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Evelyn

@whocouldsay.bsky.social
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If I have to see one more computer I'm gonna scream

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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Breaking bold new ground here, but I think the incentives of social media might have some problems
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Liberals talking about Mao is so annoying. The one thing you can't actually argue is that life expectancy jumped way up and you've picked that. Lke please there are so many actual things you could be mad at Mao about pick literally any of them
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Funny that all of the guys who wanna structure society around the Chinese room are afraid of the room being Chinese
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It is kinda funny that Dems never consider that people might have this attitude
Tweet with a photo of propane tank strapped to a bike with the caption "People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins.

It doesn't have to be like that. We can _both_ lose."
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The regional accent thing that is always the most surprising to me isn't that other places have weird phrases or anything it's that we're one of the few places without the cot-caught merger
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Cars can tell when you think a job will be quick and easy and they sure do love to punish hubris
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What a miserable week lmao
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
So ignoring the first 500 stupidest things about this, you really do have to be the world's biggest moron to argue the necessity of nuking cities to defeat the fascist government of Japan in particular because the same fucking guys just got left in power and their partly is still in power
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Saw a video of someone flying their 1/16th scale An-225 and it's so neat that jet engines are simple enough that you can put tiny ones on a rc plane
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Incredibly funny watching Reena tilt out of her God damn mind and just chain lose for 15 minutes at the ff9 optional card game
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Man I don't like it when Michigan is important in national politics, everyone is so annoying and our already considerable list of freaks(derogatory) gets new additions
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My mortal enemy is the guy at my Internet provider who told me like 5 months ago he was going to fix the duplicate account issue that happened when I moved and move my payments to the new account and then just didn't do anything???
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It's always so baffling to be reading something from someone who's clearly well read with an interesting opinion and just see their brain short circuit around anything related to communism. Like dog you just were talking about dialectics I don't believe you are incapable of understanding Lenin
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'm tired, my head hurts, and I'm incredibly behind on my homework, but I did manage to fix our broken AC unit(at least temporarily) so it's at least been a somewhat productive day
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It's so fucking wild to see your landlord put in writing that they are considering illegal retaliation against one of your neighbors
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🇵🇸 reena doeblessings 🦌🪽 @doeblessings.itch.io · 02/07/2026
Not my amazing digital circus not my amazing digital monkeys
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I gotta be real man if you're currently getting annoyed at a trans woman for not loving sports in the us you should probably just shut the fuck up instead of posting a snide thing about her
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Gotta be honest, getting completely ignored after an interview at the same time as all this is not making me feel great
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Impossible to overstate how good it is that birthright citizenship survives, but the clear language of the constitution only being 5-3 with Kavanaugh dancing around in the middle is the most obvious example you could ask for that the court as it currently exists is broken beyond repair.
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The upside of a double Kavanaugh opinion day is you don't have to bother slogging through his opinions, you can just assume it's both bad and incredibly poorly reasoned and go about your day
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Watched some iron chef and one of the judge looks like the guy who reviews burgers while talking like jfk
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Not good enough politics to be an exciting choice, too racist to be a lesser evil, and too stupid to be the amoral pragmatist pick. Truly the one primary candidate with nothing to offer
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Fuck man my breaker bar broke today, it's not supposed to do that
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The person at Buick who decided to use torque to yield instead of just normal bolts for brake caliper mounting owes me $50 and 2 hours of my life back
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Just finished Annihilation, fun book. It's been a while since I read through a book in one sitting and I had kinda forgotten what a nice experience that is
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Happy pride to the woman who gave us free entry to the maritime museum that was very nice of you and the stealing valor bit was extremely funny
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It's so interesting to see that 'campist' seems to have overtaken 'tankie' in things people say when they're upset that someone hasn't included sufficient criticism of a us enemy in their criticism of the us
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
God having work brain is so annoying with these classes. I keep feeling like the professor is gonna act like an asshole boss instead of someone who's there to help me learn
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Watched John wick 4 with Reena. I think they probably should have considered making a movie that was good instead of really mediocre
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Maybe it's just because I had a decent amount of exposure to enterprise cloud billing at my last job, but the idea that any company is paying usage based billing with no controls, not even getting into the ai part of this, is bananas
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vince renee @faggydog.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
coco and her 1 year old son are sleeping in her car. all donations will go toward booking a hotel room and gas for her car. please please keep sharing this and please donate if you are able to. www.gofundme.com/f/coco-cover...
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Donate to Help Coco survive homelessness, organized by Vince Renee
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Ok my computer restarted in the middle of my interview, but they seemed pretty understanding about it so hopefully that's the one bad thing that will happen
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Very glad that the sc has found the exact day that counts as too close to an election, a standard I'm sure they'll stick to in the future
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Been 8 months since bottom surgery and it honestly feels like one of the best decisions I've ever made
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vince renee @faggydog.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
coco has lost her job and is losing her housing on June 1st. she is at the end of her rope and has no money and nowhere to go. please share this gfm and please consider donating. I don't know what to do or how to help her
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
It's really neat to be sent multiple letters telling me I qualify for health insurance just to receive a new letter telling me to get fucked.
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I think I'm just going to commit to sending angry messages to every company that ever does something like this to me. It will do literally nothing but it feels crazy to me that this has become the way job applications work now
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Not to get all Professionalism on here, but running late to a meeting someone else put on my schedule at the last possible second makes me feel like the worlds biggest fuck up. I genuinely cannot comprehend scheduling a meeting 5 days out and then purposely not showing up without saying anything.
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Lmao lmao lmao they took down the job posting
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The interview I was supposed to have never called me. I'm gonna scream.
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Oh my God it is so hot
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Wait is this the Iraq guy or do we just happen to have two separate penile implant guys running around?
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Nvm I'm a genius. Strategicly letting them kick my ass worked like a charm. I'm God's most special daughter and I'll never die
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Applying to jobs I'm well qualified for is so depressing. I can at least tell myself that it's fine and I was missing experience when I don't hear back on other ones
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
It rules that one of the main antagonists of Escaflowne is an evil prideful tboy who got that way because Issac Newton (yes that one) kidnapped him to do "Fate Alteration Experiments"
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
More like Pary Geters
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
It's extremely obvious that it would happen, but going back to something you spent an enormous amount of time learning when you were younger after not having touched it for a decade and just breezing right past where you're currently at with things you're trying to learn now is a bit annoying lol
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Miscommunicated with the wargame gm about the terrain and now instead of being shielded by a river as they try to cross a bridge I'm the one attacking across the river into an army 2x my size
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Evelyn @whocouldsay.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Reena stopped cuddling when we were in bed together to try to workshop a tweet about air bud being the same as extraordinary rendition
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in the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
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