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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Patient got upset with me this week for asking questions about their sexual history when they checked in for STD testing

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Kitty Forman Desperately Pouring a Drink

ALT: Kitty Forman Desperately Pouring a Drink

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Nah, we still have STDs, UTIs, back pain, allergies, etc. never mind mind the antivaxxers who won’t take it 😂

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

When you are reading the ER note and the physician says the outpatient NP misread the EKG but you’re that NP

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Homer Simpson Retreats into a Bush

ALT: Homer Simpson Retreats into a Bush

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

I don’t get all the complaining. Can’t they just ignore this movie? Just like they’re ignoring how crappy a job their orange leader is doing?

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I rarely claim to speak for all women, but in this case I feel confident in saying that NONE of use want this

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I ordered a 6 shot latte once and they called all the staff over when I picked it up so they could prove it wasn’t a prank 😂

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Nothing like having to block your mom before Mother’s Day 🙃 #narcisistmom

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Also the anniversary of the columbine massacre 😬. Hope she has a good birthday though!

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

I hung up and contacted Door Dash directly and they confirmed it was a scam and that my order had not been affected. They gave me a credit for the inconvenience but my order arrived on time as planned and I reset passwords of course. Be cautious!

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Scam alert! I ordered from Door Dash tonight and received a phone call about 20 minutes later allegedly from the restaurant I ordered from. The person speaking said they were having issues with Door Dash and that the needed my “information” (credit card) to complete the order.

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Disappointed that Sinners didn’t win best picture, but a great night for the horror movie genre. Very proud of Amy Madigan and Michael B Jordan for their wins!

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Kind of mad at those mannequins for not petting him

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Took the time to create a smart phrase in Epic called “hate colace”

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

If colace has no haters than I am dead

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Tough loss Pats. Was a great season and very proud of the team, especially Coach Vrabel

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Back to the Super Bowl! A small ray of hope in an otherwise dismal world

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

AFC championship here we come!!!! #GoPats

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Hey fellow healthcare workers, we all knew there were going to be maggots under that cast right 😆 #ThePitt

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Massachusetts should withhold our federal tax dollars then

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Pats win!!!!! Let’s go!!!!!!!

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

THERE IS AN NP ON THE PITT THIS SEASON 👏🏻

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Anyone who has multiple cognitive exams within a year should not be president

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Had to pick a new PCP since mine was moved to a location 40 minutes away. My husband likes his practice so he gave me the list of providers there. The NP who went there was my classmate 16 years ago. Very tempted to schedule with her so we can catch up 😂

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

I’m dead on the inside, does that count?

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

✅ successfully avoided getting the flu before Christmas despite working in urgent care. My flu shot/N95 were working overtime

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Love your daughter’s shirt 👏🏻

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Donte threaten us with a good time mister speaker

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Do you guys (who are old enough) remember that episode of ER where Dr. Greene goes out to the waiting room and tells everyone they likely have the flu and to go home and rest because there is nothing he can do? I’m not quite there yet, but I’m close

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Always a STEMI to spice things up 😆

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

I know it will never happen, but man, Bill Skarsgard deserves and Emmy nomination for his performance of Pennywise in Welcome to Derry

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Literally reading this after discharging someone with the flu 😷

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

I guess they’ll be making suboxone free and easily accessible then?

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Yes! It’s so good. The child actors are amazing

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

For the first time in 17 years of working in healthcare, I did not feel safe walking to my car alone because a patient chased me and threatened me. I guess I had a good run

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Fortunately our town hosted vaccine clinics for both Covid and flu this year because our pediatrician’s office and my own clinic weren’t giving the COVID vaccines to kids 😫. Next year at least both my kids will be old enough to get vaccinated at a pharmacy

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

I support your rage. Also a pandemic healthcare worker and was pregnant end of 2020 to 2021. I received the vaccines in my first trimester because I believed the science. I did not contract COVID while seeing COVID19 patients then. To undermine the effectiveness of these vaccines is criminal

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

It started at the exact moment my kids started decorating the Christmas tree 🎄

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

I’m currently on antibiotics for sinusitis and that has improved tremendously (yay modern medicine). I do however now have bubble guts. I’ve been an urgent care NP for 13 years and I still cannot understand people who beg for antibiotics for everything. Do they like having diarrhea?

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Renewed all my licenses today (RN/NP/controlled substances) and there was a survey at the end and I had to select how long I’ve been an NP. Clicking that 16-20 years box shook me to my core 😳

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

I have the worst sinusitis and now I can’t hear out of my right ear. I’ve tried everything to get my ear to pop and nothing is working please someone help 😭

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Men aren’t lonely enough, we can do better

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Happy #NPweek to all my fellow NPs. Letting you know since I literally just found out about it myself 😂

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most 😆

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

I have a patient with osteomyelitis of a finger, all surgeons who have seen her agree the finger needs to be amputated. But they keep discharging her from the hospital WITHOUT AMPUTATING THE FINGER

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Had a patient yell at me today for trying to take his sexual history. He checked in for STD testing. Stuff like this makes me want to quit on the spot

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Same from us in Massachusetts

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