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Comrade Cletus

@whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social
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Woke Ron Swanson. Teaching my kids empathy and positive masculinity. Free lessons for MAGAs that think their peepee makes them a man.

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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 6h
He spends more time worrying about dudes looks than any gay man I’ve ever met.
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 9h
My maga coworker said she doesn’t care if kid’s get SA’d as long as they aren’t hers. She literally said it out loud.
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 16h
Maggots go from smug dipshits to looking at the floor like pathetic losers in about 15 feet.
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had a great uncle call Trump a Nazi in 2015. His nazi experience included a number tattoo.
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mormons, religious fundamentalists in general, kids who like drugs and their parents know? I should have been better supervised to a degree
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Who’s letting their 5 year old run feral?
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My congressman won’t say r*ping kids is wrong
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Reminder: Voter registration deadlines are hitting TODAY, October 5, in Arizona, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Montana, Ohio, Tennessee, and Texas. Please make sure you’re registered to vote!
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pretend 1st gen hood ornament on the 2nd gen. I think this made my peepee bigger. #cummins #itssmall
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If I had a dollar for every trans ncaa athlete, I couldn’t buy a gallon of diesel
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So we’re bringing back radium water?
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of my coworkers got some piece of shit to admit she only cared if HER kids got raped Then she literally cried to the boss about the mean lib who’s “where’s your line with Trump” escalated to “do you care he protects pedos” They truly do not care.
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I keep reminding myself what’s going to happen to Florida with sea level rise.
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They need host really turned a bunch of strong warriors into low T losers. That was quick
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Inherited my dad’s old table saw and he ground off the blade guard mount. He was a shop teacher. I guess that explains his, and one of his students missing fingers. Stupid boomer.
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If I had a dollar for every trans NCAA athlete, I still couldn’t buy a gallon of diesel
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every time maga whines about the libs.
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ALT: Becklo Becklophoto
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m having hard giving a shit about parents who voted for this. My empathy tank is running low and saved for kids and LGBT folks.
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Feral horse. They do so much damage.
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m dumb as rocks, but I know that my wife would be pregnant yesterday if “childcare” was no longer a line in our budget.
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s cute! “I wish it was different” Hope in one hand, shit in the other, when one fills up, start clapping.
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I had a dollar for every trans women in college sports, I still couldn’t buy a gallon of diesel for my truck.
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No, it’s because ranchers and farmers can get to work and do their jobs with petroleum products in the absence of a currently viable alternative. I wonder what it’s like being so stupid you think everyone should move to the city and ranch hands can go fuck themselves.
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cool story? We shouldn’t.
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You don’t think a subway is a train or rail. You also seem to think there is 1 train we get to choose and all trains are same. You’re stupid
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And I suggested subways as a single solution when?
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.trainhistory.net/train-facts/... Best of luck with yourself
trainhistory.net
Types of Trains, Locomotives and Rails
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You want to eliminate food in your plates? Nothing you’re suggesting is legitimate policy, only a tantrum. If you want to save the earth, stop eating. Until then, I’ll use a nuanced approach and understand things take time and transitional persons exist. You’re a dipshit.
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You’re a special kind of simple.
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Light RAIL. Operative word, rail. Ever hear of a subway TRAIN. It’s a train, and if you disagree, you’re fucking stupid.
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Still pretending subway TRAINS don’t exist? Or are they not trains? Cars don’t hit people and cause mobility issues? FFS you’re next level. Your argument hinges on subway trains not existing…….. in its entirety. You know what has limited access to tracks? You clearly don’t, it’s a subway.
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You’re silly. You don’t even know what a train is, and you seem to not understand that electricity only is a great way to power trains. Surface street “light rail” is also a nightmare for cyclists. So sketchy. I did the hipster bike job with no brakes in SF, and I know what a train is.
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A subway is categorically a train. Light rail is categorically a train. Silent cars are way more hazardous than noise for cyclists. Tinnitus ain’t shit compared to my concussion. Please explain how light RAIL isn’t a RAIL line Half of Europe’s train grid is electric, which also helps with noise.
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think it’s less then you assume. Myself and probably half my engineer friends listen to WTYP
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You’re a fucking clown who doesn’t want eat food.
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trains work great in cities, they put them underground. Bike + train = win. You’re unserious. Tracks are narrower and Han roads Noisy is safe, silent isnt. I like to hear traffic Bikes don’t belong with cars. we need protected cycle lanes and through traffic diversions for cars. I’m a cyclist…
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So you eliminate the tax…… but with extra steps of welfare? Just keep loathe tax and move the burden to the rich
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So who’s gonna grow our food? Cut our timber? Mine the rare earth minerals we need? Who’s gonna raise the cows? You can’t be serious. Wanna know why rural people think you’re an arrogant jackass who doesn’t understand how things like farming work? It’s cause they’re right
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My ethics teacher taught us how to properly hold a fork and knife at a business dinner. “Engineering ethics, communication, and societal integration” She spent the entire semester showing us how to be functioning humans and no neck beards. Fuck her.
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just didn’t have time for much else. History is cool (got half the degree) To cover some history and 100% of the undergrad classes offered, I’d have needed 2 or 3 more years.
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love how you’re ignoring people that don’t live in cities. Streaming “use other options” is cute when there aren’t any. Your takes are shit, and you’re a joke
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You need to make public transit an option BEFORE forcing poor rural people trying to get to work to pay more in gas tax. Or all regressive taxes are bad, and we just need to triple down on good public transit.
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m literally suggesting polyurethane bushings for suspension. It’s like skateboard wheels. The kit is like $200. Crawlers use heims, expensive and not ideal on road. Every 90s jeep/ram owner will learn front end woes. Happen to have specific knowledge, not being a prick.
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Best of luck! “is moog good?” isn’t a “I’m doing the rubicon” question. Nothing in suggesting is “four wheeler” whatever. Have fun with the the death wobble. I won’t bother you with what it took my ram to drive strait.
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You’ll never fix that front end with moog, just a bandaid. Get poly bushings where possible. You’re fighting hot garbage for a front end. Panhard bar is probably an issue I literally worked for the guy responsible for the XJ, TJ, and ram front end problems in that era. Was automotive engineer
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They’re notorious for overheating and failing. The transmission uses a belt instead of gears.
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That’s 11% of American Jews, and Hasidic ones often don’t vote.
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The way to discourage driving is to make public transit and pedestrian/ cycle available. Taxing poor people that live on 5 acres in the middle of nowhere to convince them just not drive doesn’t work at all.
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is, and has largely been, the position of most practicing Jews in the US
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Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You’re a fucking dipshit who’s gonna intentionally ignoring rural people and intentionally ignoring the part where I say “we need more taxes in other places” Seriously, shut the fuck up, you’re the reason rednecks hate libs.
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