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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Gawt damn. I cannot imagine an American athlete, let alone one with this high a profile, saying anything close to this. Thank you, Kylian Mbappé.

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Pitching a complete game shutout at age 46 and looking a decade older than that. We’ve forgotten how to make big league pitchers.

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I truly cannot believe that anyone, let alone the President of the fucking country, would say it’s fine if a hostile military massacred millions of Americans. If somehow you missed all the prior exit ramps, take this one. And if decide to keep on trucking, you are truly beyond the light of God.

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Very cool that the guy we put in charge of the $800+ billion/year defense department mostly seems to spend his time recording workouts.

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Train, outbound from downtown Houston, totally parked on the tracks that bisect busy surface streets at 5:15 on a Wednesday. @cdmenefee.bsky.social what can we do to get UP to ever take this seriously? It is beyond ridiculous that this happens as often as it does.

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Schmitt tried to come for El-Sayed a month ago for not knowing ball and screwed it up then too. Dude stepping on rakes left and right.

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

All’s I knows is he tried to dunk on AES last month and it didn’t work then either. Hoist by his own petard it would seem.

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Schmitt tried to dunk on AES a month ago for not knowing ball and f*cked it up then too.

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Fever and Aces tip off in 3-ish hours. Can someone please get Caitlin Clark a t-shirt that says HAWK(EYES) on it stat?

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You cannot pull up with ball knowledge this weak. Watch some game, son.

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is one of the worst op-Eds I have ever had the displeasure of reading. You aren’t prepared for how bad this is: apple.news/AoVWGzgYyQA6...

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’m not saying she doesn’t still have it. I’m just saying Caleb Flynn wrote and sang a contemporary worship love song for his mistress and it’s better than most everything on Encore* * Babylon is OK

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Has Cleveland(!) not been through enough.

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

He’s walking to a spot on the carpet so that, I assume, Xi Jinping and his wife can share. The dude clearly has a multitude of health problems the press seems oddly incurious about, but this ain’t the one.

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Speaks volumes that their concern with calling the newly merged company 3/5 Bank was alcohol and not, oh, something else.

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“Strong outing today, going 6 and fifth-thirds innings, as the Tigers get the win at home.”

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Y’all remember Matt Gaetz? He summarized the entire GOP midterm comms strategy in 6 words.

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Not trying to be all woke here or anything, but do you think issues ever directly impact other people? 💡

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’d like to take this opportunity to announce the launch of my new venture: Own Goal Brand Protection, LLC. For a small monthly retainer, I will take a cursory glance at your marketing assets and inform you HOLY SHIT WHO MADE THIS before you jeopardize and devalue your brand.

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Trump has exactly two moves: 1) putting his name on things and 2) screwing them up to where they fold. That’s all he’s ever done.

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

How does VAR manage to bungle the two biggest, outcome-determining moments of the same game??? It’s not that I think VAR is inherently good or bad. It’s that it really seems to be over-reacting to small things and totally whiffing on bigger ones.

espn.com

Premier League referees' body apologizes to Man United after derby offside controversy

Pro Ref, the Premier League referees' body, has apologized to Manchester United after admitting the VAR awarded Erling Haaland's winning goal in Manchester City's 1-0 win by "error."

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

That Hamilton fella sure seems like he’s had some practice working a crowd from a stage

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Texas Dems better circulate this all over Fort Bend and Collin County.

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

What is the point of VAR if Bruno Fernandes can get off scot-free for kicking Foden in the tailbone? I say this as an equal opportunity hater of both Manchester teams. Pull out a pair of yellows, but just one red is a miscarriage of football justice that totally ignores the context.

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Barney’s movie had heart, but Football In The Groin had a football in the groin.

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

There’s a men’s soap and beard oil maker I came across in a barbershop once. Liked some of their scents and bought a few small things over the years. The aesthetic leaned kinda MAGA shall we say. Went looking recently and found this car air freshener. Closed that browser tab and never looked back.

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Some of them quite literally celebrated it.

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

That dividend thing was just locker room talk.

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Fox when it’s Biden: “Got somewhere better to be, Joe?!” Fox when it’s Trump: “Firmly rooted. Not going anywhere. Could stay all day if he weren’t so busy.”

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

What’s the opposite of gilding the lily? Shitting on vomit?

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

“Mr. President, sir, can you give us a quick honk shoo mi mi mi mi?”

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The Sleepytime Tea bear isn’t this passed out.

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

“We were tired of being called racists for stoking unspoken prejudices. Yeeesh!”

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This is kind of crazy you usually only see painted on the side of someone’s van.

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The 2026 Astros: ⚾️ 2-9 against the Mariners ⚾️ losing records to the A’s and Rockies ⚾️ losing record at home against the Angels And yet they win an away series at the Phillies. Baseball is weird, man.

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Every game has to end, resulting in either a win or a loss. In that sense this is a team that gets results.

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The deniability could not be less plausible.

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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I dare anyone who writes for Politico or WaPo to mention this.

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