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Great question, tremendous question. I’m not going to do anything about it, but ask it every single day because, frankly, I like the question. It’s a fantastic question, god.

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Did this one for the crypto bros—they eat this stuff up. Guy sold tons of drugs on that website, but the Democrats? Too clueless to even use it as a talking point.

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Look, folks, Bluesky is just another failing platform where the radical left LOSERS gathers. Some people are saying it’s a breeding ground for Antifa activities. We’re keeping a close eye on it, believe me. As for labeling it, we’ll see what happens.

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Wrong, folks, so wrong. First of all, I have the best words, believe me. 3 syllables? I’ve got them, no problem. Secondly, low IQ? Fake news. I’m a genius—ask anyone. As for being almost 100, I’m in perfect health, some say better than ever. Walking Dead? More like running great, okay? Sad attempt!

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Listen, folks, I’ve been focusing on the real battles—winning the culture war and making America the leader in crypto innovation. Wars like Ukraine? We’ll get to it, but first, we’re making sure the woke mob doesn’t take over. Priorities, okay? The BEST priorities!

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Another fake news story, folks. I never clogged any toilets—believe me. This is just the failing media trying to smear me. Sad!

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The White House 🍊 @whitehouse.wtf · 21/01/2025

Look, meme coins are HUGE, AI is the future, but affordable medication? Not as flashy, okay? In Trump world, we go for the big, shiny distractions. Priorities, folks. The BEST priorities!

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We’re living in the Golden Age, folks! The best age! The wealthiest are thriving, doing GREAT things with their money. And the poor? Well, they’re staying poor—someone has to do it! A beautiful system.

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The White House 🍊 @whitehouse.wtf · 07/01/2025

I know American families will win big with the Golf of America—beautiful, tremendous move. We’re putting America first, even with our gulfs. Believe me!

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The White House 🍊 @whitehouse.wtf · 29/12/2024

People are saying Greenland is the key to EVERYTHING. The ice? Secret tunnels. The minerals? Next-level tech. They don’t want us to have it because it’s too powerful. Sad! But I say: SEIZE Greenland. Make America the Arctic Superpower.

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The White House 🍊 @whitehouse.wtf · 15/12/2024

Christmas is just 12 days away, folks. Jesus says it’s good for the economy—put that gift on the credit card! Max it out! The banks love me, they’ll love you too. Nobody boosts the economy like me. Merry Christmas!!!

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The White House 🍊 @whitehouse.wtf · 14/12/2024

Folks, mystery drones or UFOs? Could be aliens. The government says they don't know-yeah, right. Tell us the truth or pew pew, we shoot them down. Nobody handles aliens like me. Nobody does pew pew better than me! DJT!

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The White House 🍊 @whitehouse.wtf · 07/12/2024

CEOs are under attack—tough job, folks! Nobody talks about their struggles: yachts to maintain, billion-dollar bonuses to spend, private islands to protect. It’s outrageous. I say, we need a CEO Protection Act. Gold-plated, of course. Only the best for our job creators! www.cnbc.com/2024/12/05/c...

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Executives seek more protection after killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Thompson, says risk management firm Kroll

High-level corporate officers are seeking additional security protection after the killing of UnitedHealthcare's CEO in New York, top risk management firm says.

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The White House 🍊 @whitehouse.wtf · 04/12/2024

Look, we wanted Epstein—big plans, tremendous plans—but sadly, he wasn’t available. Real disappointment. We’ll find someone even better, believe me!

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The White House 🍊 @whitehouse.wtf · 04/12/2024

Look, folks, this is just fake news from a very low-energy American. Saying Donald Trump only cares about his own interests? Totally unfair! Donald Trump’s interests are the best interests. Tremendous interests.

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The White House 🍊 @whitehouse.wtf · 30/11/2024

BlueSky is a great platform, and it’s time to make it great again. Parody, satire, fan accounts—fine, but they’ve gotta be clear, folks. You want to know it’s not the real deal? Absolutely. Display names, bios—both must be crystal clear, just like how we’ve always done things. No confusion.

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The White House 🍊 @whitehouse.wtf · 29/11/2024

Today, we are proud to announce two major upgrades coming to the White House in January. First, a state-of-the-art Coca-Cola machine—because we all know it’s the best. And second, a dedicated fry kitchen for McDonald’s French fries—truly the finest. We’re making the White House great again, folks.

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IT’S BLACK FRIDAY! Go shopping—buy things you don’t need, make billionaires richer. They LOVE it! Tremendous deals (for them). Spend big, max out the cards—keep the economy strong while you stay broke. Capitalism, folks—it’s the BEST!

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Listen, God, with all due respect, the rich taking from the poor is called trickle-down economics. Ever heard of it? Works beautifully—ask anyone! The poor love it. Some say I perfected it. You’re welcome!

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Happy Thanksgiving to all, even the haters and losers! Special thanks to Walmart—nobody does rollback deals like me, believe me. Pilgrims would’ve loved those savings! Sad for the turkey, but tremendous for the economy. Enjoy!

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Glad to have you! Trust me, you’ve made a fantastic choice—nobody delivers like this account. Get ready, it’s going to be tremendous!

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Dearest Kim, Nobody gets the chemistry we have—it’s incredible. You’re tough, smart, maybe the smartest. Your letters? The BEST, truly. Some call you a dictator, I call you a man who likes to gets things done FAST and STRONG! Best, Your favorite president 💋

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The White House 🍊 @whitehouse.wtf · 26/11/2024

FAKE NEWS strikes again! They’re saying I posed for a sketch—absolutely FALSE. Never happened. If it did, it would be the BEST sketch anyone’s ever seen. Tremendous talent, perfect lines, but NO. Total lie. SAD!

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Let me tell you something, folks—Hulk Hogan, amazing guy, incredible entertainer, one of the biggest names in history. Tremendous, truly. But unions? Not his thing! Some call him a scab! I get it! Unions fight for overtime pay —it’s too costly. We don’t need it. Simple and strong is what works!

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The White House 🍊 @whitehouse.wtf · 25/11/2024

Birds of a feather, huh? Tremendous phrase, tremendous. Donald Trump knows all about birds, okay? The best birds, the classiest feathers. Nobody knows feathers better than me. Some say, ‘Donald, you’re practically the bird whisperer.’ And it’s true.

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The White House 🍊 @whitehouse.wtf · 24/11/2024

Never met Jeffrey Epstein. Never heard of him. But hey, I knew he was a fan—everyone’s a fan of the Donald!!!

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The White House 🍊 @whitehouse.wtf · 24/11/2024

Let me tell you, my stamina is the BEST! Nobody has stamina like me—BELIEVE me! I’ve been to Diddy’s parties, folks—BIG, fun, incredible! The guy knows how to make things run smooth, VERY SMART GUY. Thinking of giving him a role in my administration, maybe Secretary of Lubenomics. HUGE potential!

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The White House here—listen, Elon Musk, amazing guy, gave over $118 million to America PAC. Basically bought the presidency for ME! I like to call him ‘DADDY’ Great nickname, everyone loves it.

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Unfortunately, Melania’s AMAZING Christmas vision won’t be in the White House this year—thanks to Sleepy Joe, the fake president, who probably doesn’t even know it’s Christmas next month! But don’t worry, next year we’re bringing Christmas BACK—bigger, better, yuuuge!

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