James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2025This should not be possible. Bad algorithm. No cookie. (see alt) 011
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Combine (the names of) two foods to make a synergistically even worse food. Example: Salmon + Nilla wafers Salmon nilla wafers would be awful, but salmonella wafers would be the true worst. 000
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 26/09/2025I got an Apple Watch to basically just use as a backup phone for when I want to escape from my phone, and poking at it, it feels very close to the "iPhone Nano" that I want. 64 gigabytes, so it can hold as much music as my first iPod. Make calls, text, and not much else. One handed interface. 110
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 21/09/2025I may never get over the irony that writing and/or singing about being poor is considered one of the main ways to become rich in this society. 020
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2025In an abstract way, I’m happy for the celebrity I like getting yet another Emmy Award. On the other hand, really, how meaningful is an award that gets given to the same dozen people over and over again? It’s not as though “best late night network talk show” is a wide and growing competitive field. 100
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2025I toyed with my Deepseek instance asking whether it could give me ideas for my crime novel about how bad guys might set up a false flag in terms of evidence planting, because the article saying "the bullets said transgender and antifa on them" seemed to implausible. It refused to help. 100
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 13/09/2025The podcasters and proud boys running the FBI couldn't tell the difference between ammunition brand markings and "transgender ideology." This is our national leadership today. 140
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 13/09/2025The next time someone tells me to check Youtube for something I'm gonna respond asking if they have a better source for accurate and non-manipulative information, like maybe tiktok or idk, pornhub? Our society has collapsed. The majority of the population has no access to verifiable reality. 020
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2025The Charlie Kirk thing is legitimately sad and tragic for all involved parties. I truly don't get it because every time he spoke it was hateful, infuriating crap, a mix of outright lies and misinformation, and yet apparently there were people who legitimately liked him and thought he was a Christian 130
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Watching the "Everyone's a Vulcan" episode of SNW and it occurs to me that Vulcans are essentially autistic people who develop intense discipline as an adaptive strategy to deal with overwhelming emotions and sensitivities. I have always identified with these characters, too. 052
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I often wonder if the key to happiness is simply letting go of ideals and grandiose ideas to just accept the world around you and the hand you are dealt. 110
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 10/09/2025with no identity of the shooter etc, is there any evidence whatsoever to suggest that Charlie Kirk was killed for political motivation and not just by one of his many regular enemies? 220
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 10/09/2025So, I finally found the "everyone who opposes genocide is an antisemite" side of Bluesky and it's kind of even worse than the other side? About ready to leave this platform and accept that Trumpism is actually what the left wants as well, by least common denominator consensus. 340
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 10/09/2025I know the standard joke is "space heater" but with a slow circulating breeze of about the temperature of a cup of coffee steadily wafting, it makes a pretty decent sock dryer too. 020
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Mansplaining is bad, and comes down to a gendered situation of a less knowledgable person talking down to someone who is actually more knowledgable. Discourse on this is mostly gendered. But apart from gender, what is real protocol? How do you navigate knowledge level ambiguity? Avoid talking down? 120
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 07/09/2025I hate when I have to agree with Rand Paul. Stopped clock and all that. I did not have "Rand Paul becomes one of the more sensible Republicans pushing back against fascism" on my 2025 bingo card. 020
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 07/09/2025I don't know why this Hyundai story isn't trending more. Trump made a deal with Hyundai to expand a factory, and then raided that factory arresting the Korean workers… building a factory for americans to work in. Parable of the tortoise and scorpion? 120
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Going at a literal snails pace, finishing about ten feet of this french drain per day. Just as i'm saying "the hard part is done" I realize the last stretch is a lot hairier to work in than I realized earlier. And I'd really like to pull some more of the dirt down off the house. so (alt) 010
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Fun fact: It's actually not against the law to use hot dog buns for other kinds of sandwiches. Reimagined breakfast sandwich shaped to resemble a chili dog, with pesto rosso thick sliced bacon, and fried egg on a Dollar General hot dog bun. 000
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Can someone explain to me how "People have a right to make their own decisions, informed decisions. What you put into your body is because of your relationship with your body and your god. I don’t have that right. Government does not have that right" squares with GOP opposition to trans healthcare? 010
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 03/09/2025I'm lately obsessed more than usual with spoonerisms and trying to invent meanings for them. Chicken nuggets => nick and chug its? New soft drink to accompany easy chicken? Calendar spam... spa lender cam? We're just imagining a theme of linguistically silly villains now. 020
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 03/09/2025European jazz never took off because nobody wants to buy albums from Kilometers Davis or John Windmilltrane. 020
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Funny how we are already on a shutdown fight after the last bit of legislation was called "one big beautiful bill" meant to solve that problem for years but oh I guess "meeting basic constitutional obligations of congress" didn't make the cut for priorities in that 1000+ page boondoggle. 030
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 01/09/2025continuing my holiday tradition of avoiding all public and recreational spaces for fear of running into people having fun. looking forward to kayaking tomorrow afternoon with the river to myself. 020
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 31/08/2025software request: Anyone know a good iOS text editor app with a character and word counter, that isn't quite as bloated or expensive as Microsoft office? 300
