andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026every time i get the hiccups i convince myself it’ll be the longest anyone in the universe has had them 000 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026i know that grown adults could be doing things so much worse than still playing Pokémon Go at the MOA but i don’t respect them 020 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026my nephew got the kids in his neighborhood to also call me “anja” so there was a gang of preschoolers shouting “anja watch this!!!” tonight and my heart is full 030 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026great news: turning 40 in a week and i heard i’ll still be hot then 140 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026going from having a dog in the house for 14 years to not is quite a lonely feeling 160 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026legit teared up seeing the wolves do two lobs 020 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i’ve prayed for a bright eyes setlist like this 021 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026help why do i end up having alcoholic beverages then strangers talk to me and 20 minutes into conversation later they ask if I want their social security number, too 040 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026a health and fitness expo before a race loves to see me coming 030 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026gonna be double the amount of annoying as when i finished the half 140 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026husbands are good for having someone to pick up your culver’s order 020 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i have made the decision to use my 40th birthday as a time to look optimistically ahead at the future year vs. reflecting on how shitty this last one was 050 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026gimme some good minneapolis coffee shop recommendations. i need to lock in on some work stuff and being away from my home desk helps!! 010 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026god bless the broken road that led me to a group of friends that wants to watch spooky movies all day and eat snacks and talk through every single one making each other giggle 060 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026men used to go to war. now they carry blankets into movie theaters. 030 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026our future dog’s mom could be pregnant with her…..right……….now 040 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026seasonal depression already fucking me up. gotta get on that vitamin D grind. 030 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026me trying to understand a convoluted taylor swift theory 031 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026being full off the most expensive, mid food ever is such a lame feeling 050 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026y'all it's my first hobbit day as a ring head 140 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026remember how i told jason on our fourth date that i’d want the get up kids’ “i’ll catch you” as the first dance song at my wedding (very normal) 020 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026something about an early fall trip to world market……michael’s……..homegoods…patina……trader joe’s 020 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026tattoos that are reminders of home are so sweet to me. we laid some of penny to rest here today, too. she loved the farm. 061 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026yes the phoebe show was sad at times but the saddest thing i saw all night was a gen-z’er phantom texting on her phone through the yondr pouch like she had restless finger syndrome 040 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026screamed my heart out a few times during “i know the end” and am healed 040 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026clocking in as the elder at the phoebe bridgers show 050 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026i somehow still can't believe the minnesota timberwolves have someone with as much aura as anthony edwards 030 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026it’s impossible to meet people who recently moved to minnesota and not sound like you’ve been hired by the state tourism board to immediately divulge everything you love about living here 0162 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“i am not complicit!!!” he screams, his complicity reverberating internationally 030 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026at the age where i'm not mad about the jackhammer outside my house bc it means my tax dollars are at work to create an enhanced pedestrian experience for me and my neighbors !!!!! 030 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026this year keeps kicking me in the dick and for what ?????????? 020 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026having a 4-year-old nephew is the best because i’ll just show him this picture of three possums and ask him which one he feels like today and he genuinely thinks about it before answering 130 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i’m about to do the thing where you say all of a dog’s favorite words and they get really excited but to my husband: “do you……wanna walk around spirit halloween? and then maybe…..buy some halloween candy? then get wingstop for dinner….? and watch a scary movie???” 160 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i'm so lucky i picked the spot in a coffee shop next to someone who is studying by repeating everything they read outloud 010 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i vastly underestimated how many airbnbs exist on our side of town 040 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i have too many receipts and stuff to drive a jeep with no doors y’know? 030 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026taking a sniff of the blanket penny laid on everyday hits like a drug tbh 030 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026boomers are really the funniest. OK my specific boomers. we’ve introduced them to sesame chicken, domino’s, avocado toast and seasoned sour cream. it’s like their lives were in B&W; now it’s fully technicolor. 130 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026fuck a bar and grill take me to a tavern and eatery 010 0
andrea @whitegirlinacrowd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026i can tell by the way some of you hold food at the fair that you’re betas 010 0
