩
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Miles, knitting screaming agony werewolf @queermedieval.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
a world without trans people has never existed and never will
a medieval style digital drawing of an androgynous brown-skinned knight on horseback on a hill, stabbing a long gold spear into a blue dragon on the ground. the knight has a gold halo behind their head and wears a suit of silver armor with a nonbinary flag striped tunic and a trans flag as a cape. their horse is white, with blue tack with trans pride trim. there is black gothic text at the top and bottom of the image reading “A world without trans people has never existed and never will.” there’s an ornate pale blue border around the image, filled with pink and blue scrollwork, gold hearts filled with colorful flowers, a smiley bat, two smiley moles, and two smiling frogs holding up trans flags.
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Watched Wicked For Good and Canada’s Drag Race Premiere in the same night. Being gay is so fun! 💚🩷
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Look who’s talking 😉
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
🥰🥰🥰
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Thursday.
Mirror reflection with contrast lighting in a partially sunlit bedroom. Standing naked, but covered by plants.
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Hope it’s a colour that would match your outfits.
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Every movie I’ve been to recently had people talking throughout it that someone had to tell them to shut up at some point. I really don’t get how that’s so commonplace now 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Oh no, I was trying to save money by skipping it. This is not what I needed to hear. 😂
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Oh! So it’s your fault it’s Monday again? Can you please stop blinking?
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
It’s textured for your pleasure! Think of it as a free exfoliating session. 💁‍♀️
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
That’s very impressive. Congrats! 👏
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Love the looks 😍🥰
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
How silly of me! I forgot to mention I got a new wedding ring.
Close up of naked body in high contrast light. Hand is placed above penis covering it. Sparkling white ring stands out in the shadow.
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I was definitely not God’s favourite angle last night. 😇
Willow pill dressed with an angle tank top (misspelling of “angel”).
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Oh, so now I do know where most of my weight has gone too. Glad to see you making an incredible use of it.
Graph showing a similar total weight change, but as a decline.
Weekly rate: -2.36lbs | 3M total: -30.6lbs
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
So excited that Project Runway Canada starts today! 🤩
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blizz (professional hater) @blizzb3ar.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Today I ringed the bell. I finished my last chemotherapy treatment. Next steps are getting scans done to see the results. But I’m just so happy to be done with this brutal part of the journey. Now please excuse me while I cry to Hayley Williams in my car.
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Them tiddies aren’t flat… They stretch out like mountains to the sky. Sometimes higher!
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
New fear unlocked 😰
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Piece of advice: watch your angles when you’re swallowing cum. Hubby just came inside my mouth and it went all the way out from my nose. Not pleasant a feeling (it stings/burns).
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Afff typo. “box of granola bars”. Whatever. 😖
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Hey Siri, buy “granola box bars”costume with expedited shipping.
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Happiest of birthdays Matthew!! Hope your year is filled with horrors, music, and slutty things!
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Turning 37 in 12 days, so no photo for me. But if I get to 43/44 looking half as a good as you do, I’ll be VERY happy 🤩
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I keep encouraging my hubby to show himself even more. 🤣 I think everyone deserves to find someone who matches their energy, and out of all things to balance when entering a relationship, that should (hopefully) be one of the easier points for people to be comfortable with. 🤞
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Make sure they’re symmetrical when they’re showing you the dots in the mirror. I brushed it off as “I’m paying a lot in this professional piercing studio instead of a mall store” but they’re asymmetrical now which is why I tend to use more hoops/pendant styles as that minimizes it.
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Pros: - moved at a decent pace - story points weren’t super obvious Neutral: - very focused on a single character Cons: - not sure about the ending - no space for growth / reflection - not the kind of story I think we benefit in telling, per se, without adding anything new It felt “ok” to me.
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Pascal P. / A PART « à poil » @pascallappart.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
VINCENT for the latest A PART « à poil » binder - unique Polaroïd artworks by me
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Tonight’s viewing with hubby: Plainclothes (2025)
Movie poster for the movie “Plainclothes”. (Two male figures partially lit in a dark environment)
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Ego Rodriguez @egorodriguez.com · 11/11/2025
Sunblast, behind the scenes. Sketch, values, palette #art #illustration #queerartist
Illustration of a person just bathe in sunlightSketch of the previous illustrationValues applied to the previous illustrationColour palette applied to the values
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Hey! Don’t be nice to me, I’ll cum.
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I can’t do the Blastoise trend. I’m, at most, in my Wartortle era 🥲
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Hubby and I watched “The Astronaut Lovers” (2024).
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Catching up on Bake Off before bed. I’m on S16E09 (Patisserie week).
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Brute&Brawn @bruteandbrawn.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I thought my oc Charlie would be good for this one🐻
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
My butt can always tell when it’s going to snow. There’s a 30% chance it’s already snowing.
Standing naked in the balcony with a green blanket draped just below my butt cheeks. In the background, the view is almost not visible because of the snow and grey skies.
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
🤣 I haven’t tried that yet. Does that make the game easier or harder?
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Thanks Sam! 🥹🥹🥹
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Thank you 🥰🥰
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Thank youuuu 🥰
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Very jealous of your weekend 🤩
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
🫠 thank you 🥹
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Thank you! 🥹🥰
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Attended a work gala event on Thursday. It might look like I won an award, I didn’t. But I did create the award in partnership with a production company. 💕 (and sewed my shirt and altered the suit).
Standing on a pink carpet with a green cutout suit and pink shirt/shoes holding an award.
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BigImpactTO @bigimpactto.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Awrooooo! Happy hallowe’en to all the spooky queers from me and @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social 🌘 #halloween #werewolf #jockstrap
An illustration of me by @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social — I’m a guy with pink hair, a big nose ring and tattoos, standing in front of a mirror at night wearing just a jockstrap, looking at my pink tail. There’s a window behind me with a full moon shining in.
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Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Happy belated birthday cutie pie! Hope you had an awesome day! 😘
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