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Ship to store is the dumbest thing ever. Worst of both worlds. I either want to drive to the store and have the thing this very hour, or have it shipped to my house. Why would I want to wait five or six days and still have to drive to a store? Waste of time and energy. 230
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 30/08/2025This seems like a very shortsighted strategy. Yes, technically there are more red states than blue, but to do the same in blue states as well - the natural response - would be much worse for GOP. They only win on this if we are foolish enough to insist on "morally high grounded" self-harm. 010
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Finding a cheap Mac Pro allowed me to set my bedroom corner up as a themed area of cylindrical objects. Roomba, air purifier, and everything on the shelf are all cylinders. I wonder if I can find a cylindrical Thunderbolt drive enclosure. 010
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Internet journalists of the 1990s were ahead of their time when they realized that nobody needs MAGA and thus was born "zines" 000
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 27/08/2025I drive like a fighter pilot which is to say, in my twenties I drove very aggressively with a lot of hard cornering and now that i'm out of the military, doing civilian work, like there are 120 people sitting behind me who will complain to my boss if I spill their drink. 020
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Garmin makes a lot of great hardware. But to make a device automatically power on when connected to a charger, and not automatically power back off when disconnected, is a really really dumb design flaw. Worse still, there's no way to power it off without touchscreen menus. 200
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 27/08/2025At first, I “took personally” every block on here. Internalized that to have offended someone like that, either I was rude or I hold a “bad” opinion that I need to revise. Now I see them with a sense of relief, that usually they are just people uninterested in good faith discussions, disengaging. 020
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 27/08/2025There is something just inherently weak and sad about a wealthy, successful man feeling a deep need for external propaganda to "protect" his family from knowledge of the existence of LGBTQ people. I used to respect this guy but maybe I was an idiot. 000
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 25/08/2025apple.news/A2x1mL1jvRHa... Dang, this is really impressive. Mercedes just set a record of driving an EV more than 3000 miles a day - with super fast charging - for over a week straight. At that pace, you burn through most battery warranties in under a month. Charging faster than a gas pump. 010
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 24/08/2025if i ever get on a dating app again ill probably make my profile something like "stay at home dog dad with full custody, slight habit of practicing law to fund bad habits like kayaking and travel. But seriously, I work hard so my dog can be happier than me." 020
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 24/08/2025I hate how I so desperately crave conversation for the sake of the feeling of human connection that I fall into the most pointless and hostile discussions, on web sites like this and Facebook that are essentially designed around such things. If I could delete my social cravings I wouldn't be here. 010
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Sudoku: seating charts for parties of people who don't get along, as a math game 010
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 23/08/2025this is a good one from @zachweinersmith.bsky.social www.smbc-comics.com/comic/annihi...smbc-comics.comSaturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - AnnihilateSaturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Annihilate 000
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Trump is nationalizing Intel? Isn't it literally socialism when the state owns the means of production? 030
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Is "faith" the key to all the broken things? Not religious faith, but faith in each other and in ourselves. How can lost faith be restored? (Faith as a component of social construction) 110
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 22/08/2025I'm rewatching The Matrix and honestly it's making me long for an "ai fast forward button" to just skip boring stuff like fight sequences and sex scenes and just jump to where the plot and dialogue resume. 100
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Admittedly, I pay attention to my blocks. It's not that I want to never say anything that anyone takes offense to, but I want to know what is "broadly offensive" as that is useful feedback. Peer feedback is really at the core of human morality. But it's troublesome when I can't remotely figure out… 100
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Why in the year 2025 do I, an owner of an iPhone on America's most popular wireless carrier, not have the ability to require a caller to confirm their validity before leaving a voicemail? I want my voicemail system to say "press (int(rnd*10) to confirm you are human before recording a message." 051
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Shit like this makes me feel very weird about my own life goals and the nexus between my values and those goals. More in alt text. 120
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 20/08/2025who would have thought that the hardest regret of my youth to overcome would not be anything to do with sex or romance or careers but simply the choice to sign up for Gmail 000
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 20/08/2025If it takes 40 hours of small talk and safe shared presence to build trust with a stranger, what does it take to rebuild it with a family member? 100
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 20/08/2025The case I won today was another "last resort" hard case, one that other attorneys turned down as impossible and I set reasonable expectations. These are the wins that feel the best, when I know I really earned it and made a difference that others would not have made. 010
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 18/08/2025i just played "common people" by Pulp/Shatner because it felt right for my rotten mood and now i feel that much shittier because i'm reminded that most people are even worse off. 000
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Solving problems feels good. But why does it seem like the good feeling of solving rarely matches the bad feelings during the problem? Was thinking this for debt but it's in general. feels good to pay a debt to zero but is it worth the many months of feeling the opposite on seeing the statement? 010
James @whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social · 18/08/2025up late because the drama person in my family just gave me an epiphany about my parents’ big parenting failure when I was 12, and realizing they really were on the right basic track and just got a lot of bad advice. Someone actually did notice my childhood trauma back then, but only peripherally. 210