Derick @whoaitsderick.bsky.social · 09/12/2024You know what REALLY won’t go well with those S. dots??? A prison jumpsuit 😭 000
Derick @whoaitsderick.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Jay Z, R Kelly, AND Diddy that prison talent show about to feel like Summer Jam ‘98 010
Derick @whoaitsderick.bsky.social · 09/12/2024They about to give him 4:44 years in a maximum security Penitentiary 000
Derick @whoaitsderick.bsky.social · 09/12/2024[me testifying against Shawn Carter] ..AND He made a duo album with R. Kelly so make sure y’all add a couple more charges 000
Derick @whoaitsderick.bsky.social · 09/12/2024*Gasp* a man that sold CRACK to his neighbors and friends for 10 years is also a PREDATOR??? 000
Derick @whoaitsderick.bsky.social · 09/12/2024the BluePrint came out in 2001 so that means Jay-Z was doing all that BEFORE he was JAY-Z The fame/money didn’t turn him into a deviant Shawn Carter was just like that 000
Derick @whoaitsderick.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Had a bacon sandwich and Zapp’s voodoo chips at 3:16am last night and aye man my tastebuds may not be over 30 but my stomach DEFINITELY is😓 000
Derick @whoaitsderick.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Jay-Z should’ve just let lil Wayne play at the Super Bowl 😂😂😂 010
Derick @whoaitsderick.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Asked the bartender for a tequila and soda and he said “lemme guess, casamigos?” dawg I’m wearing VANS, pass me the LUNAZUL before I get mad 😡 000
Derick @whoaitsderick.bsky.social · 05/12/2024When you in the top 0.001% of listeners you should be able to go to their birthday party 000
Derick @whoaitsderick.bsky.social · 05/12/2024[After watching the movie and Broadway play] So the wicked witch just can’t shower EVER?? 000
Derick @whoaitsderick.bsky.social · 05/12/2024maaaaan I’m about to Squabble Up with Kendrick over these ticket prices 😭 010
Reposted by DerickDerick @whoaitsderick.bsky.social · 19/11/2024[derogatorily] I bet you’re still on Twitter 051
Derick @whoaitsderick.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I tried to put the Group chat on to that new Lil Nas X single and them boys didn’t respond for a full 18 hours lmaoo😭😭😭 000
Reposted by Derickrongwa @mooooooooobitch.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I meannnnnnmedia.tenor.coma baby with white eyes is making a funny face while looking at the camera .ALT: a baby with white eyes is making a funny face while looking at the camera . 011
Derick @whoaitsderick.bsky.social · 19/11/2024going to the club in this new Batman universe sounds scary as hell. Imagine you buy a hookah and now you in the section TRIPPING because Scarecrow sprinkled fear toxin in the coals 😭 000
